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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Not that low!
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Blow up your pants.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Major_Boothroyd wrote: »
    (Looks at stomach)
    "Sixty men would take twelve days to load it onto 200 trucks."

    Still cracking up, @Major_Boothroyd! :D

    Seconded!
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
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    No Mr. Bond, I expect you to diet!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Jettison cocoon."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    When at first you don't succeed mr. Kidd....
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Nick Nack - Tabasco!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    We are showing a bit more cheek than usual.
  • jobojobo
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Nick Nack - Tabasco!

    That one works with everything ;)
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Well, I f***ed this up didn't I?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    There isn't enough room for me and your ego.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... you want to get rid of an aggressive salesman.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I've got a little itch...down there. Would you mind?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,185
    You work for peanuts. A "well done" and a pittance of a Pension. Apart from that, we are the same.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    You re bloody well not sleeping here.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Will you please leave, you irritating man?!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    i'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    "You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive..."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,185
    "Piss off."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    How much do you know about fear?
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Blow up your pants.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    Suppose i would kill you for a thrill.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.
  • cwl007cwl007 England
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    There's a useful four letter word and you're full of it.
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your peace.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    ... your doctor tells you you're putting on too much weight.

    *reveals hamper of junk food*

    "As soon as I finish this delicious lunch that Nick Nack has prepared for us."

    ... you want to get rid of an aggressive salesman.
    "And how the hell did you find out where I lived?"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    TeeHee, on the first wrong answer from miss solitaire, you will snip the little finger of Mr. Mond's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer, you'll move to more .... VITAL... parts.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... Bond 25 has scenes filmed in your bedroom.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2019 Posts: 5,185
    You'll never know how I watched you From the shadows as a child. You'll never know how it feels to be the one Who's left behind.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Hope you enjoyed the show.
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