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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I know who you are, and why you're here...
  • barryt007barryt007
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    I've really f*****d this up,havent I ?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Why didn't you learn the violin?
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited July 2019 Posts: 4,504
    Re: USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... you want to get rid of an aggressive salesman.

    I wish I could make you vanish

    Re: USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... it's laundry day and you have nothing to wear.

    I see you haven't lost your delicate sense of humour

    Re: USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... Daniel Craig heard you say bad things about him.

    This Never Happened to the Other Feller
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... someone released that tape of you and the cheerleader.
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    OOOOOOORROOOOHHHHH!
  • w2bondw2bond is indeed a very rare breed
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    I F* this up didn't I
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Me. It was all me, voyeurs. It's always been me.

    The author of all your porn.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Now THAT was a performance.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur, a relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me, obviously appealed to that young cheerleader I sent out to evaluate you.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I just thought I d take a little...uh...exercise.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Hope you enjoyed the show.
  • vzokvzok
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    Yes ma’am
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I've lost my charm!
  • vzokvzok
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    You can watch it all on TV
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    "Give the viewers what they want..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Well, that narrows it down.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    I'll shoot the camera first next time.
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
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    Must be a pretty sick collection of minds to plan something like that.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Everybody needs a hobby
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    I have the videotape. I haven't seen it myself, but I'm told the footage is excellent.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... the neighbour kid throws a pie in your face.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I think you made your point. Thank you for the demonstration."
  • barryt007barryt007
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    You're deeaaadd !!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,506
    Obvious one here:

    "Tastes like...like strawberries."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    What are you, some kind of Dooomsday Machine, boy? Well, we got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here.
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    Now do you wanna make this hard or easy?
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    edited July 2019 Posts: 2,541
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... the neighbour kid throws a pie in your face.

    Me:Lovely pie, taste just like strawberries
    Kid: I wouldn't know
    Me: I would
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T.
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    Resurrection wrote: »
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... the neighbour kid throws a pie in your face.

    Me:Lovely pie, taste just like strawberries
    Kid: I wouldn't know
    Me: I would

    :))

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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... the neighbour kid throws a pie in your face.
    "This kid is either drunk or crazy."
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
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    He disagreed with something that ate him.
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