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That made my day, @MajorDSmythe ! 😉
Or about the BUDANAYCHUR.
I love how Steven Seagal appears in these threads once in a while. He can't be stopped.
Edit: Obviously, someone else finds Steven's pronunciation of BUDANAYCHUR as riveting as I do:
I feel like there was more to that Buddha story, but Sir Steven realised that it was 5 minutes to lunch, and he wanted to be front of the queue.
5 minutes is also how long he is, on average, in "his" recent films.
It's never too late. He'll, of course, take over directorial and producing duties and cast all 18-year-old actresses as the Bond girls.
Yuck! And true.
Though at least in the sex scene, he will be fully clothed, he won't even take off his piss-coloured lens shades. Small mercies.
As some poor, underpaid actress is forced to feign interest as she grinds into his lap while he grunts and groans and hides his lack of talent behind those shades.
She has to grit her teeth, and think about the pay, which is nowhere near enough. While he is on autopilot, thinking about his lunch at the local McDonalds.
Carrot eating :))
In Live Wire too, if I'm not mistaken.
I recently rewatched that one and didn't catch that, if it does happen. Might've been a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment that I didn't see, if so.
You would've had to have drunk the Kool-Aid, as they say. Sorry, not the Kool-Aid, but
STEVEN SEAGAL'S LIGHTNING BOLT
Vitamin E1 all the way through to 100.
I haven't seen it in ages, but if I remember you see a bit of his bum when he is reunited to his wife. I'm pretty sure you see her naked.
I was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed it on a rewatch after maybe 15 or 20 years. I saw it when I was younger and only remembered the opening bit with the woman in the rigged car, the bit with the circus stuff (gave me OP vibes at the time) and the Home Alone-like finale.
I absolutely believe his claim that he backpacked across Asia for the ingredients.
The only disclaimer here, of course, is that "backpacked" translates to "tried all the buffets" in the mystical language of Seagalise.
The man is a legend.
Let's bite the bullet and rename this thread to "Buddha Nature - The Steven Seagal Thread."