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I am all for renaming this thread in honour of Sir Steven.
Carrott munchers of the world, unite, Sir Steven needs our appreciation.
In Bond 26, we initially just see the lower part of his face as he stuffs it with a carrot. Then it pans out and he utters the line or rescues some dame or whatever.
All jokes aside, I still need to see his more recent films for myself. Chronologically, the most recent Seagal film I watched, was Born To Raise Hell (2010). That one is the worst I have seen so far.
@Thunderfinger Correction, he would mumble the line, and in a southern(!) accent.
Of course, small bits of carrot falling out as he does so.
Never liked it much, not because it was a bad movie per se (okay, it's kinda is, but it has its moments), but I think the premise could have been so better developed with a more solid script, a better casting and a bigger budget.
That said, and to get back on topic, I'm tired of big action movies relying heavily on CGIs and sci-fi or fantasy elements. I miss the good old days of stunt work and cheaper action flicks.
"What's up, doc?"
Good one. Dr. No, of course.
Or maybe more Goodhead. With the good doctor succumbing to Mr. Seagal's charms. Eventually.
"A woman? Well, something s up."
N.B: For the record, I don't condone over the hill, down the valley and over the next hill action stars, pointing lasers in the eyes of children.
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?
I haven't seen that film. I will.
I love quoting that line from time to time, knowing no one will ever recognize it.
*shoves guy into phone booth*
Plot twist: Sir Steven has only become a Russian citizen, as part of a CIA black ops mission to undermine Putin from within his own government.
The thing is, Putin was drivin' his car or whatever in El Paso, yeah, and he was speedin' and all, and so deputy sherrif Seagal pulled him over and he was all like "license and registration please sir" and Putin was all like "hey, quit hasselin' me!" and then Seagal pulled out his gun and Putin screamed "powlies brutality!" and Seagal did that thing like that guy on TV did and then Putin got scared and went all "Yo, I can make you rich, dude, I can make you rich!" and then he gave Seagal his card and Seagal let him go and now Putin and Seagal are like bee-ef-efs or whatever and that's what that guy who knows Jerry told that other guy who also knows Jerry and then Jerry told me.
A better career than Segal, for sure.
Cool. I understand it just made it to Dutch cinemas. I hope I can catch it. Next agent ZigZag?
@Gerard Is that also well-proportioned friend of Putin still his friend? Or was the prospect of no-taxes less appealing after all those sanctions?
What does it take to change the essence of a world leader.
As it turns out only rabbit ears.
Maybe it's a generational thing or maybe different regions had their own slightly different take on its meaning? I have heard it called rabbit ears more though I'm not particularly young any more.
In Vlady Putin's case, a personality transplant would be a suitable starting point.
https://www.thewrap.com/garfield-movie-samuel-l-jackson-joins-chris-pratt/
Jurassic World was the worst offender of this case. Dear Hollywood, there are other actors who haven’t done Marvel movies.