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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited February 2015 Posts: 45,489
    Looks like we are done here. Not many entries, but the quality has been excellent all over.

    Those who nearly made it:

    Myself with : He made sure they noticed his gun and not his penis.
    DrGorner wrote: »
    You've gone too far this time Blofeld, dropping me in you cat's litter tray !
    Yuk!
    Also
    DrGorner wrote: »
    Bond was still searching for the cereal killer.

    Excellent wordplay.
    QBranch wrote: »
    Sean: "QUICKSHAND!"

    Bypasser: "Huh?" *looks around* "You talking to me?"

    Sean: "QUICKSHAND!"

    Bypasser: "I... I don't understand what you're-"

    Sean: "SHAVE ME! PLEASHE!"

    Bypasser: "I... I'm sorry.." :-?? *continues to walk past*

    This could happen in real life.

    The funniest this time was probably this:
    Kerim wrote: »
    (Off stage) "Come on Sean, you have to be seen in your Zardoz outfit sooner or later. Don't make us have you wear a wedding dress".

    :)) Congratulations and over to you, @Kerim.
    Thanks to everyone who played.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited February 2015 Posts: 2,629
    Thank you Thunderfinger. Let's turn it over to Daniel.

    craig-m_1796015a.jpg

    Uh come on Daniel, these caption contests are all in good fun. No need to be rude about it. Us MI6 folks can come up with some good captions.


    Let's see what you guys and gals got.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    M: "Where the Hell have you been?"

    Bond:
    craig-m_1796015a.jpg

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited February 2015 Posts: 28,694
    During the filming of Skyfall, the hate against Daniel imposed by the cruel members of DanielCraigIsNotBond.com escalated more than ever. After reading pages and pages of comments like, "what a big-eared prick this guy is," or "James Bond isn't blonde; what is he, a surfer boy?" Daniel was at the end of his rope.

    In haste and anger, he went to Javier Bardem's trailer on set, where the actor was still in character, blonde wig and all, as Silva, master hacker. Dan pulled out his phone and showed Javier the image he wanted to pass on to DCINB and all those who followed their creed. Only minutes later DCINB.com was hacked by an unknown computer wizard who plastered a photo of Dan flipping the bird over every single thread page on the site.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Those little kids would never ask for an autograph again.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited February 2015 Posts: 28,694
    "Look! It's a plane, it's a Daniel Craig-no, it's a bird!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Daniel's reply when Creasy became impatient, tracked him down, and finally asked him in person whether or not the sequels to 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo' are happening.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Daniel's middle finger salute to a pressing paparazzi was made all the worse when the photo hit the internet and everyone realized that the actor had passed up a promising career as a hand model just to be James Bond. Talk about a career downgrade...
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited February 2015 Posts: 13,978
    A documentation by The Horticultural Society of New York, for trees indigenous to New York, was interrupted by some yob.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    In another tragic accident filming spectre Daniel loses, three fingers
    And a thumb ! But still takes time out to wave at the paparazzi.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Kerim wrote: »
    Thank you Thunderfinger. Let's turn it over to Daniel.

    craig-m_1796015a.jpg

    Uh come on Daniel, these caption contests are all in good fun. No need to be rude about it. Us MI6 folks can come up with some good captions.


    Let's see what you guys and gals got.

    Little finger? Why don't you check out my foreplay one first!!!!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    No paparazzi were safe from Daniel Craig's finger-jerk reaction.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,569
    Latest thing from Q-Branch: 'Ultra high-frequency single digit agitator unit'.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited February 2015 Posts: 2,629
    Nice turnout so far. Keep them coming or Dan will show us a bigger digit.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    The wedding photo was made even worse by the fact Rachel decided to split.
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    Craig's response to hecklers who say that he'll never measure up to the cinematic panache of Die Another Day.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "Please, Mr Craig! I am just the postman. It is my job to deliver those bills."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    After a heckle from a young fan, Craig's finger puppet show turned sour !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489

    craig-m_1796015a.jpg

    To all other competitors. Steal my Thunder, and this is what is left.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
    Posts: 3,144
    S A F E So Another Finger Extends !.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Better S.A.F.E. than S.O.R.R.Y.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    After good news from his prostate exam, Craig shows some of the equipment
    The Doctor used .
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    His mother-in-law invited herself over for dinner.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
    Posts: 3,144
    Having been told that due to the latest
    injury to his knee his days of action movies were coming to an end
    DC decides to retrain as a Proctologist
    See the above for press release photo.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Dan says he's see a potential number 1 caption.

    Keep them coming folks.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    He forgot that the police car had rear view mirrors.
  • TripAcesTripAces Universal Exports
    edited February 2015 Posts: 4,584
    Daniel, now that Gerrard is leaving for L.A., are you gonna become a Galaxy fan?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Photographer: "Can you give a thumbs up, Daniel?"
    "Sure."
    "SIGH! For the hundredth time..."
  • OnlyManWhoCanOnlyManWhoCan Greater London
    Posts: 202
    Q-Branch's new Invisibility Ring backfires at the worst possible moment
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Daniel shows his latest injury, from one of the sex scenes in SPECTRE.
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