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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    They were looking back to require 20/20 vision.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    A few days late, but I will be judging this evening. So this is a last call for any final entries.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 2015 Posts: 14,682
    http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/youonlylivetwicecar.jpg

    James: "Sorry to make you designated driver, Aki, but I was hoping to sink some martinis with the boys while we're here in Tokyo. Amirite, guys?"

    "Uh, guys?... Tanaka?... M?!"

    *turns around, looks in back*

    "Oh crap. Aki, I didn't tell you about the rear passenger seats, did I?..."

    Aki: "Bond-san! Button on shifter not for changing gear!"

    James: "Nevermind that now. Step on it!"

    Aki: "We're not going back for them?"

    James: "Hell no! To the nearest pier or cliff! We have to fake our deaths!"

    Aki: "We have to... What the?!"

    James: "Don't worry, I've done this before... once. But it was quite recently!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I am scared of seagulls. Please, can you drive faster?"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Sorry to be a bother old girl, but didn't we have a caravan Aki ?
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited April 2015 Posts: 13,999
    Ok, time to bring this to a close. If I were taking part, I would have gone with...

    Aki: "Bond-san, is than an Ausie in a kilt?"
    Bond: "Yesh, I think it ish. You put you foot down, and i'll buy you an ice cream."

    But enough from me, my top 3 favourite entries were...


    In 3rd place is:
    DrGorner wrote: »
    Bond " Bloody cyclists, don't worry, we'll get him again on the way back "

    In 2nd place is:
    Kerim wrote: »
    Aki: I give you better duck.

    Sean: Well I am hungry. I wash in the mood for eating Japaneshe anywaysh.


    And the winner, in 1st place is:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "The traffic police! Quick, release some oil!"
    "Oil?"
    "A smokescreen, then."
    "What are you talking about?"
    "How about a nailmat?"
    "Are you out of your mind, Bond-san?"
    "Jesus.What kind of car is this?"

    So over to our thunder loaded finger, @Thunderfinger. =D>
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks, I really didn t expect that! Not this time, anyway. Give me a few minutes. Maybe a few weeks, tops.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited April 2015 Posts: 45,489

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Curious to see what you can come up with for this one. Shall we say a week or so? Over to you, friends. Others may join as well!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Daniel goes all out to get the part of Sloth in the remake of the Goonies.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Following the news that he'd scored the lead role in a biopic about the Roman god Janus, Daniel underwent a plastic surgery operation to completely transform himself into the figure that went more than a little awry.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    That Daniel Craig always was a two faced person.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Here, we have an exclusive look at the newest Doctor Who monster to appear in series nine, it's called... The Symetricraig.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
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    Daniel Craig attends the 10th Dr Who anniversary launch party of the new series as Davros's smoother looking and more debonair younger brother!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 2015 Posts: 14,682
    L007K OUT! I'M ABOUT TO SNEEZE!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Great start. Don t be shy now.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 2015 Posts: 14,682
    ...and then I said, "I'm all ears"! =))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    When an extra on the set of SPECTRE accused Daniel of "talking out of both ends," they were being just as literal as they were figurative.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    James was never quite the same after wrestling with Dr No in radioactive coolant.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    At first Daniel thought his knee injury was his biggest problem
    Until he got a look in the mirror !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bumping this.

    Being half Scottish, he couldn t turn down a free facelift.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 2015 Posts: 14,682
    Double O-: Seven.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Daniel Craig liked to look back on his career.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited April 2015 Posts: 13,999
    "Look Up! Look Down! Look Out! It Has Been Released..."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited April 2015 Posts: 2,629
    Daniel Craig's failed audition for the role of Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Daniel, said the Doctor chose the mouth but he Picked his own nose !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I plan to announce a winner tomorrow, so come on, soak your brains and give me more! All good so far.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Despite the ridicule over not being able to swim or drive stick, he kept his chin up.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It has been over a week, so here it is.

    Honorable mentions:

    He had a double facebook account.

    Bond had never been this stoned.

    Another mouth to feed, now there is food for thought.

    Bond had a secret. Something he could not tell anyone, because he did not trust anyone. Still, everybody knew.

    He woke up at the Cuban gene therapy clinic feeling fine. And very hungry.

    This always happens when you cross the equator.

    He was never meant to find out, but Pablo Picasso had an affair with his mother.

    THIS is the new James Bond? Hell no! The guy is blond!

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    As for the winner, it was between @DrGorner and @QBranch. All their entries were considered, and in the end I went with this as my favourite:
    QBranch wrote: »
    L007K OUT! I'M ABOUT TO SNEEZE!

    You know me, I like that sort of stupidity. ;)
    Congratulations and over to you, pal!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Do you have a picture, @QBranch? With your skills, you could make one yourself.
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