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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He was going to frame this and put it on his wall, then take a picture of that next to himself, frame it and put it on his wall, then take a picture of that next to himself, frame it and put it on his wall, then take a picture of that next to himself, frame it and put it on his wall, then take a picture of that next to himself, frame it and put it on his wall, then take a picture of that next to himself, frame it and put it on his wall, then take a picture of that next to himself, frame it and put it on his wall and after that who knows? Probably repeat the whole process once or twice, he felt unpredictable.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Timception :))
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    I give you folks another 18 hours 24 minutes and 16.739 seconds before I declare a winner.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Yes, I thought I saw a photo taken with a Polaroid Spectra at my shoulder."
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Criticism of Dalton's performances as Bond turned him into a thick Skinner.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2015 Posts: 14,569
    "You're a picture yourself. And twice as lovely in the firelight."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    All right, let me for once do a timely judging.

    The Fourth runner-up is Shark of Largo with: Tim was so proud to win "Pinewood Employee Of The Month"

    The third runner-up, and I hope he doesn't ask me any hard hitting questions I Creasy with, Dalton, strike me that same pose! You look a lot like the douche in that frame behind you!"

    Coming in as the second runner up is Q-Branch with the obvious, yet brilliant It was all smiles until he discovered he'd been framed.

    The first runner-up was that AceHole with Former Bond thespian takes yet another selfie of himself planting his own framed photo in another unsuspecting pensioner's bedroom...

    And this round's winner is ......

    @Tokoloshe with the simple, yet highly effective "Better make that two..."

    Congratulations @Tokoloshe. Over to you.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    I'm ashamed to say that despite reading the forum and its predecessor since 2001, I have never bothered to work out how to post an image.

    Idiot's guide, anyone?
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Copy the link of the picture you want to post. Click on the screen icon next to the C, paste the link the box and click on OK. It should post the picture for you.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
    edited September 2015 Posts: 2,667
    Try this...

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    @Tokoloshe Congrats on the win! The image works fine.
  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
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    Tokoloshe wrote: »
    Try this...

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    Le Chiffre was fed up with doing Quantum's donkey-work...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Le Chiffre: "No, YOU look like the ass. I'm rocking these awesome fake ears and you're not. I can smell the jealousy."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    I really hate it when the ear wax falls into my ears.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Mads Mikkelsen's audition tape for the live-action version of 'Shrek.'
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "And now the password, Mr Bond. I am all ears."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Le Chiffre " Pardon Mr Bond ?"
    Bond " How can you not hear, with ears like That !"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Mads was very keen to make the world aware of his mikkelsenomatosis condition.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Le Chiffre was a bad boy, but he finally got to go to Pleasure Island.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited September 2015 Posts: 2,629
    I always wear these ears to better enjoy the sound of someone's balls being smacked.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It took the attention away from his "tell". He hoped.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2015 Posts: 14,569
    'Bluffing'? Of course I've heard the term. I have two pair.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    24 hours or so left on this one, then I'll wrap it up.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2015 Posts: 18,270
    "Merely some donkey ears growing from my head. Nothing sinister"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Hugh Hefner still wouldn t let him in to his mansion.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    edited September 2015 Posts: 13,384
    When Mads asked the witch to change part of him into
    Donkey proportions, he'd hoped it would have been a
    Little lower.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    LeChiffur to stockbroker: "I have the bunny, so short another million hares. Just doe it."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    In the first draft, Mr White didn t kill Le Chiffre. He only humiliated him by making him wear those ears and take off his pants. All photographed and posted on Facebook.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Let's call it a day and give out some prizes!

    Personally I would have offered "I have one pair, and you have an 18.4% chance of keeping a straight face". Anyway...

    3rd place to Thunderfinger for:

    "It took the attention away from his "tell". He hoped."

    2nd place to AceHole for:

    "Le Chiffre was fed up with doing Quantum's donkey work"

    But the winner is @QBranch for his pun-derful offering:

    LeChiffur to stockbroker: "I have the bunny, so short another million hares. Just doe it."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Wowee! Another picture coming up, great! And congratulations.
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