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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Wow, thanks, @Tokoloshe! I also had these captions lined up, but never got around to it:

    "Derangement of the ear duct. Nothing sinEaster." (Draggers, you beat me to it!)

    Valenka: "I saw Bond switch his glass with yours, but I didn't scurry to grabbit in time."
    LeChiffur: "My dear, you've tailed me for the last time. Perhaps Thumper will succeed where you didn't. Now hop along."

    New pic coming soon!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Why does Le Chiffre have big ears ?
    Because Noddy won't pay the ransom ! ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Alright folks, I hope this pic hasn't been used yet. Judging in a week or so!

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  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
    edited September 2015 Posts: 2,667
    "James, I want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little toe, you'd still be more of a man... Wait, what the hell?!"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "Feels like a French nail varnish!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited September 2015 Posts: 2,629
    "Nothing personal, I have to practice kicking that car off the cliff. Hmm, I feel a breeze where I normally wouldn't feel a breeze."

    or

    (the other guy) "No, No, No! To the right, to the right"!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The new Q insisted that his invisibility varnish had to be added from the bottom and up. Bond was so ticklish a lot of places, this would take some time.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Roger turned up looking for "strange love" and got more than he bargained for.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    For identification in case of death, the 00 section had their number painted on their toenails. Only 007 was a baby about it.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The amazing 3d painter surpassed himself this time.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Roger was good with the one-liners, but Peter just nailed it.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    "........and this little piggy went wee wee wee, all the way home"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Writing s On The Toe.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited September 2015 Posts: 45,489
    Sellers had too much trust in his sunglasses.

    "Hahaha! I am not Britt, but thank you for that favour before!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Quality captions here so far, guys! Judging in a couple of days, so get 'em in.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Roger was willing to let his friend paint his toenails so he could discreetly air out the farts he had been holding in on set all day.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "AAAAHHH! You idiot! That is the sulphuric acid bottle!!"
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    @QBranch - scores on the doors?
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Instead of having a nude scene being completely covered in gold paint, Roger opted out for having his toes painted gold instead. Though "The Man With The Golden Toes" doesn't sound quite as cool as The man with the golden gun. ;)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    007 and 008 after a couple of bottles of benzedrine champagne.

    Two seconds later, the laughter ended. They were staring into the cold blue eyes of M.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    What makes you think it s my first time?
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    He must have found me quite toetalating.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond: "Just taking my big toe for a spin."
    Q: "We call it the 'Varnish'. Be careful 007! It's just had a new coat of paint!"
    Bond: "Then I must pass the shoe."

    Alright, my witty friends, scores on the doors time. Thanks to all for playing!

    Great captions from everyone, but just missing out on a place (though not for lacquer trying):
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Roger was willing to let his friend paint his toenails so he could discreetly air out the farts he had been holding in on set all day.
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    "Feels like a French nail varnish!"

    In 3rd place, we have the ever witty @Kerim (no small feet) with:
    Kerim wrote: »
    (the other guy) "No, No, No! To the right, to the right"!

    In 2nd place we have @Thundertoe, who moore or less nailed it with this pair:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    The amazing 3d painter surpassed himself this time.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "AAAAHHH! You idiot! That is the sulphuric acid bottle!!"

    In 1st place we have @Toekoloshe with:
    Tokoloshe wrote: »
    "James, I want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little toe, you'd still be more of a man... Wait, what the hell?!"
    Tokoloshe wrote: »
    Roger turned up looking for "strange love" and got more than he bargained for.

    Congratulations @Tokoloshe- you sure know how to seller caption!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks for the silver. That was sterling.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You're welcome, @Silverfinger- that '3D painter' caption was clever. Well done for inking outside the box.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Voila!

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    " Hey, that was Super, Man ! "
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Superman: "Heyyy Jim! Ya can't hide from me under all that makeup! X-ray vision, remember! Anyway, why the long face?"

    Bond: *sniffle* "I'm out of work, thanks to you!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Listen, buddy. You put too much effort into that stupid disguise. A pair of glasses would do."
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Christopher Reeve laughed at Sir Rog when asked if he'd be up for the James Bond/Superman crossover, "Quantum Of Solitude"
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