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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited October 2015 Posts: 14,680
    roger-moore.jpg

    ARGH! I jammed myself in this car door! ALL of me!
  • MyNameIsMyBondRnMyNameIsMyBondRn WhereYouLeastExpectMeToBe
    Posts: 221
    .."-Oh..!-It's Him-That Sharp Guy..!.."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited October 2015 Posts: 45,489
    Loving it so far. Judging by the end of the week. Probably on Friday.

    Carry on.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Poor out-turn, but at least the quality has been good.

    In 3rd place:
    Murdock wrote: »
    Here's ROGGIE!
    Shining effort

    In 2nd place

    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Sir Rog's face immediately after he felt the barrel of a gun touch him in a spot only Nic Nac could comfortably reach.

    Very politically correct

    And the glorious winner:
    QBranch wrote: »
    Double-Oh-Seven didn't misuse the x-ray specs, and after the mission, gave them back to Q.

    This made me laugh out load(as much as my own entries), and that must be the benchmark. Over to you, @QBranch.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
    Posts: 2,667
    @QBranch can we have a new pic please?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Tokoloshe wrote: »
    @QBranch can we have a new pic please?

    Hope dies painless.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    As the host, I will have to say that @QBranch has until Sunday to come up with a picture or @Creasy47 gets the honour.

    Where are you? In exile until you see SPECTRE?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    Really sorry guys, been neglecting this thread. Many thanks Thunderfinger for the medal, I will pass the baton on to Creasy or Murdock for the next game.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Sucking up to the mods...

    @Creasy47, a picture?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited November 2015 Posts: 45,489
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Sucking up to the mods...

    @Creasy47, a picture?

    Dear moderator prince, you are a picture yourself, and twice as lovely bla bla bla...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited November 2015 Posts: 41,011
    Sorry everyone, haven't caught up with the threads in the last week or two like I usually have. Thanks for the alert, @Thunderfinger. Give me a moment to find a picture.

    EDIT: Here we go. Doesn't contain Bond, but it's a nice BTS shot from GE that could certainly prove interesting. Good luck!

    GEBTS_zps8czkvaet.jpg
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    Posts: 10,592
    "Is that Bond on my shoe?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited November 2015 Posts: 18,344
    The character of the Giant Man henchman was dropped from a late GoldenEye draft script but there was a photograph taken to see how it would look on screen.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited November 2015 Posts: 45,489
    Science has "explained" where snow comes from for ages.

    Now new photographic evidence confirms it. Science is bogus.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    M: "Any idea what could take out a dish that size?"
    Bond: "Enormous manpower."
    Tanner: "Hm... EMP, more like it."
    Bond: "Uh, that's what I just said.."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    He wanted Mr Campbell to know how bright, helpful and full of initiative he was, so he brought his own organic fertilizer to the set.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Charlie Sheen's Interior Decorator found a more inventive use for the star's cocaine.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    The cast and crew never realized why the set was diminishing, or why the soup tasted a bit funny.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    News headline: 'MAN WITH POT GETS HIGHER THAN MOUNTAIN'
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    It was nearing the weekend and God was finally looking forward to some downtime.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    He regretted peeing on that electric dish. He needed lots of ice.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "I wish Mr Brosnan would change his shampoo. I'm fed of cleaning up after him whenever he's been on set".
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    For the 13th time, Kevin Mc Clory was caught with a bucket of gasoline at Pinewood.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    The ashes from the Die Another Day script were put to better use.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
    Posts: 2,667
    QBranch wrote: »
    News headline: 'MAN WITH POT GETS HIGHER THAN MOUNTAIN'


    I can't do any better than that.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Nick Nack was very pleased that his 1:1 scale of the Arctic Circle was beginning to take shape.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Jack exchanged his cow for Sean Bean. The cruel giant was an extra bonus.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Finally, the 32 year mystery of who vandalised the Blue Peter garden had been solved.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Pierce [to Martin Campbell]: "Hey, Marty, what's that bloke doing over there? I thought you said we were shooting on location instead of using sets and models."

    Martin: "Shhh, of course we are, dear boy, of course. But you must understand something... That man over there is Movie Magic Marvin."

    Pierce: "Movie Magic Marvin?"

    Martin: "That's right, Movie Magic Marvin. He was a part of some of the most star-studded films shot at Pinewood for over fifty years. The problem is, budgets got tight after a while and they had to let him go around the summer of 1982. Nobody had the heart to break the news to the guy so now his bosses just give him sets to make while we're out shooting so that he feels like he's still got a purpose."

    Pierce: "That's...actually extremely tragic."

    Martin: "Yeah, well how do you think I feel? He's my brother."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited November 2015 Posts: 10,592
    "Pierce, get off my leg!"
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