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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The outdoor rave was coming to a close when the human clock signalled it was nearing 2am.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Blofeld was so proud to give the graduation speech at his old Evil College.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote: »
    The outdoor rave was coming to a close when the human clock signalled it was nearing 2am.

    I can't stop laughing.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    " Everybody .... wave your hands in the air, like you just don't care "
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bringing the picture to yet another page:

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    At the SPECTRE meeting, Ernst proposed a group hug. Dr No was just embarrassed.

  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Blofeld can't hide his excitement as so many impotent beach boys arrive.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited December 2015 Posts: 6,396
    There was a moment of frustration when it was announced there would be a tie for first place in the annual dress-like-a-Quality Street-competition.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Blofeld told his American audience, that in future they'd have to
    all wear robes like his, as he was taking away their right to " Bare Arms".
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2015 Posts: 28,694
    When Blofeld's white cat died, he forced the entirety of SPECTRE's big wigs to show up to the funeral, where he delivered a rousing, tear-filled, exasperated eulogy that didn't translate well to the audience.

    OR

    During the regular Sunday service at the chapel in SPECTRE headquarters, members looked on as Blofeld was taken hold of as if by a possession and began to recite a prophecy regarding the future of the organization:

    "Followers of SPECTRE, know that dark days are ahead. There is a force greater than any we know who will disturb the waters that we are trying to make into mighty waves. He goes only by three numbers, those of 0 0 7. It is destiny that he and I, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, will collide over many a year, and each bout between such equal and opposite forces will leave untold damage to those on either side. If this man is not stopped, my brothers of SPECTRE, there will come a time when I will be lost to you forever, dropped along with my precious feline into a smokestack. If we fail to kill this man, my end will be assured and the organization will go quiet for many a year, dismantled and hopeless. And yet, like Christ himself, I shall be resurrected in the form of a short Austrian man with a tendency to forget to wear socks with his shoes, and will continue to extend SPECTRE's control in the world. In this new form I will continue to wreak havoc on 007 and any who call him an ally, with all of you by my side."

    Blofeld comes out of the trance with all eyes on him, each member beyond confused. "Man, do I have a crick in my neck," he says. "Anyone else?"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    This deleted scene from the Vegas shoot of Diamonds are Forever shows Blofeld crashing a Liberace concert with his right hand man while Bond face-palms from the audience.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Not a lot of people know that Charles Gray was the original model for that big statue in Rio de Janeiro.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    After surviving his stabbing in You Only Live Twice, Dikko Henderson found religion and funded churches of worship all over Japan.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Charles Gray enjoyed trying out his Michael Jackson moves at Glastonbury.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    When Blofeld tried to get the world to recognize his religion, The Sacred Order of the Purple Robed Triangle Eyes, he faced much adversity. He needed over 1,000 signatures to legally practice his faith as a recognized religious service, which he wouldn't have been able to achieve if he hadn't threatened the lives of all SPECTRE members and their families if they didn't put pen to paper.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Charles Gray plays Father Valentine in the long suppressed film version of John Gardner's Scorpius (1988).
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Blofeld held a mandatory SPECTRE meeting to discuss one big change coming to the organization: while in the HQ, every member had to wear a purple onesie with the all-seeing-eye attached to the front, symbolizing their mission to see all and know all. However, this policy was soon overturned because the only man who showed up to said meeting is the one pictured to the right of No. 1 himself.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    As soon as his bottom hit the seat Blofeld remembered where he's
    Left that box of thumb tacks.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    You have to triangulate to be able to understand Charles Gray's portrayal of Blofeld in DAF.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Gray: "Brothers, sisters, I welcome you to the first meeting of the 'Bodmin Hemorrhoids Society'. Be seated.... or just stand....".
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Charles Gray: "I come to bury Caesar, not to shave him!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Suddenly Blofeld realised he was sitting in Number 9's chair !
    ( Thunderball joke)
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Charles Gray: "It sure as hell beats dressing in drag!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Does my bum look big in this ?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bump

    Blofeld holds a lecture about viagra.

    Again, Dr No is just embarrassed.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    When Blofeld spots one direction, he just can't contain his excitement !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Judging later this weekend, so get some more in, even though there are several potential winners already.

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    The thunderous applause erupted a few seconds too late to conceal Blofeld s own eruption of gas.

    Dr No was infinitely embarrassed, but kept his posture.


  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2015 Posts: 18,343
    The Devil Bonds Out.

    or

    "Y is for the yardarm my portrayal of Blofeld will be hanged from!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    "Look no sweat marks around my armpits, Spectre's new deodorant
    Is a success ! " Beams a happy Blofeld.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Judging later this weekend, so get some more in, even though there are several potential winners already.

    Devil%20Rides%20Out%20Mocata.jpg
    The thunderous applause erupted a few seconds too late to conceal Blofeld s own eruption of gas.

    Dr No was infinitely embarrassed, but kept his posture.


    YMCA!!!!!!! <:-P
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Let s give it a couple more days. Great round.
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