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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    A publicity still from the film version of John Gardner's For Special Services (1982)
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    @Thunderpussy any judging?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Sorry everyone, I was distracted by the Codename theory thread ;)

    so here goes,
    plenty of great lines but I'd give it to this, ...
    "Here comes the choo choo train " so the winner is a certain
    @Jake24 =D>
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Thanks @Thunderpussy! I'll have a picture up in a couple hours.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Here we are. Let's make some fun of Sir Rog, shall we?

    3523898
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Jolly Roger sure spread some happiness in the years 1973 to 1985.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    "I always like to check the obituaries, to see if I'm not in them "
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    "Mr. Lazenby, fetch me my reading glasses."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    His wife could see the porn mag within in the mirror.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Sir Roger - The Beano's Number 1 Fan!
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    These are great. Keep them coming.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Every day, Roger insisted on reading the entire paper aloud to his family.

    "This newspaper is only 4 pages. Did you rip out the rest?

    "No no, all papers are like that now, to save the environment."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Roger wondered how long he could keep up the charade: he had no idea how to read.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "Do you think you could giftwrap it for me, please?"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    With the producers saying the story for Bond 25 will be
    contemporary and from the headlines. Look who they've got
    back to do the research.
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    You can't be serious, darling. No toilet paper and you want me to use this??
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When the nurse entered the room, Bond quickly hid his erection.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "It says here that Grace Jones is coming to town, please lock the door!"
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    :))
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    After spending a busy day talking shop Sir Roger liked nothing better than a night spent reading shop instead.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Roger was pleased to see the film name of the new Bond girl ......
    ...... Spreading Happiness !
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Alright, time for judging.

    Honorable mentions:
    BondJasonBond006 wrote: »
    You can't be serious, darling. No toilet paper and you want me to use this??
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    After spending a busy day talking shop Sir Roger liked nothing better than a night spent reading shop instead.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    When the nurse entered the room, Bond quickly hid his erection.
    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    "I always like to check the obituaries, to see if I'm not in them "

    The next had me laugh so hard I nearly wet myself:

    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "It says here that Grace Jones is coming to town, please lock the door!"

    Mr. @Thunderfinger, wins.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Yes, that was a good one. Thank you very much for the honour.

    telly%20smokes.jpg

    Let s try Blofeld this time. Looking forward to your entries, as always.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    The weed was so strong that Blofeld completely forgot his goal for worldwide domination and yearned for Cheetos instead.
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    What do you mean, Waltz was better than me?!?
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Telly wanted to play Blofeld, French initially: "Ravi de vous rencontrer Monsieur Bond"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    BUMP

    The moment he fell in love with Irma.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Only when he knelt in front of Irma did Blofeld realise where the
    smell of cat poo was coming from.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    In OHMSS Telly Savalas smoked his cigarettes in a funny way. Here he was just smoking funny cigarettes.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Blofeld wrote his new evil formula so quickly, his chalk stick was smoking !
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