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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited August 2016 Posts: 10,591
    Mirror Timothy: "If those bloody wanking dickheads you call writers don't inject some humor into the next one, you shall kill them all."

    Other Timothy: "I shan't!"

    Mirror Timothy: "If you want to live, you must."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    @Dragonpol When will judging take place?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    How about Friday?
  • IGUANNAIGUANNA
    edited August 2016 Posts: 1,296
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    Bond looked forward to seducing that hot-ass lamp. "I love lamp!" thought Bond with a smile.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    How does he DO it with those eyebrows?
  • IGUANNAIGUANNA
    edited August 2016 Posts: 1,296
    "So beautifully dressed, glowing, mmm such curves, white hot..... it's 50 Lampshades Of Grey."
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Dalton: "Being Bond isn't easy. That's why I use Cubby Brand artificial chin replacements. It'll keep the ladies on their toes, and when I'm off the job, sex is the only thing on my mind."
  • IGUANNAIGUANNA
    edited August 2016 Posts: 1,296
    The lamp wasn't the only one that was turned on. "You light up my life babe.... Let's do it with the lights on."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Some great captions so far. Get a few more in before judging tomorrow (Friday)!
  • vzokvzok
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    Dalton: "The look of love is on your face, a look that time can't erase. Baby be mine, tonight"
  • IGUANNAIGUANNA
    edited August 2016 Posts: 1,296
    As he stood at the mirror, Bond reflected that the lamp's bedside manner was positively radiant.
  • IGUANNAIGUANNA
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    Little did Bond know the lamp he was about to sleep with was a Russian spy made in China.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    @IGUANNA, would you say that Bond had lamp fever?
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    As time progressed, Timothy realized that he had spent more time admiring himself in the mirror than he did playing James Bond.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    "Timothy, get out of the bloody bathroom! We're gonna be late!"
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited August 2016 Posts: 10,591
    After hitting his head on the mirror, Dalton forgot if he was born in 1944 or 1946.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He never managed to shave properly there. Now hair was creeping out of his dimple.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited August 2016 Posts: 18,270
    Judging time! They were all great entries and they made me chuckle for sure. Here are the results:

    In third place, @Vzok with:

    'Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the greatest Bond of all?'

    @Thunderfinger with:

    Bond politely turned his back to her, as Pam changed her wet underwear.

    and How does he DO it with those eyebrows?

    and After his eleventh drink, Brosnan took a good look in the mirror.

    @jake24 with:

    Here, Timothy is seen in deep conversation with his stunt double through a glass window.

    and

    As time progressed, Timothy realized that he had spent more time admiring himself in the mirror than he did playing James Bond.


    @Jake24 is a worthy winner. Well done! You're next to pick the pix! :D
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Good choice.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Good choice.

    Thank you. You had some very funny ones too.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Thanks a lot for the honor! I'm glad I had that bit of creative juice towards the end, otherwise I might not have won! I'll try to have a picture up later today. I've got a good one in mind.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    jake24 wrote: »
    Thanks a lot for the honor! I'm glad I had that bit of creative juice towards the end, otherwise I might not have won! I'll try to have a picture up later today. I've got a good one in mind.

    Congratulations, @jake24. Looking forward to the next picture! :)
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited August 2016 Posts: 10,591
    Alright, here we go:

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited August 2016 Posts: 18,270
    "I use this old trick when I want the sales assistant to think Daniel is paying for my items as well as his own. It works every time!"
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Léa felt the need to warn Daniel and Rachel when she saw Satsuki Mitchell sprinting down the hall.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    Léa: "Was she good?"
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    Rachel: "Do you mind if my hubby sits this one out?"
  • vzokvzok
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    Lea: "Luckily I can still see two Jameses."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Léa's method acting had gotten out of control. After SP had finished filming, she still found herself very much in the character of Madeleine, and the next time she saw her lover with another woman's arms wrapped around his torso, she was furious.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited August 2016 Posts: 10,591
    These are great so far. Don't be shy, let's keep it going.
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