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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    edited August 2016 Posts: 5,080
    Delete
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited August 2016 Posts: 10,591
    =))
    The rest will have a hard time topping that.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    edited August 2016 Posts: 5,080
    I just realised that's not her little finger.I had to look twice!
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    It's still funny, I would've kept it up. You never know.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    Ah I'll repost it.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    "Oh trust me Léa, I know what Rachel can do with her little finger!"

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  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    That would serve well as one of those optical illusions.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    A lustful Léa was tempted to use her close-quarters fight training from SP to send a running clothesline on impact with Rachel's throat, slamming her to the red carpet and leaving Daniel for the taking.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    These are great so far. Keep them coming.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Threesome later? I will get her stoned out of her mind, no worries."
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    "Léa, so good to see you! Meet Rachel, my human backpack."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited August 2016 Posts: 28,694
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    For months that seemed without end, Léa thought her and Daniel had something special, something real. So many late nights spent on the set of Spectre discussing the simpler and finer things in life over some bubbly in their trailers. So many crisp mornings sharing gazes as dew drowned the grass and the sun shined its first light over their burgeoning romance. Memories, tinged with eroticism and seduction and passion that were ruined in Léa's mind the minute she saw her beloved Daniel for the first time in weeks during the red carpet premiere of their film, his finely sculpted torso wrapped inside the arms of another woman-the bitch. It became instantly apparent why he'd ignored her those many weeks, why he'd refused to answer her daily calls. All their talks of the future-their future-of their early lives and career aspirations, dashed in one fell swoop. A shamble of lies, the greatest of deceits to her thumping heart. Right then and there, while staring into Dan's blue eyes, with irises like two spherical, expansive pools of icy water as deep as the resentment she now had for the man, Léa discovered the harshest truth of all: blue was not the warmest color.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    =))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    As he had forgotten to zip up, he was glad for the purse.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    I'll be judging on Sunday. I already have a winner in mind so let's see if anyone can top it.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Oh, Rachel. Please say hello to my costar, Leia ...er...Zedouche."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Drunk Craig: "Hi there, Goldieboobs!"
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited September 2016 Posts: 10,591
    I'm judging at the end of the weekend. Get your best ones in.
  • barryt007barryt007
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    "Honestly Leia,im innocent...I told you,she is super-glued to my back !!! "
  • vzokvzok
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    Darling you promised me you wouldn't use the strap-on in public.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    24 hours until judging.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Come on people. I haven't been too impressed.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    james Bond, Heimlich Agent.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited September 2016 Posts: 10,591
    Ok, judging time. Despite the small amount of entries, all of them made me laugh out loud, which is a skill that not many people have.

    In third place:
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    "I use this old trick when I want the sales assistant to think Daniel is paying for my items as well as his own. It works every time!"
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Drunk Craig: "Hi there, Goldieboobs!"

    Runner ups:
    MayDayDiVicenzo wrote: »
    "Oh trust me Léa, I know what Rachel can do with her little finger!"

    n3w2dj.jpg
    vzok wrote: »
    Lea: "Luckily I can still see two Jameses."

    The winner:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
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    For months that seemed without end, Léa thought her and Daniel had something special, something real. So many late nights spent on the set of Spectre discussing the simpler and finer things in life over some bubbly in their trailers. So many crisp mornings sharing gazes as dew drowned the grass and the sun shined its first light over their burgeoning romance. Memories, tinged with eroticism and seduction and passion that were ruined in Léa's mind the minute she saw her beloved Daniel for the first time in weeks during the red carpet premiere of their film, his finely sculpted torso wrapped inside the arms of another woman-the bitch. It became instantly apparent why he'd ignored her those many weeks, why he'd refused to answer her daily calls. All their talks of the future-their future-of their early lives and career aspirations, dashed in one fell swoop. A shamble of lies, the greatest of deceits to her thumping heart. Right then and there, while staring into Dan's blue eyes, with irises like two spherical, expansive pools of icy water as deep as the resentment she now had for the man, Léa discovered the harshest truth of all: blue was not the warmest color.

    It's not often that people can write an eloquent backstory based on a vague look Seydoux gave Craig. As well as the poetic buildup, that last line killed me.

    Great job, @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7!

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    @Jake24, cheers, my friend. The first idea that came to my mind looking at that picture was to craft a romance novel-esque blurb about Dan and Léa, then it quickly took on a life of its own and I just rolled with it. ;)

    I'll post a new photo in this space soon, once I find one that is worthy of everyone's shenanigans. Watch this space...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    All right folks, after some deliberation I've found a photo to continue this thing with. Time for a piece of Pierce in a bit of a prickly situation:

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    Judging in around a week's time.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited September 2016 Posts: 10,591
    "You want some of this, bitch?? Huh? You want a piece of me??"

    The director had to pull an angry Pierce back after he decided to dart towards Barbara Broccoli, who was giving him the finger from a distance.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    A picture of Creasy meeting Pierce Brosnan, finally, for the first time.
  • MilovyMilovy
    edited September 2016 Posts: 676
    .
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
    edited September 2016 Posts: 10,591
    A strange incident occurred on set when Pierce Brosnan and Emma Thomson began levitating off the ground. Two off camera security men were hired to pull them down. It appeared that they had been sucking helium from a balloon.
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