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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When she asked if they could go clubbing, he came over right away.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    "I don't always wear jeans when I doorbell-ditch, but when I do, I turn up the cuffs to keep my knitting crisp and fresh." New Bad@$$ Scotsman® brand jeans by Sean Connery. Doorbell-ditch in style, y'all.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The damn ball went straight through the mail slot, and now his opponent was way ahead.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "There is a rat on the course! Please! Let me in! !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited January 2017 Posts: 45,489
    "Tiger! Woods thou come out and play?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Occupier: "No need to knock. The door's already open, you twit!
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    Cubby: "Sean, I can assure you that you will not be golfing today. We have three very long scenes to shoot."

    Sean: "Yeah? Watch me."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Connery: "It's just the gas man, darling."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Bond had learned a lot about assassination from Mr Big*. He'd just come back from the train station...



    * LALD novel reference.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Loving all the entries. 24 more hours and judging will be swift and hard, like Bond's stroke. Get your last entries in!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    edited March 2022 Posts: 6,844
    Many excellent entries. Thunderfinger gets the runner-up prize for appealing to my inner punster with this beauty:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Tiger! Woods thou come out and play?"

    But top prize goes to @MajorDSmythe
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    "For godsh shake Dink, you're shuposhed to ushe the OTHER end of the club."

    The field is yours, Major!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks! I love being runner-up.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Thanks! I love being runner-up.

    More than being the winner? :D
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Yes. It was what I was aiming for this time. So tiresome looking for new pictures.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Yes. It was what I was aiming for this time. So tiresome looking for new pictures.

    I know. Winner, winner. Chicken dinner!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Thanks @Some_Kind_Of_Hero. I don't believe we have had this one, i'll replace it if we have:

    actor-george-lazenby-who-played-james-bond-007-in-the-film-on-her-B4HJY8.jpg
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    For years, Bond fans wondered why Peter Hunt decided to shelve the deleted rooftop sequence from On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Well folks, there you have it.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    edited January 2017 Posts: 6,844
    After hearing some bloke at the pub drawl on and on about drowning in a sea of alimony, Lazenby slammed his fist on the counter and said, "That's nothing, mate! Yesterday I was literally swept off my feet by a sea of alamy!" Silence ensued and all returned to their drinks.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    After flapping those arms like forever, it worked at last.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    History's forgotten 5th Beatle, George L., was always being told by the others to show up in the wrong place.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    If you look very closely you can see the wires.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The paparazzi finally made him kill himself.
  • LordBrettSinclairLordBrettSinclair Greensleeves
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    look like fun but what does thread title mean and what is the rules for this?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Never attempt Riverdance on stairs.
  • LordBrettSinclairLordBrettSinclair Greensleeves
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    George Lazenby running from Bond contract after discovering Irma Bunt would be love interest in sequel to OHMSS, Irma is Forever.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    George Lazenby invented stagediving.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    An early publicity photo from 1972 for what would become the long delayed Superman: The Motion Picture. Lazenby walked from the part of Clark Kent days before shooting was to begin when his agent told him: "Underwear? Outside of your pants? This superhero crap is going to be dead on delivery. Now where did I lay my crackpipe?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    actor-george-lazenby-who-played-james-bond-007-in-the-film-on-her-B4HJY8.jpg

    Bond was armed and dangerous. Those SMERSH spies couldn t escape the long arm of MI6.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When the rapture finally happened, few were worthy.
  • jake24jake24 Sitting at your desk, kissing your lover, eating supper with your familyModerator
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    After George was fired, he became delusional. He began seeing A's everywhere.
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