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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QuantumOrganizationQuantumOrganization We have people everywhere
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    While FIlming From Russia with Love, the hotels were already booked leaving the cast and crew to beg Connery for his extra blankets.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited April 2017 Posts: 45,489
    At the mods yearly excursion, James Page always gets very tired of listening to their stupid complaints.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    edited April 2017 Posts: 9,086
    It took me a while longer than intended, but a decision had to be made. After thoughtful deliberation (aka roll of a dice), my no. 3 is:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    The League of Extraordinarily Tired Gentlemen had another unsuccesful attempt at a meeting.
    Silver goes to:
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    After Connery'd invited all his friends from the paperazzi to his one night of fun with Lucianna, she wouldn't let him sleep in the hotel anymore.
    And the winner is...
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    While old man Sean catches some shut eye, young Tim and Pierce can be seen conspiring.
    Congratulations, @MajorDSmythe, your turn. By the way, any relation to "Sinjin" Smythe?

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,086
    Until @MajorDSmythe actually takes over, I'm feeling obligated to keep this thread alive.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The major is out shopping food for his little octopus. I am sure he will be back shortly.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Thanks @j_w_pepper.
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Congratulations, @MajorDSmythe, your turn. By the way, any relation to "Sinjin" Smythe?

    Yep, he's my cousin. Ok, here's the next one:

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Who farted?"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,086
    "The briefcase marked JB on the backseat...is that yours or mine?"
    "Jack Bauer's."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited April 2017 Posts: 18,345
    Damon: "I wasn't Bourne yesterday, you know!"
  • KaijuDirectorOO7KaijuDirectorOO7 Once Upon a Time Somewhere...
    edited April 2017 Posts: 189
    "Who's directing; Scorsese or Greengrass?"
    "Mendes."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,335
    "Are you sure it's safe to get out the car here? "
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,086
    "Are you sure it's safe to get out the car here?"
    "Yeah...just press the red button on top of the gearshift lever."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "My name is Bourne. Jason Bourne."

    "Who gives a shit?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "Are we there yet?"
    "No."
    "Are we there yet?"
    "No."
    "Are we there yet?"
    "No."

    "Are we there yet?"

    "...............!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Bourne: "Well, will ya look at that...the best of MI6 and the best of whatever I am finally on a stakeout together. History in the making, am I right, Jamesy?"

    *Bond slowly presses play on the dash*



    *Bourne gulps*

    Bourne (weak voiced): "Jamesy...?"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,171
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    Bourne : "Ejector seat?"
    Bond : "Not yet, I'm still a noob."

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,086
    Daddy, can we stop at the next McDonald's? Oh please, Daddy!!!!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    With Dusty still steaming from the speakers like a thousand launches from Cupid's bow, Bond adjusts the lapel of his stakeout companion's jacket, causing the perspiring American to flatten himself against the side window.

    Bourne: "Hey, look man, I get your reputation for having a raging libido and everything—that's cool, everybody needs their thing—but that's not me. I'm just Bourne, that's it."

    Bond (raising an eyebrow): "If you were just Bourne, wouldn't you be naked?"

    To be continued...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Daniel Craig learns how to drive with a stick.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,171
    "Wow, you have really nice eyes."

    "Okay, put it into first gear, and pull away slowly."

    "I just said Pierce could've done a fifth...What?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "Wasn t that Rene Mathis you just ran over?"

    "He wouldn t mind."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,086
    Are you really a British agent? I thought you guys drive on the wrong side of the road. How come then your car has left-hand steering?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Putting super glue on the steering wheel was the last prank Jason ever did.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "That was a red light."
    "Yes, we are going into Red Light District."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "So...have you read "Ice"?"

    "No, they are blue."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,086
    Say, whose turn is it to decide? (No, this was not another caption suggestion.)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 14,003
    Alright, alright, i'm awake. Ok, judging time...

    In 3rd place:
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Damon: "I wasn't Bourne yesterday, you know!"

    In 2nd place:
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    With Dusty still steaming from the speakers like a thousand launches from Cupid's bow, Bond adjusts the lapel of his stakeout companion's jacket, causing the perspiring American to flatten himself against the side window.

    Bourne: "Hey, look man, I get your reputation for having a raging libido and everything—that's cool, everybody needs their thing—but that's not me. I'm just Bourne, that's it."

    Bond (raising an eyebrow): "If you were just Bourne, wouldn't you be naked?"

    To be continued...

    And in 1st place:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Are we there yet?"
    "No."
    "Are we there yet?"
    "No."
    "Are we there yet?"
    "No."

    "Are we there yet?"

    "...............!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Over to you, @Thunderfinger.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Haha, thanks. Let s seee.....
    Could we try this one?
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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,086
    "Well...here's to us!"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 14,003
    "Who would be dumb enough to bring a chain to a gun fight?"
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