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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Roger just wouldn't understand why keeping on touring was a problem, even though he'd lost half the car in an accident.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited May 2017 Posts: 14,001
    "Ok Roger, here's you motivation: Sean is coming back for another Bond in 'Never Say Never Again Again', and he's standing right over there. Ok..? Go.."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Sorry I crashed your car, Mr Moore. Can I have your autograph?"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    The guy in the yellow pants became obnoxious, and Roger considered himself lucky that his car had front-wheel drive.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited May 2017 Posts: 14,001
    Man: "Oh come on, Roger. We finished filming AVTAK two years ago. We're ready to film TLD, and Tim is waiting.
    Moore: "No, i'm staying here. I'm not coming out, and you can't make me."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Your turn signal doesn t work, buddy."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    "I want to return this car because the headrests are missing."
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Bonds brief turn as an uber driver didn't go so well.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    "so what you're actually saying is, even though the car doesn't have a back end, it's still not seen as a two-wheeled vehicle and therefore can't be seen as a bike and it still isn't allowed to park in a pedestrian area? I just don't get that."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond did not hear a word he was saying.All he could think of was all that liquor he had in the back seat.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He managed to distract Bond long enough for his brothers to steal half the car.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited May 2017 Posts: 14,001
    Man: "Comfortable Rog?"
    Moore: "No, not really."
    Man: "I am the author of all your pain."
    Moore: "You are what?"
    Man: "Erm... nothing. I was just asking about your tyres, Dunlop?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    AVTAK. The first half dragged.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Damn, this is going to be a tough round to judge, lots of winners here. I'll judge this by the end of the weekend/early next week, keep those entries coming.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    'Sorry Roger, the camera missed all the action, do you think you can do it again? '
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Damn, this is going to be a tough round to judge, lots of winners here. I'll judge this by the end of the weekend/early next week, keep those entries coming.

    @Creasy47, the weekend after May 19 seems to have passed. Any choice?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Damn, this is going to be a tough round to judge, lots of winners here. I'll judge this by the end of the weekend/early next week, keep those entries coming.

    @Creasy47, the weekend after May 19 seems to have passed. Any choice?

    Has it?

    *checks calendar, notices weeks have passed*

    Well shit!

    A bit busy to judge/format a post for the winners/runner-ups right now, I'll get to it later tonight or once I'm up in the morning. Get those last entries in, if you still have them.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Sorry for the delay, everyone. In third place, we have @Some_Kind_Of_Hero:
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Amidst the flock of gathering photographers, even Roger Moore had to pause mid-chase in his halved Renault and ask, "Just where did you get those fabulous pants?"

    In second place, @MajorDSmythe with this beauty:
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    "Roger, you were asked to nip down to the shops for a pint of milk... where's the rest of the car?"

    And finally, @Thunderfinger wins this one with these:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Bond did not hear a word he was saying.All he could think of was all that liquor he had in the back seat.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Your turn signal doesn t work, buddy."
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    The unfortunate train incident had its positives and negatives.

    "The insurance company does NOT cover M and Moneypenny in the back seat, but it DOES cover the car!"

    Thanks for the laughs, everyone! Over to you, @Thunderfinger.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Wow, thanks. Don t know what to say, except let s make some fun of Max Zorin.
    deerhunter.jpg
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Christopher Walken had an extreme cure for headaches.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    All the entries so far are great. Keep it up, everyone.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    The secret of genius? Blowing your brains out!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Even though Max Zorin nearly killed himself with the first try at Russian Roulette, he was sure he would win the second round from Bond..
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    "This will hurt me more than him."

    KGB training was bound to make you insane.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    After much deliberation, Christopher Walken finally decided on what colour to paint his living room. That did require a bullet to pass through his brain.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Max Zorin was confused when all he got from the message of his KGB spymasters was '...take....out.....intelligence'
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Max was going to get that AVTAK theme song out of his head, no matter what it took.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "You know... all I wanted... was an Orange."
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    After his morning Muay Thai session, Max reviewed the surveillance footage of May Day's late-night rendezvous with Mr. St. John-Smythe.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    After his morning Muay Thai session, Max reviewed the surveillance footage of May Day's late-night rendezvous with Mr. St. John-Smythe.

    Damn it, this is gold.
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