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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Roger Moore went to the cemetery to find the plot of Moonraker.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    "'A stairway to heaven' she said. Ah, here it is. "
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The sun was setting, and he still hadn t found that fiver he lost while kicking Locque over the edge.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Where the hell was the toilet? It was getting urgent.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Great entries so far. Keep them coming!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Bond was expecting the Spanish Inquisition by now....
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Ready or not, here I come!"

    Bibi wasn t even there. She had snuck away with Kriegler.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Bond was sent to retrieve the document with the judging results of the BondCapCon. The clock was ticking. Was it too late?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Where WAS that damn writing?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When Bond actually showed up, @Dragonpol hid like a little sissy.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2017 Posts: 18,345
    I need to judge this tomorrow evening, don't I? Yes! So anyway, get your last few entries in before then!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    There had to be a fag here somewhere. There had to!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Roger Moore knew he had to find a good pun to accompany his upcoming torch song.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    A rare still from Roger Moore's screen test to star in The Omen.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2017 Posts: 18,345
    OK, it's finally judging time. In fact, Sir Roger was coming looking for me with that torch it had been so long...

    In third place is:
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    "Now where the hell has that sneaky 'www.simontemplar.de' got off to?"

    In second place is:
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    "I swear, if Sean has nicked the Volvo again, it will take a skilled proctologist to remove this torch."

    And in first place is:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    The sun was setting, and he still hadn t found that fiver he lost while kicking Locque over the edge.

    So take it away, young @Thunderfinger! I enjoyed all of your other entries too to be fair.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thundering thanks! Here is more Roger. Hope this inspires a few good ones.
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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Rog: "So after May Day and I finished, I said there's MOORE where that came from!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    You re the front runner so far!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2017 Posts: 18,345
    Bond: "You're a double agent, Tibbett. I'll make you talk. So, do you want the whip or the thumbscrews first?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tibbett attempts to avoid looking at the Ark of the Covenant, but Bond's balls are too big for such nonsense.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    At that point, Tibbett realised where the bonnett ornament from the Rolls had gotten wedged.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Patrick MacNee: "Muaaaahahahaaaaaa. 'The Saint was a better show than The Avengers' my ass! Ridi-cu-lous! Muaaaahahahahaaa..."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Bond: How about you go shag May Day and I wash the car?
    (Tibbett bursts out laughing)
    Bond: I'm... serious, actually.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Roger breaks out his best Thunderfinger impersonation, whip and all.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    The gag just never got old...where James St. John-Smythe would fart into his riding helmet and clamp it over Tibbett's face. Ah, to be butler to one of the greats...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "...and then she whipped up a big black dildo. I can hardly walk today."

    "Pffft, guess where she was first? MEEE NEEEITHER!!! HAHAHA!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Judging this weekend.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Judging this weekend.

    Don't judge, accept things for what they are. ;)
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Oh no, @Thunders just judges the world every weekend and decides if he think it's allowed to exist a little longer or not. All those end-of-the-world thinkers just picked up on his musings once in a while.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Doomsday

    3rd place
    mattjoes wrote: »

    Don't judge, accept things for what they are. ;)

    2nd place and runnerup
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Rog: "So after May Day and I finished, I said there's MOORE where that came from!"


    Winner of this round
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Bond: How about you go shag May Day and I wash the car?
    (Tibbett bursts out laughing)
    Bond: I'm... serious, actually.


    @mattjoes, good one! You are up next.
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