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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Not so long since we did that picture.

    Oh damnit, i'll choose something else then.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    We can do it again, I suppose.

    "Madeleine, have you seen my secretary?"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Daniel: "Fancy a sandwich?"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2018 Posts: 5,185
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    We can do it again, I suppose.

    Yeah if you guys don't mind.
    I checked the last couple pages to make sure i don't post something that was done before, but i couldn't find this one and there are too many pages to check them all.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    She's my cousin, I swear!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Uh, this sort of behavior could qualify as sexual harassment, don't you think, Madeleine?
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Bond: There's only one way to settle this-- mud wrestling.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Léa: "What is it you are hiding with your hands, Daniel? A surprise for moi?"

    Craig: "I'm, uh... just making sure my wife doesn't drop her purse!"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Anyone else would like to contribute?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Léa: "So, how about it, big boy?" ;)

    Dan: "Oui! Oui!" ;)

    Rachel: "What was that, babe?"

    Dan: "I uh...have to go wee-wee."

    Rachel: "Oh grow up, 007!" :))
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    "Closing time James. Last call."

    I will pick a winner tomorrow.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Dan: "Hot damn! Léa looks so breathtaking, I nearly choked on my tongue!"

    Rachel: "Oh really now? Then I guess I should get ready to apply a full nels- I mean, the Heimlich manoeuvre!"

    Dan: "Kidding!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "There are flowers on her panties as well. What do yours look like?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Léa: "So, have you considered my proposition, Daniel?"

    Dan: "Sorry, the wife keeps saying no! But...I'm best mates with @QBranch- I could introduce you to him."

    Léa: "YES!!! DEFINITELY!!!" :x

    Rachel: "Oh you'll love @QBranch, Léa. Amazing guy :x plus he's well endowed. Or so I heard..."

    Dan: "Oi!"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Daniel: "Rachel, would you get the Mars bar from my pocket, while I hold my trousers up?"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    edited July 2018 Posts: 7,021
    Madeleine: Who is she?! You are hurting me, James. I had you pegged as a faithful man.
    James: Well, she's got me pegged, period. And I feel the hurt myself.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Daniel's fashionable new purse came with a stylish, very firm attachment that was designed to ward off swarms of honeybees.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Time to pick the winner, i rather enjoyed this round while it lasted, thanks to all the posters.

    Nr. 3 - QBranch, You're very sure of yourself, aren't you? Keep that attitude up.
    QBranch wrote: »
    Léa: "So, have you considered my proposition, Daniel?"

    Dan: "Sorry, the wife keeps saying no! But...I'm best mates with @QBranch- I could introduce you to him."

    Léa: "YES!!! DEFINITELY!!!" :x

    Rachel: "Oh you'll love @QBranch, Léa. Amazing guy :x plus he's well endowed. Or so I heard..."

    Dan: "Oi!"

    Nr. 2 - Thunderfinger, there is something horribly efficient about you.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "There are flowers on her panties as well. What do yours look like?"
    "Madeleine, have you seen my secretary?"

    Nr. 1 - "You're are a funny man, Mr. @mattjoes "
    mattjoes wrote: »
    She's my cousin, I swear!
    Madeleine: Who is she?! You are hurting me, James. I had you pegged as a faithful man.
    James: Well, she's got me pegged, period. And I feel the hurt myself.

    Off to you Matt.
    Well, enjoy yourself.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Congratulations @mattjoes!
    00Agent wrote: »
    QBranch, You're very sure of yourself, aren't you? Keep that attitude up.
    Fake it 'til you make it!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2018 Posts: 5,185
    QBranch wrote: »
    00Agent wrote: »
    QBranch, You're very sure of yourself, aren't you? Keep that attitude up.
    Fake it 'til you make it!
    "Family Motto."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Thank you @00Agent and @QBranch.

    Working on it...
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    FIGHT!

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2018 Posts: 5,185
    "Did you leave the window open?! I told you i'm kind of a big deal."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Sean: Don't think, just let it happen.

    Luciana: I don't know if i can do this Sean, this is too weird.

    Sean: You'll get used to it, in a month you won't even notice them anymore, trusht me."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Sean: When Moneypenny said she'd have a surprise for me first thing in the morning, I thought she meant a basket of fruit ...
    Luciana: Ah the Italian press follows me everywhere ... sigh ... I need an expresso.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Not trying to be a spoilsport, but I think we've had that on before as well...
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Not trying to be a spoilsport, but I think we've had that on before as well...

    Great one!

    I figured as much, but it's probably been long enough since the last time. Though we can try with another one (hopefully not a repeat as well!) if there's public demand for it.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2018 Posts: 5,185
    I never saw this one before, but i am new here anyways.


    Sean: Oh hi Steve, Bob... how's the family? Is that the new Leica model? I'm flattered.

    Luciana: Sigh... i'll only date lawyers from now on.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    edited July 2018 Posts: 6,844
    This one has been done before, but what the hey...

    SPECTRE realized soon after it was probably a mistake to put out a call for freelancers in their attempt to defame James Bond.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    *one hour earlier...*

    Cubby: Sean, we need to do a promotional photoshoot today. I invited the press. How about you do a couple shots posing with your gun for them?

    Sean: I can think of something more sociable to do...
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