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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Yes, it is the right size. In a moment.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "James, I though I saw a man peeping behind those curtains."

    "Good old Q. Never mind him."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited September 2018 Posts: 5,185
    "James, you didn't tell me you were bringing friends..."
    "Well, he saved my life a couple times, i owe him. Fiona say hello to Felix."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Terence Young: Okay, are we ready to roll?
    Luciana Paluzzi: One second, Terence. Sean, why did you kiss my ear?
    Sean Connery: Why are you holding my hand?
    Luciana Paluzzi: Where's your other hand?
    Sean Connery: Between two pillows.
    Luciana Paluzzi: Those aren't pillows, you cheeky fool!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Thanks for picking up the slack, @CommanderRoss. Happy for you to run another round.

    Fiona: "An eight?! They gave Matt LeBlanc and Sharna Burgess an eight?! That was at least a nine."
    James: "These judges. It's positively shocking."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Wooow!!! Look at Daniel Craig in those blue trunks!!"

    "...."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited September 2018 Posts: 8,331
    Allright, we'll keep this one running a little longer. Any more fantasies of Luciana in bed with Sean? Or did I word that wrong?
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "James, I though I saw a man peeping behind those curtains."

    "Good old Q. Never mind him."

    Heh heh. It’s funny because it’s true. On more than one occasion.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "What do you mean, you can t ?"

    "I don t know. Am I gay?"

    I should say.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "What do you mean, you can t ?"

    "I don t know. Am I gay?"

    I should say.

    If he couldn't with her he definately would be.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Sean, I just got my period."

    "Better red than dead."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Sean Connery was being deliberately sloppy in his scenes with Luciana Paluzzi in order to spend more time in bed with her. Terence Young, never one to miss a trick, used this as the perfect excuse to strip naked and personally demonstrate Sean how to act the scene with Ms. Paluzzi.

    ---

    -James, I think my mouth is too big.
    -Just relax, I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Sean Connery was being deliberately sloppy in his scenes with Luciana Paluzzi in order to spend more time in bed with her. Terence Young, never one to miss a trick, used this as the perfect excuse to strip naked and personally demonstrate Sean how to act the scene with Ms. Paluzzi.

    ---

    -James, I think my mouth is too big.
    -Just relax, I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything.

    With that view in mind perhaps it's time for a different picture. All entendre's, eh... entries are great, but this is the clincher. @mattjoes over to you!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Thank you, @CommanderRoss.

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Anya [desperately]: "Is it a magnet?"
    James [mimicking]: "Is it a magnet? For the final goddamn time, YES, it's a magnet. I picked a fine time to have an earring put in..."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    'you mean this whale is still alive?'
    'if you just let me try to listen!'
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    - What's the matter, James? Hurry, open the escape pod!
    - You know, being a 00 is so stressful, Anya. I don't think I can take it anymore!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The water broke. The baby was expected any minute now.

    "Push!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "No, no! Take it back! This is hardboiled."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited October 2018 Posts: 45,489
    "So this is why the price of eggs has gone up."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Anya [desperately]: "Is it a magnet?"
    James [mimicking]: "Is it a magnet? For the final goddamn time, YES, it's a magnet. I picked a fine time to have an earring put in..."

    Well done! Take it away, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Thank you, @mattjoes. I’ll leave this one running for approximately one week. Enjoy!

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Thank you, @mattjoes. I’ll leave this one running for approximately one week. Enjoy!

    Sean-Connery-Jill-St-John-On-Set-Of.jpg

    'And this is where I draw the line with your avances'
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Thank you, @mattjoes. I’ll leave this one running for approximately one week. Enjoy!

    Sean-Connery-Jill-St-John-On-Set-Of.jpg

    'And this is where I draw the line with your avances'

    Well done, @CommanderRoss. No one dared follow that first salvo. You're clearly the best man for the job. The field is yours.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Hmm, I think it's better if we keep this one open for now: I'm moving this week so I won't be able to check in much. And anyway, characters like @Thunderfinger should be able to come up with something.

    witty.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    We should get this rolling again, I miss this thread being active.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    We should get this rolling again, I miss this thread being active.

    Well, I'm not moving anymore, so here it goes:

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I told you not to shake hands with that Trump fellow."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "What happened to your right hand?"

    "That scene with you and Grace Jones ..."

    "(Shudder!)"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited December 2018 Posts: 5,185
    "Morning Dan. Sorry about the arm. Skiing?"

    "No, i was trying to show Eva Green what i can do with my little finger and slipped."

    *Raises eyebrow* "It's all in the wrist."
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