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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Sir Rog invents a contraption to prevent anyone from smelling any foie gras whatsoever. ~:>
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    I think it's about time we put this to bed

    Therefore, I hereby declare (after some careful consideration)

    that Q Branch wins this round with "Q's new homing beacon prototype was less inconspicuous than the previous watch-mounted version"

    Thanks to all who participated
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,556
    Thank you very much @Baltimore_007. :) At some point I made an Octopussy-related joke, and @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 made an awesome Octopussy joke AT THE EXACT SAME TIME as I did! So, as great minds think alike, please respect my decision as I pass the baton on to @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 for awesome thinking and timing!.

    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7:

    "After donning a red nose for Red Nose Day, poor Sir Rog had to be restrained after he attempted to steal a clown mask and act out the infamous Octopussy scene. One of the most ironic things about the affair: He was actually in West Germany."

    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Fire away!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    Great but can the judger of future competitions please select a runner up and possibly a third. Therefore if the winner does not want it, it goes fairly to the 2nd and so on.
    Only the judger should be able to pass the baton on not a selected winner, I thank you for adhering to this. Makes it all round a little fairer. Cheers. :-bd
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,556
    danslittlefinger wrote:
    Great but can the judger of future competitions please select a runner up and possibly a third.

    Yes, I do agree @dfanslittlefinger. This happened in the CatCapCon. NO DISRESPECT to anyone, I might add, but I would like to continue the Cap Con smoothly. Such circumstances make it difficult for shy winners (such as myself) to pass the baton on to worthy 2nd place winners! Having said that, there were a lot of very intellectual captions delivered. I would like to pass the baton onto @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7.

    Once again, thank you!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Thanks for the honor @QBranch, you are a true gentleman. Well, since I haven't seen ol' Sean popped around here too much, I'll give him a shout out. This is a rare, questionable, yet nonetheless hilarious photo I found a while back that I have been aching to use. So, without further ado, make us all cry with tears of laughter!
    82ba9380-e201-4220-9242-a59324f10ef7.jpg
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    The "Big Mushcley Scottish Gypshy Weddingsh" pilot episode didn't fair too well.
    No-one knows why. :-?

    or

    'International Cross Dressing Day' and 'Movember' combine at long last. :D
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "Musht shtop left arm..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,556
    Connery: Tanaka, I don't think I can go through with this!

    Tanaka: But this is duty.

    Connery:I'll gladly wear a wedding dress, but to hell with the wedding- he has a face like a pig!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    Connery <font size="1">(giving an up yours arm signal plus middle finger) : </font> "Chew me? Chew this!" X(
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,556
    @danslittlefinger Belly Lol =))
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "Ha! Chineshe burn. Dammit, that wash my own wrisht."
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,129
    The real reason Connery didn't return to Bond after Diamonds Are Forever is revealed in this early pre production shot for the next Bond movie.
    Connery was quoted as saying 'Tom (Mankiewicz), is taking these films in a really weird direction.'


    But for me this one from @MajorDSmythe got the biggest laugh...

    "Musht shtop left arm..."

    Nice one Sir. :-))
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,556
    Sean didn't take the Mr. Universe competition as seriously as he should have.

    Or

    After numerous attempts to hide it, Della's bridesmaids still found Bond's hyper-magnetic Rolex 'quite revealing'.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    QBranch wrote:
    Sean didn't take the Mr. Universe competition as seriously as he should have.

    Or

    After numerous attempts to hide it, Della's bridesmaids still found Bond's hyper-magnetic Rolex 'quite revealing'.

    Brilliant
    =))
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Let's do a two-fer.

    "All right Chuck Norrish, let's shee you pull off being a bad ash in a wedding dresh".

    or

    Connery's original disguise going after SPECTRE #6 in TB.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,129
    "Wearing thishh dresshh I'd shag me. Infact I'll usesshh old lefty and do it myshhelf."

    Or

    A deleted scene from OHMSS shows how George Lazenby mustered the tears, after Connery told him 'We have all the time in the world.'
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    *bump*
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "Jusht wait till you shee my mini dresh."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Thanks for the honor @QBranch, you are a true gentleman. Well, since I haven't seen ol' Sean popped around here too much, I'll give him a shout out. This is a rare, questionable, yet nonetheless hilarious photo I found a while back that I have been aching to use. So, without further ado, make us all cry with tears of laughter!
    82ba9380-e201-4220-9242-a59324f10ef7.jpg

    'Even Liz Taylor would of turned this one away..'

    :-S
  • WlmShrpWlmShrp
    Posts: 77
    ; or like;.." Silly waitin' isn't it?.."-
    wshrp
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    Posts: 584
    Sean's latest (and last attempt) to appeal to feminist viewers in the 1960's
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    Posts: 1,699
    <i>Conners knew it was time to exit Bond when Cubby revealed his costume for the next instalment - Live And Let Bride...</i>
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,355
    EON's new look for 1970's Bond has opinions of all involved divided.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,556
    For Connery, the appearance of Colonel Jacques Bouvar in Thunderball marked the beginning of a new secret fetish.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    QBranch wrote:
    For Connery, the appearance of Colonel Jacques Bouvar in Thunderball marked the beginning of a new secret fetish.

    =)) Well done my friend!!!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "George shaid Pierce had a feminine shide. Sho George, what do you think of thish?"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    Gretna Green: where women come first and men can't as they didn't want to get married in the first place. :-S


    <font size="1">(yes scraping bottom of the barrel here I know)</font> :-<
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Judging soon? :-?
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    danslittlefinger wrote:
    Judging soon? :-?

    I'll give it 2 more days.
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