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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I know I should be on the set now, but what the hell. Another delay makes no difference.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I'm telling you, the champagne is rigged! Check the girl behind me, that's after one glass!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Oh no, more food? I am so full, I would rather slash my wrists than ever have another meal.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I have a little itch. Down there. Would you mind? I gotta eat."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I AM TIRED OF EATING BROCCOLI ! If you know what I mean...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Any last minute entries? I need to wrap this one up.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited April 2019 Posts: 45,489
    QBranch wrote: »
    Any last minute entries? I need to wrap this one up.


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    I have to go. Can I wrap it up? Lengthwise, please.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Just what I always wanted.
    A delicatessen in stainless steel !
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    "So QBranch invites all of us to the big BondCapCon winner announcement event, a party with a live band and plenty of food and drink, but he never shows up?!

    Utter balls, I tell you."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Daniel s personal ass-wiper was very pleased. Chilibeans meant extra pay.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Point taken, chaps!

    Guy on the right: "So, are you enjoying your time at Shrublands?"
    Craig: "Lemon juice! Protein shakes! Enemas! There must be another way!"
    Woman: "OMG is that Sean Connery?! Hey, Mr Connery! You can fill MY beaker anytime!"
    Guy at the back: "Brother, bring me one as well. Keep the free radicals."

    Moving on, I am "absolutely thrilled" to be judging this round without further B25-like delays!

    Runner up: @Thunderfinger , with many great captions.

    And the winner is @CommanderRoss with this:
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    I swear they were this big after that CR scene!

    Congrats mate, the floor is yours.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks! Being runner-up is a dream come true.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Thanks @QBranch! Here's a photo I hadn't seen before. Take it away!

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Q is watching behind those curtains. It turns me on.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "What did @CommanderRoss say about your balls?"

    " That is Balls Royale! This is Thunderball."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Whose balls are you referring to @Thundy? ;-)
    anyway, no more takers? Or is Luciana just too much for you guys?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited May 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Fiona: "Feels like Mink."
    Bond:"Yesh, you can rub yourself against me to uhh, reduce the tensions."

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Towelie couldn't believe his luck. He couldn't believe it the next day either, due to memory loss. The only evidence was that some sadistic brute had made a shocking mess of his fibres.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    -Oh, James... I can only think of one thing at this moment...
    -You want the sweater? It's yours for 15 pounds!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    edited May 2019 Posts: 7,057
    mattjoes tried to come up with a caption, but Ms. Paluzzi's looks kept him from concentrating. It was a hard task ahead of him for sure...
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    mattjoes tried to come up with a caption, but Ms. Paluzzi's looks kept him from concentrating. It was a hard task ahead of him for sure...

    One sympathizes.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    I had a bet with Felix that you weren't a natural redhead. Seems I'm about to lose my shirt.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    QBranch's timely intervention gave Bond the chance to get a brighter look at Fiona's Volpes.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    mattjoes tried to come up with a caption, but Ms. Paluzzi's looks kept him from concentrating. It was a hard task ahead of him for sure...

    Yes, I was afraid that might happen... So I daren't say 'can you guys come up with something more?'.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Well, with no more takers, as I guess too many are heating up too much with this one to actually start typing, the winner is:
    mattjoes wrote: »
    QBranch's timely intervention gave Bond the chance to get a brighter look at Fiona's Volpes.

    Congrats to @mattjoes , over to you!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Thank you, sir! Searching for a pic.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Here you are.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    :)) I hope you make these "intermission jokes" a tradition in this thread.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited May 2019 Posts: 45,489
    mattjoes wrote: »
    :)) I hope you make these "intermission jokes" a tradition in this thread.

    Pick your winner carefully.

    Mod edit: image removed.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    =))
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