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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Alright, kids, have fun

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    -I don't want you in here Lee, i heard stories about you. Don't make me use this.

    -I'm afraid you caught me with more than my hands up.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tamahori: "How many fingers am I holding up?"

    Broz: "I'm not drunk, Lee. I'm still on the first glass."

    Tamahori: "You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy."

    Broz: "No, that's not... That's not true. I... That's... Chloral hydrate! Son of a!-"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Lee: Don't shoot me Mr. Bond, at least not until we had a drink.

    Broz: Damnit Lee, stop stealing my prop whiskey. It's just tea anyway.

    Lee: I don't need it to get a buzz. I have some glue on me for that.

    Broz: Suddenly i don't have such a good feeling about this film...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tamahori: "See these fingerprints? A policeman put them on record. A very handsome policeman." ;;)
    Broz: "Let's just skirt the ish-- Nevermind."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "So you have seen the rough print?"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Between takes, Lee Tamahori would do his mime routine to keep things light, but after pretending to be in a box for the tenth time, it wasn't so funny anymore.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    -What do you think, Lee?
    -He looks good. However, he could use some rouge on his face. Some lipstick, too.
    -Any color in particular?
    -Here, use mine.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Now push it gently in...out...in...out...INN!...out..SOME VIOLENT THRUSTS now! If you know what I mean?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tamahori: "ALL HAIL LORD BROSNAN!"

    Broz: "What? What are you doing? Are you worshipping me?!"

    Tamahori: "I am at your beck and call, master. Anything you ask of me - anything at all... *wink* ...I shall do."

    Broz: "Okay... Well lock the door on your way out."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Eurovision is on in ten.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Abracadabra!!

    "You are not invisible. Give it up!"

    "But...it worked on the car."

    "No, how many times must I tell you this? Those were special effects. Film trickery."

    "???"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Pierce, I must confess. The cards did not foretell that we will be lovers. I rigged the deck."

    "I know."

    "Oh."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited May 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Lee: Look, i get it, the tsunami surfing was a shit idea, you were right. I'm sorry. Please put the gun down.

    Broz: I'll give you a head start of 10 seconds.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "That was great, Pierce. We have that scene in the can. Umm, but I feel we need to rehearse the hot tub scene with Miranda Frost. Rosamund isn t available now, but I am happy to stand in for her. It is such a pivotal scene, it is imperative that we get it right. I have filled up the tub already."

    "No."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Lee, where are you! There's a strange man here staring at m-- oh, never mind, it's you, Lee.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Don t ever break into my flat again. And what were you doing in my dirty clothes basket?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Look how my thumbs fit perfectly together. It is as if they were made for eachother. Know what I mean?"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    -Pierce, in this scene, Bond will face his most dangerous enemy.
    -A strange filmmaker?
    -No, arthritis...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Wow, you really know how to clean that pipe. Wanna sweep my chimney later?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Seriously, leave me alone! How many times have you been in here now?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tamahori: "Ten dollars - that's all the budget we have left for the CGI tsunami scene after I spent it all on women's clothing for my, uh, the female characters of this film."

    Broz: "Looks like we're going down together."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited May 2019 Posts: 5,185
    - Master Brozzod, may i humbly offer to you this beautiful Delectado Cigar as tribute...

    - Thank you my loyal servant. Put it on the table, i will smoke it later. You may continue with your silly documentary.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    After a few glasses, and in the soft dim light, Lee suddenly appeared...beautiful. He reminded him of his aunt.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    This ends tomorrow.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tamahori: "Wow, Pierce. This shot looks so Bondian! Gimme ten!"

    Broz: "What? No."

    Tamahori: "Aww come on, bro. Don't leave me hanging!"

    Broz: "No! What are you, twelve years old?"

    Tamahori: "Fine then. I'll make sure this is your last Bond film."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Pierce, I need help right now! There is a huge spider in my bedroom. Just give me ten minutes to undress, light some candles, rub myself with lotion and put on some romantic music."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    - Are you trying to sneak up on me again? I could hear your from a mile away.
    - You're getting old and slow Brosnan. One day i'll get you!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    This ends tomorrow.

    Brosnan to Lee...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "What do you want, Mr Tamahori?"

    "Please, call me Tammy."
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