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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited August 2019 Posts: 25,410
    DC lands the role of Lemuel Gulliver, the scenes in Lilliput required no CGI
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    NO NO NO... GNOME OR FOREPLAY
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Gnooomeee Fingaaaahhhh TaDaaah DAH
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    YOU GNOME MY NAME
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    I'm picking a winner tomorrow.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He was the right height for motorboating.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Their conversation went over his head.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,082
    He had no height for heads.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It was a busy day. After shooting the shrink scene, it was time for a promotional shoot.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    "Operation Sesame Street, now with Two Big Birds."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Bond found out the hard way that Dr. Alvarez's gene therapy should always be done completely. You just can't start it and then walk away.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    It wasn't Daniel's abnormally short height that amused his leading ladies, but his abnormally long forearms.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Mmmm...Strawberry and cream.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    I hate this part, you guys made it really hard this round.

    Here are my finalists:

    3rd) @mattjoes
    mattjoes wrote: »
    For Daniel, this truly was Pussy Galore.

    2nd) @Thunderfinger , the trendsetter:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Their conversation went over his head.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    THE WOMAN GNOME

    1st) @j_w_pepper :
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    He had no height for heads.

    Over to you Sheriff.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    edited August 2019 Posts: 9,082
    I was sort of afraid of that. Give me a bit of time, I'm not constantly scanning the Web for opportunities... And of course, thank you.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    I was sort of afraid of that. Give me a bit of time, I'm not constantly scanning the Web for opportunities... And of course, thank you.

    Take as much time as you need, no worries.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    edited August 2019 Posts: 9,082
    OK, I don't know if this has come up before, but I don't feel like checking 177 pages...
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "No, Harry. For the last time: LA-ZEN-BY. Not George bloody Laserbeam."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "What do you mean, Diana? It's pretty dark down there - see? No sun shining out."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Mr. Broccoli! Mr. Saltzman! I'm back and I'm serious this time!! Look, I shaved!!!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited August 2019 Posts: 5,185
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    "Peter, are you holding the camera in Portrait? I think you're standing way too close to me. You sure you've done this before?"

    "Shut up already. Ok fine, i haven't. Keep it to yourself, and i won't tell anyone you never acted before."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    BUMP!!!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Batman, I hope you locked up your liquor cabinet!"
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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Not much going on lately, is there? I'm planning to pass judgment no later than next Sunday (whenever). Any creative outbursts are welcome until then.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    George to photographer:

    " I have no time today"

    Photographer: " No time to die?"

    George: "No, I am Australian. No time today!"

    Photographer: "Australians have no time to die???"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2019 Posts: 14,680
    Haha. "G'die, mite!"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Well, OK. Thank you for all the entries. Due to the limited number, I'll refrain from choosing a no. 2 and 3 as well, but the winner is:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    George to photographer:

    " I have no time today"

    Photographer: " No time to die?"

    George: "No, I am Australian. No time today!"

    Photographer: "Australians have no time to die???"

    Over to you, Thundy.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks for that! Here is the new challenge:
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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited August 2019 Posts: 5,185
    "Hm, this is not how i imagined a vasectomy at all."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited August 2019 Posts: 5,185
    "There are worse things than dying... heh, now i get it."
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