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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    edited September 2019 Posts: 7,057
    00Agent wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    -Has anybody ever told you you look like Ralph Fiennes?
    -Everybody at the Bond CapCon thinks so.

    For real?! It's not him? :))

    As j_w_pepper wittily implies, it's Rafe Spall, not Ralph Fiennes. I actually wasn't sure when you posted the image so I looked it up, hence my first caption.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    00Agent wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    -Has anybody ever told you you look like Ralph Fiennes?
    -Everybody at the Bond CapCon thinks so.

    For real?! It's not him? :))

    As j_w_pepper wittily implies, it's Rafe Spall, not Ralph Fiennes. I actually wasn't sure when you posted the image so I looked it up, hence my first caption.

    Well, if thats the case then let's just skirt the issue. As all powerful and omniscient ruler of this round i declare herewith that you can keep pretending its ralph if you want, therefore all captions that do so remain valid. Or do whatever you want really.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,057
    00Agent wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    00Agent wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    -Has anybody ever told you you look like Ralph Fiennes?
    -Everybody at the Bond CapCon thinks so.

    For real?! It's not him? :))

    As j_w_pepper wittily implies, it's Rafe Spall, not Ralph Fiennes. I actually wasn't sure when you posted the image so I looked it up, hence my first caption.

    Well, if thats the case then let's just skirt the issue. As all powerful and omniscient ruler of this round i declare herewith that you can keep pretending its ralph if you want, therefore all captions that do so remain valid. Or do whatever you want really.

    Oh, you're too modest, Mr. Bond. :P
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    mattjoes wrote: »
    00Agent wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    00Agent wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    -Has anybody ever told you you look like Ralph Fiennes?
    -Everybody at the Bond CapCon thinks so.

    For real?! It's not him? :))

    As j_w_pepper wittily implies, it's Rafe Spall, not Ralph Fiennes. I actually wasn't sure when you posted the image so I looked it up, hence my first caption.

    Well, if thats the case then let's just skirt the issue. As all powerful and omniscient ruler of this round i declare herewith that you can keep pretending its ralph if you want, therefore all captions that do so remain valid. Or do whatever you want really.

    Oh, you're too modest, Mr. Bond. :P

    The very words i live by.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Such a lovely full moon out tonight. Shall we go for a stroll?"

    "What are you talking about? That is a lamp."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited September 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Bond 26 - Brokebond Mountain

    Other fella: "Are you nervous?"

    Bond: "Yeah, i am pretty new to all this."

    Other fella: "It's ok, don't worry. When did you find out?"

    Bond: "There is someone new at work... He is just, he's so...
    You remind me a lot of him actually.

    Other fella: "Shhhh, kiss me."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Anybody else? :D
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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    -I hope you don't mind the smart blood I injected you with. I just needed to know your whereabouts, since you're traveling all the time.
    -Don't worry. You're not the most controlling girlfriend I've had.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Remember, Bond. A licence to drive is also a licence not to drive."

    "What???"

    "You are too drunk. Spend the night."

    "I am calling a taxi."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited September 2019 Posts: 5,185
    @Thunderfinger it is.

    1st Thunderfinger
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    NTTD had a very unconventional and daring ending. The fans were split down the middle about it.

    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "What is in this drink? I feel...gay."

    "The latest from Q."

    2nd Mattjoes
    mattjoes wrote: »
    -I hope you don't mind the smart blood I injected you with. I just needed to know your whereabouts, since you're traveling all the time.
    -Don't worry. You're not the most controlling girlfriend I've had.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks for that! Off to work now, picture search coming up later today.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Even with all their technological advances, modern science was not able to decode what made Pierce Brosnan so goddamn cool.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Bond accidentally signed up for the wrong treatment in the Alvarez clinic in Cuba.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    "You know, James, I just want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met."

    Marsians:"Let's test that theory right now."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Q: I believe I said come back in one piece.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Hatching a escape plan was going to be especially difficult this time. Maybe chewing on the metal pieces holding his head to free himself from them, then dragging himself across the floor by his tongue. Of course, there remained the issue of how to recover and reattach the missing body parts.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    edited September 2019 Posts: 2,426
    R (with a superior smirk on his face): The adaptive camouflage on your Vanquish was such a success we’ve now started building it into all your clothes. Just one flick of your cufflink and you are completely invisible

    Bond (with a deftly arched eyebrow): R, haven’t you overlooked one minor detail ...
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    By now, Bond was deeply regretting having agreed to test Q's new cybernetic enhancements for 00 personnel. Not perfected yet!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Under these desperate circumstances, Bond would have a hard time pulling himself together.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    It wasn't a good time for 007. The world was on the brink of nuclear armageddon, and his nose was itching.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Great contributions so far. Keep them coming, jesters.
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    This was no time to lose his head.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    After one too many vodka martinis, Bond accepts Jinx’s drunken challenge of a breakdancing contest against Grave’s industrial robot laser.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    'time to head out!'
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    EON finally caved in and decided to turn James Bond into a woman.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    The year is 2103, and the film is Bond Nr. 41.

    After years of Fan demand, EoN are finally bringing back the best Bond of them all.

    Story:
    After a series of rather unsuccessful robotic agents with AI, MI6 decides, via cloning and full body transplants from Q Branch, to bring back the best operative they ever had.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Let s give this until next weekend.

    "Holly! Is that you?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond was always uncomfortable at the MI6 headquarters.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Pierce regrets not reading the small print when he agreed to donate a few items to the newly opened Museum of Bond Artefacts.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    All right, are you ready?

    3rd place:
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Under these desperate circumstances, Bond would have a hard time pulling himself together.

    2nd place:
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Bond accidentally signed up for the wrong treatment in the Alvarez clinic in Cuba.

    And the winneerr:
    Max_The_Parrot wrote: »
    Pierce regrets not reading the small print when he agreed to donate a few items to the newly opened Museum of Bond Artefacts.


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    This is now heading your way, @Max_The_Parrot .

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