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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    I knew that one would win the moment i read it, congrats @Max_The_Parrot =D>
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    00Agent wrote: »
    I knew that one would win the moment i read it, congrats @Max_The_Parrot =D>

    Same here. It made me lol.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    00Agent wrote: »
    I knew that one would win the moment i read it, congrats @Max_The_Parrot =D>

    Same here. It made me lol.

    Oh blimey, I’m absolutely honoured! Thank you!! Congratulations to my fellow podium winners as well, and everyone else who took part! Well, the pressure is on me now to find a great image - I’m sorely tempted to drop the teaser poster in here, but I’m sure we’ve all got a lot to say about that already on the forum!!

    I will scour the Internet leaving no http unturned, and drop an image later today!

  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    OK Bond fans, I haven’t flicked through all 180 pages so if this image has appeared before give me a shout, I have a reserve! But I thought we should enjoy a little Roger ....

    Sir-Roger-Moore-sir-roger-moore-40790791-475-684.jpg

    To start us off we have
    ‘Roger’s reviews came straight from the horse’s mouth’
    ... but I’m sure you can do better!

    Good luck, and winners announced next weekend!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Miss Moneypenny never forgave Bond. It was her favourite hat.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    00Agent wrote: »
    I knew that one would win the moment i read it, congrats @Max_The_Parrot =D>
    I was expecting Max's breakdancing caption to win, myself. Hilarious!

    Max_The_Parrot wrote: »
    Sir-Roger-Moore-sir-roger-moore-40790791-475-684.jpg
    -How will your Bond be different from Sean Connery's?
    -Well, one of his girls had a face like a pig. To differentiate myself in the role, we're going with a different farm animal.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond tracked down the ex-wife of Pegasus to get some inside information.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Roger Moore objected to his Bond Girls being long in the tooth. And the hat didn't help.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Why the long face?"

    "Everybody still wants Sean back."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Max_The_Parrot wrote: »
    OK Bond fans, I haven’t flicked through all 180 pages so if this image has appeared before give me a shout, I have a reserve! But I thought we should enjoy a little Roger ....

    Sir-Roger-Moore-sir-roger-moore-40790791-475-684.jpg

    To start us off we have
    ‘Roger’s reviews came straight from the horse’s mouth’
    ... but I’m sure you can do better!

    Good luck, and winners announced next weekend!

    The cameo of Mr. Ed in AVTAK was eventually dropped, as Roger just couldn't stay in character.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Hehe poor Roger, he does get a bit of stick, but the good thing is he could take it! Nobody does withering looks quite like our Roger!

    Good suggestions so far! 👍
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    By sheer coincidence, look what popped up on Twitter this evening!

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This scene was omitted from Live And Let Die due to the blackface controversy.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    This horse can harumph nearly as good as M can!
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    edited October 2019 Posts: 2,426
    Any last minute entries before the winner is announced? Neigh? 🐎
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I have a little itch. Down there. Do you mind?"
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Well, it’s nearly the weekend so let’s have a winner! I didn’t think picking a winner would be this hard, but all the contributions are of an equally high standard, so with the assistance of Kamal’s ‘lucky dice’ I’ve finally come up with

    Bronze
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    This scene was omitted from Live And Let Die due to the blackface controversy.

    Silver
    mattjoes wrote: »
    -How will your Bond be different from Sean Connery's?
    -Well, one of his girls had a face like a pig. To differentiate myself in the role, we're going with a different farm animal.

    and finally we have taking Gold

    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    The cameo of Mr. Ed in AVTAK was eventually dropped, as Roger just couldn't stay in character.

    Congratulations to @CommanderRoss who has the honour of kicking off a new round, and thanks to everyone else who took part! 👍
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks for the bronze! It looks great on my wall.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    @CommanderRoss just a polite reminder that we need you ... and so does England! 🙂🇬🇧
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Sorry, was aweay for a bit. Well guys, Bond goes unto uncharted terretory, good luck!
    https://i.postimg.cc/qRWtnGck/IMG-20180728-135956.jpgIMG-20180728-135956.jpg
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Never seen that before, is that George Lazenby? 🤔
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 13,916
    IMG-20180728-135956.jpg


    After getting his nose broken by Yuri Borionko and failing the screen test for the Bond role,
    Bizarro World George swore off films forever and set out to start a family!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Max_The_Parrot wrote: »
    Never seen that before, is that George Lazenby? 🤔

    It is, it's one of the commercials he starred in as a model before becoming Bond.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Max_The_Parrot wrote: »
    Never seen that before, is that George Lazenby? 🤔

    It is, it's one of the commercials he starred in as a model before becoming Bond.

    Amazing! He plays the part very well, I must admit! Great choice.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Now remember, we mustn’t let Tracy find out, you know how jealous she gets ...
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Girl: "James could you feed him? i have to run some errands quickly."
    Bond: "Sure, i have some Beluga Caviar left in the fridge."
    Baby: "Excellent, and a bottle of Dom Pérignon 55', please."
    Bond: "I like this kid."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Girl: James, he's your son! Look, he even has your eyes.
    Bond: Help me out here little fella, what's your Mom's name again?
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    I got away with 8 o’clock, 9 o’clock and 10 o’clock, but I knew 11 o’clock would get me into trouble!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Girl: He is your son!
    Bond: Look, i can't take care of you and the Baby, i am happily married.
    Girl: But i thought your wife was killed?
    Bond: That's why i said 'happily'.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    That Q really is ingenious ... it features an alarm that will deafen anyone within 100 yards, projectile vomit that will dissolve any metal and it’s nappy contains a highly toxic nerve agent ...
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