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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Kinky..."
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Bond was able to confirm that Q’s new automatic anti-groping protection, issued as standard to all female operatives, is an effective deterrent.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    "His name is James Bond. He was a brilliant agent.
    But he got sentimental and started operating beyond his brief, Infiltrating a drug cartel in Isthmus. The Americans were on to him, fearing that he would interfere with their business, so I gave him up.
    In return i got a nice christmas card from the head of the CIA and a brick of cocaine from Isthmus."
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Sorry I peed myself."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Broccoli always had a plan to bring Dalton back for a third.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Bondage? All riiight!!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Broccoli lunch earlier. How about that smell, huh? Healthy."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    00Agent wrote: »
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    "Either you are angry bitter fans of mine, forcibly taking me to set or Brosnan fans taking me further away."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    @Agent_99 s boyfriend had hired some professional help to get rid of his rival, to Dalton s amusement.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Anybody else?
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    @Mattjoes Nr. 1
    mattjoes wrote: »
    "Guys, wanna hear another joke?! What do you get when you cross a blowfish with a criminal mastermind? A blow-feld, haha!"
    mattjoes wrote: »
    "Diplomatic bag? Sounds like fun!"

    @Max_The_Parrot Nr. 2
    Max_The_Parrot wrote: »
    It turns out the Roger Moore Appreciation Society were a lot more militant than first though.

    @CommanderRoss Nr. 3
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    After one night with Kara, @barryt007 -Bond was escorted out of the hotel.


    Have fun, you guys.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Thank you, I'm going to search for an image.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Congrats @mattjoes and thanks for a great round @00Agent
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Thank you, @Max_The_Parrot.

    Let's dance.

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 5,185
    In that moment Bond had finally realized that age had caught up with him and he couldn't go on dating girls in their 20's anymore.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Hang on Guy, you mean they’re going to kick me, strangle me and throw me around the room then finish off by pushing me into the pool? Can’t I just snog them on the rug?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I smell a rat.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Bibi Returns - Electric Bugaloo

    Bibi: "You're mine, old man!"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    James didn't really like women with too many muscles.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Yes, Bambi. I was the one who shot your mother."
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Yes, Bambi. I was the one who shot your mother."

    Too soon! 😭
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Bambi: George would have smashed through the door, somersaulted across the couch and karate kicked us into the pool by now. Are you sure you’re not getting a bit too old for this, Sean?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Thank you, @Max_The_Parrot.

    Let's dance.

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    Bond was wondering where he picked up this girl. She seemed to cling to his neck like no other.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Bonds new earmuffs were very elaborate.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    ‘My my Guy, these thighs fly so high my tie will never be dry’ Sean sighs.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    As the plane went in for landing, Bond started to worry that they hadn t thought it properly through.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    DAMN YOU, TRUH-BECK!!!
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "James, I think I just got my period."

    "Yes. You did."
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    Oddjob is that you? I admire your choice in evening-wear.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited November 2019 Posts: 5,185
    "Damnit, this is the 5th Tinder date this month that tried to kill me... Spectre must have found my profile: 'ExperiencedGentleman53 - DoubleOhHeaven'.
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