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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He tried to Persuade him to use Curtisy, and not bite the hand that feeds.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    And now Tony knew what Jane Seymour smelled like.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    During salary negotiations for The Persuaders,
    Roger Moore's skills at hypnosis came in handy.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Any possible off-screen relationship with Tony Curtis was strained by
    Roger Moore's personal struggles with cannibalism.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    I will chose a winner tomorrow night.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Oh dear :)) and the winner is...
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    And now Tony knew what Jane Seymour smelled like.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    All right, thanks!
    What is going on here?
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  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    'Dammit George you said I could have your watch if I made you look tough, I have been selling like a used car dealer for you... Give me that watch'.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    On set, veteran stuntman George Leech quickly made clear
    his wife Elizabeth (plus daughter Wendy and visiting niece Trudy) were not
    some perk or other compensation afforded to Mr. Lazenby.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Stuntman: "So, you wanna steal my lunch, huh? Then eat this knuckle sandwich!"

    Laz: "But it wasn't me, I swear! I don't even like garlic! Just ask Dian- Oh, touché."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    All right, thanks!
    What is going on here?
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    "GET OFF WITH YA!" "Its my turn to karaoke!!!!!!!!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Mr. Saltzman had a dream: James Bond and ballroom dancing.
    Unfortunately, in early attempts during his audition Mr. Lazenby knocked an actress unconscious.
    On the insistence of Mr. Saltzman, during filming he continued to practice with a series of stuntmen.
    But eventually the whole concept had to be dropped.

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Lazenbys' standard operating procedure to get into a bar was to knock out the doormen
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    At lunchtime there was always a struggle for the keys to the Aston Martin.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It was down to the last package of toilet paper.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    "I only sneezed because i have a bad allergy!"

    George:"Oi mate, f**k off!"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    "Get out my way, dammit, I want to talk to Ronan. Ronan, you bastard, you said Bond wouldn't last, you said he was out of touch! Now Bruce Lee would rather die than see me!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Keeping Lazenby's estranged father off the set was a constant chore.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Two Australians after one beer.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    OK, here goes.

    3rd place:
    RogueAgent wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    All right, thanks!
    What is going on here?
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    "GET OFF WITH YA!" "Its my turn to karaoke!!!!!!!!"

    2nd place:

    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Lazenbys' standard operating procedure to get into a bar was to knock out the doormen

    1st place:
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    On set, veteran stuntman George Leech quickly made clear
    his wife Elizabeth (plus daughter Wendy and visiting niece Trudy) were not
    some perk or other compensation afforded to Mr. Lazenby.

    Congrats, @RichardTheBruce .
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    I liked the beer one. I mean, thanks, @Thunderfinger. 56bb6e9854bc9f4759648d473f900fdc7c6690e6.png

    Maybe recent discussion of Salma Hayek for the Jinx role can spark some dialog suggestions. Or wherever it leads.

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Testing the waters.

    Born on Día de Muertos. Do you believe the dead can be alive?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Domino, I need your help."

    "Of course. That's why you made love to me."

    "Hell no, that ain't why."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In 2007, Brosnan famously took advantage of Salma Hayek's prescription medicine side effects
    by romancing her with promises of a role as the next Bond Girl
    in the franchise he was no longer involved in.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "You can have my autograph if I can touch your boobs."
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    'You are not Daniel Craig'
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    For Brosnan, his next screentest after dad went all tits up.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    For Pierce, to lose the staring contest with Salma was just another way to win.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Bond (thinking): I wonder if she can tell I'm looking at her ladyparts.

    Jinx (thinking): I wonder if he can tell I'm looking at his manparts
    .

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Girl: "Stop sneering at my sunnies, I'm not taking them off."

    Bond: "I know."

    Girl: "They're Ray-Bans."

    Bond: "I know."

    Girl: "Because they ban rays. X-ray spec jamming device from my quartermaster."

    Bond: *sigh* "I know."
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