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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Brosnan to Hayek: No. I don't do that anymore.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Do you like the internet? Have you heard of a site called DCinB.com? It is really interesting. I can show you how to sign up."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Can I sniff your hair?
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Pierce: Salma, I think you are a wonderful woman. I adore your face...
    Salma: Thank you.
    Pierce: ...your bosom...
    Salma: How kind of you.
    Pierce: ...your derrière.
    Salma: Merci.
    Pierce: I'm just not sure how I feel about all the belching.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Oh. I thought you were Penelope Cruz.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I blame Ian Fleming. He only wrote seven books. Sean Connery got most of them. Then Roger Moore did one or two, and so there were none left for me."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    el mundo no es suficiente? el mañana nunca muere. Solo muere otro día.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "My Bond films may not have been the best of the bunch, but at least they were all better than On Her Majesty s Secret Service. Handily"
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    So you’re the latest Bond girl? Let me guess .... Aoife Sandycrack?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    So what to call the Spanish version of Mamma Mia.
    Chiquitita? Fernando? Hasta mañana? Conociéndote, Conociéndome!

  • SaintMarkSaintMark
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    Is that an Unibrow you are concealing with those glasses?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Mature woman, trying to pick him up: "Always makes me feel a little melancholy. A grand old lady being ignored by the young guys on the beach. *sigh* The inevitability of time, don't you think? What do you see?"

    "A bloody big-"

    "Pair of boobs?"

    "Ship. Excuse me." *walks off*

    "WTF?!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    It's not yours. I'm having Q's child.

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    It's not yours. I'm having Q's child.

    Which Q?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Yeah, kind of fishy. I can say it will be a girl, and the planned name is Wanda.

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    It's not yours. I'm having Q's child.

    Which Q?
    Seems Octopussy's girls weren't enough to satisfy the quartermaster's appetites.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited May 2020 Posts: 13,813
    And the winner is:
    SaintMark wrote: »
    Is that an Unibrow you are concealing with those glasses?
    Thanks for that late reveal, @SaintMark, very well-played here. You have the conn.

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Extending congratulations to @SaintMark.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    The suspense is killing me.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    The suspense is killing me.

    It is building and building.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Did anyone message him?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    So I messaged @SaintMark, and asked him to quit friggin in the riggin!

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    Salma: "You're searching the horizon again. He'll return, okay? And with a great image worth captioning. I have hope."
    Brozza: *sigh* "He's out there, somewhere..."
  • SaintMarkSaintMark
    edited October 2020 Posts: 7,653
    sorry I have some great pictures but they do not stick to the forum
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    SaintMark wrote: »
    sorry I have some great pictures but they do not stick to the forum

    Got a link, perhaps?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,588
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    Salma: "Hey, that guy over your left shoulder - is that a star?"
    Pierce: "No, that's George Lazenby."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It s been half a year, so here you go.

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    edited November 2020 Posts: 7,021
    Under the direction of Lee Tamahori, the quality of the Bond girls had gone down severely.

    ---

    -What crazy gadget are you wearing, Q?
    -Oh, this time, you've got the gadgets, 007. And you know how to use them.

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    -Is anything ze matter, Mr. Bond?
    -Just a slight stiffness coming on... in your shoulder.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited November 2020 Posts: 13,813
    An attempt to introduce the Q'ute character from
    the John Gardner novels failed, mainly due to miscasting.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Natalya, please put your make-up back on."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Dr. No, Goldfinger, Scaramanga, Blofeld
    Some of the greatest villains have faced James Bond
    None of them were a match for
    His mother
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