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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2011 Posts: 28,694
    Thank you @MajorDSmythe, it is an honor to be chosen. I must say, that was my favorite BondCapCon yet. So many wonderfully hilarious possibilities. Well done everyone. Now, to bring us another caption, I have this little beauty. Take it away Sir Rog! <:-P
    c4b7674.jpg
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Rog: "Fill 'er up."
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
    edited December 2011 Posts: 2,107
    Roger Moore in Two Old Geezers and a Broad

    or

    The Spy Who Never Retired
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    The waiter in the background: "Good Lord, I hope you're not attempting re-entry Sir Roger".
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    Moore in his new campaign for Viagra...
    Tag line: "Take your clothes off and I'll give you an ice-cream".
    :>
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Waiter: *coughs* "Mr Moore, your glass of liquid viagra is ready."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    Moore's cover for the new jet set magazine for seniors:
    'New Jugs and Old Mugs'
    B-)
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    Posts: 584
    "Well don't just stand there Tibbett does my champagne glass look full?"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Rog: "You may not be able to teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach and old Rog new tricks."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    Waiter: "Sir, the model is beside you."
    Model: "For your eyes only darling."
    Moore: "Damn these cataracts"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,584
    @danslittlefinger :))


    Despite Sir Roger's stunt double being in MOORE scenes than he, the remake of The Man with the Golden Gun was still a huge success.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Hmm, I have a second one.

    "This time Roger does go off half-cocked".
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    *bump*
  • H007MERH007MER
    Posts: 136
    Nicnacophobia - the paralysing fear that somewhere, somehow, a tiny Butler is watching you.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited January 2012 Posts: 14,584
    After the outcome of 'Operation Undertow', 007 took full advantage of Gonzales newly vacated villa in Madrid.


    (1,000th post! Yay!)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited January 2012 Posts: 13,978
    Upon leaving his previous role as Sir Alan's right hand man on the Apprentice, Nick starts his new job for Sir Roger.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    The new Gimme Moore Bond theme hotel in the Bahamas opened up to much acclaim. The wax figures of Sir Roger were strategically placed throughout the grounds, giving that "Oh, James!" ambience wherever one went. Also shown here by the pool is one of the many wax butlers who are also featured. The girl is real, clearly enjoying soaking up the sun and fun - but looks not too shaken or stirred, perhaps because this was only her second day there, but her 15th encounter with a wax Bond.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    I'll let this run a bit longer, but I need more entries. Get your joking caps on! 8-}
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Rog helps himself to another glass of wine, while waiting for his Gemma Atkinson doll to inflate.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886

    The 'Smoke and Mirrors Ex-Spy Retiree Club' is not all it seems as they provide cardboard cut-outs of waiters and women for 'amusing' target practice.
    <font size="1" color=>(a golden gun is optional for a fee).</font> B-)
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Judging soon? ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    danslittlefinger wrote:
    Judging soon? ;)

    Just a bit longer. Last call for anyone with great jokes up their sleeves! :-bd
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    24 hours and counting... :!!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Rog was unaware the the ominous looking tree was after his lady friend.
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    edited January 2012 Posts: 1,699
    <i>Sir Rog's glass full of pheromones was working on the dolly bird, all right - unfortunately, it wouldn't be long before it did on the waiter as well...</i>
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
    Posts: 371
    Sir Rog: Madam, I remember the day's when it wouldn't just have been my eyebrow I raised....
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694
    I had to add an extra spot this CapCon in the rankings. These captions were so hilarious, I commend all of you for having me barking on the floor.

    In fourth, we have @Commander_Skyfall with:
    Commander_Skyfall wrote:
    Sir Rog: Madam, I remember the day's when it wouldn't just have been my eyebrow I raised....

    Next up in a tight third was @Kerim with:
    Kerim wrote:
    The waiter in the background: "Good Lord, I hope you're not attempting re-entry Sir Roger".

    Pulling into second is @danslittlefinger with these brilliant captions:
    danslittlefinger wrote:
    Moore's cover for the new jet set magazine for seniors:
    'New Jugs and Old Mugs'
    B-)
    danslittlefinger wrote:
    Waiter: "Sir, the model is beside you."
    Model: "For your eyes only darling."
    Moore: "Damn these cataracts"

    And finally, the one caption that had me busting out of my clothes with laughter, is from @karatemanchan37 with:
    karatemanchan37 wrote:
    "Well don't just stand there Tibbett does my champagne glass look full?"

    Congratulations @karatemanchan37. I happily pass the torch. <:-P

    The fact that I hear Roger actually saying your caption and the hilariously perfect butler name 'Tibbett' just had me busted up. Brilliant work. Move us onwards at your own convenience.

    =D>
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    edited January 2012 Posts: 584
    An incredible honor, ladies and gents! Thank you very much, since I admit that I am not much of a comedian, this is quite a surprise.

    For your task, l bring you this picture:

    Pierce+Brosnan+Stephen+King+Bag+Bones+Premiere+hwhmP8ihegYl.jpg

    Caption away!

    EDIT: New pic due to...rules?
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Mods arn't going to like it.....
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    Posts: 584
    Virage wrote:
    Mods arn't going to like it.....

    Do they have rules against set pics?
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