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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Ah yes, the old 'Adam's apple in the throat' trick.
    As said by Don Adams' apple.

    Speaking of apples, this one from @Thunderfinger had me spitting food at my computer(...), so congrats Thundy, the floor is yours. Other great captions here are noted too.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Daniel has a gorgeous body. He was all over me and we did it like eight times last night. I think he is too big for me. I am very sore down there today. Also, I think I am carrying his child."

    "What the hell, Mark?"

    Over to you, @Thunderfinger!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Hehe, thanks. Let s try this one.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Looks like George had too much. His friend is carrying him over his shoulder."

    "That isn t George. That is a plank of wood."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Sean was picking up an unusual scent from his coffee. The laxative in Roger's pocket might have had something to do with it.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Connery couldn't help thinking the code name theory smelt bad.
    After a long absence, he'd talk to Harry and Cubby.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Well hello! Look at that thing that just walked in. I am getting me some of that tonight!"

    "That is my wife."

    "I know."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    edited July 2021 Posts: 7,021
    Roger: Sean, isn't that Cubby Broccoli having lunch over there?
    Sean: It's him. Rog, I'll give you five pounds if you go piss on his plate.
    Roger: Let's have them.


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    Belated comment but Thunderfinger's winning caption from before is genius.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Roger: "Hey Sean, did you see that? Johnny Stompanato looked over here, and now he's leaving in a hurry."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Sean had been a little hesitant when he decided to write his room number on Roger's leg, so Rog's enthusiastic reaction was reassuring.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Bond: "Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief."

    Bond: [sniffs] "I'm afraid it's me, sorry old boy."

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Roger: "Darn it, Sean. While attempting to pull out some money, I've somehow gotten my fingers stuck in the pocket. Be a good chap, will you, and pay the bill for us."

    Sean: "It'll have to be you, old boy. All I have is a finger trap, a poor memory, and one prosthetic hand."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This seems to have had its run. Winner this time around:
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Sean was picking up an unusual scent from his coffee. The laxative in Roger's pocket might have had something to do with it.

    @mattjoes, I am so happy for you. You re next.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Thank you, it's the biggest thrill of my life. I'll find an image.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    A bit of a hairy situation going on here.

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Roger: "THAT is not the soap!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Hello, Michael. What are you doing here?"
    "1. Cubby says you owe him for the last backgammon games."
    "Uh, yes, I was going to... pay tomorrow."
    "2. He also says you are playing it tough with the negotiations for the next film."
    "Uhm...noo...I have one more Bond in me. Totally."
    "Good boy. Now move over, I am getting in there. I need a backscrub."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "My water pistol needs a refill. Do you mind?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I am looking for my daughter, and everyone says I should go check on that old pervert Bond. So, she here?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Roger, I KNOW it was you who stole my rubber duck back in 37. Now hand it over. I heard the squeaks. Last warning."

    "Michael, please. Not that old story again. Can t you let it go?"

    "Neva!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Can you stop humming that freaking Bond theme in the shower? It is 3 a.m.!"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    edited August 2021 Posts: 7,021
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    Bond: Pola, you know something? Tomorrow I'll buy you six dozen red roses.
    Michael: How lovely, darling. She can't wait.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Roger: Michael, what are you doing?
    Michael: You said Bullseye! would be a major hit, the next Fish Called Wanda. You said Michael Winner was a great talent. Now I'm off to do a movie with Steven Seagal in Alaska. Say your prayers.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I went and saw Moonraker with the family last night. I want my money back."
    "But...I gave you free tickets."
    "Doesn t matter. Hand it over!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "That's it, chum. You're out of it."
    "Huh?"
    "Fifteen minutes, or you pay the water bill."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Here, you may need this to unclog the drain."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Gert Frobe says hello. He didn t care for being sucked out of that airplane window."
    "But...that wasn t me. That was another James Bond."
    "Another James Bond? How dumb do you think I am, Bond?"
    "I am Moore."
    "More dumb than me? "
    "Well...no."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Michael: Roger, can I borrow the coconut oil for a moment?
    Roger: It's not here, Michael.
    Michael: Sure it is, it's right over there!
    Roger: Geez! Are you sure you know how to use that thing?
    Michael: Yes, you just gently rub it over your skin.
    Roger: I'm talking about the gun.
    Michael: Me too.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Gert Frobe says hello. He didn t care for being sucked out of that airplane window."
    "But...that wasn t me. That was another James Bond."
    "Another James Bond? How dumb do you think I am, Bond?"
    "I am Moore."
    "More dumb than me? "
    "Well...no."

    Haha, Frobe looking for revenge over the death of a fictional character!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Sorry old chap, but there can only be ONE international man of mystery."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Scream all you want. No one will hear you, I have a silencer."
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