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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Roger, I'm afraid I'm gonna need the rest of that youth serum.

    One week earlier at the Ponce de Leon Clinic waiting room.
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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    In the nineteen seventies, most films were made on a budget so tight they even shared sets and dressing rooms. Micheal got fed up with Roger taking long showers and singing through his scenes.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Keep them coming, I bet someone a thousand dollars that I would get a thousand captions this time.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    “Oh, sorry, Rog. I was looking for @mattjoes and the fousand dollas he owes me. Carry on.”
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Where's Shakira?!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The hotel manager personally made sure no one peed in the shower.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    How could you do this? Betray what we had?! With him?! Step out of there, Sean.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    -The first bullet won't kill you. Nor the second. Not even the third... not until you crawl over here and you kiss my foot!
    -What?!
    -Sorry, isn't this 615?
    -No, that's next door.
    -My mistake.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    I heard you snaked the Cannonball Run token Brit role--I needed that job!

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Michael's arm is getting tired of holding the gun, but let's give this contest until Sunday.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Michael's arm is getting tired of holding the gun, but let's give this contest until Sunday.

    His left arm is getting tired for other reasons.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In a dangerous period circa 1990, actors Caine and Moore stayed in character off set.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Alright alright -- stop singing!

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Get undressed,sweetie."

    "But...I am undressed."

    "Sigh! All right, get dressed then and I will buy you an ice cream."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Roger, old friend. You're using all the hot water again.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Roger, old friend. You're using all the hot water again.
    "That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your fifteen."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Roger hurry up, we'll be late meeting Sean at the Oscars.
    Oh, and please don't put that fake beard back on.

    https://youtu.be/pwQtVmbYfjk

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Roger: Don't ask.

    Michael: Don't tell.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    It's been a great ride, lasting a little over a month. If I counted correctly, 26 captions from you, plus 5 of my own. I enjoyed them all. But... the fun times must come to end. Michael wants to sit down and Roger wants to dry off. All I can say is, whoever wins today, I lost a fousand dollas, so it won't be me.

    Some of my favorite entries:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Hello, Michael. What are you doing here?"
    "1. Cubby says you owe him for the last backgammon games."
    "Uh, yes, I was going to... pay tomorrow."
    "2. He also says you are playing it tough with the negotiations for the next film."
    "Uhm...noo...I have one more Bond in me. Totally."
    "Good boy. Now move over, I am getting in there. I need a backscrub."
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "I went and saw Moonraker with the family last night. I want my money back."
    "But...I gave you free tickets."
    "Doesn t matter. Hand it over!"
    QBranch wrote: »
    "That's it, chum. You're out of it."
    "Huh?"
    "Fifteen minutes, or you pay the water bill."
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Gert Frobe says hello. He didn t care for being sucked out of that airplane window."
    "But...that wasn t me. That was another James Bond."
    "Another James Bond? How dumb do you think I am, Bond?"
    "I am Moore."
    "More dumb than me? "
    "Well...no."
    QBranch wrote: »
    "Sorry old chap, but there can only be ONE international man of mystery."
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Scream all you want. No one will hear you, I have a silencer."
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Roger, I'm afraid I'm gonna need the rest of that youth serum.

    One week earlier at the Ponce de Leon Clinic waiting room.
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    “Oh, sorry, Rog. I was looking for mattjoes and the fousand dollas he owes me. Carry on.”
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    I heard you snaked the Cannonball Run token Brit role--I needed that job!
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Michael's arm is getting tired of holding the gun, but let's give this contest until Sunday.

    His left arm is getting tired for other reasons.

    The fact I have quoted so many entries only speaks to the high quality work that you have turned in.

    But all things considered, I have to give the victory to...
    mattjoes

    Thunderfinger!

    That silencer caption is so dumb --Moore dumb than me?-- that it goes around full circle and becomes a thing of genius.

    Take it away, Thundy!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thank you ever so kindly, @mattjoes . It was a great picture, it brought out the genius in me.

    Hmmm...let s see..

    What is Q up to here?
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    John Cleese's failed improvisation intended to introduce an avian sidekick at Q Branch.
    Rarely discussed, this abomination greatly contributed to
    a recasting of most roles and not least the 2006 reboot.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    When Bond asked Q to hook him up with some birds, this is not what he had in mind.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    So MI6 were not interested in Q's transformation of a bird into a projectile.
    No matter. Others would pay for his deadly innovation, as in the past.


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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
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    John Cleese's failed improvisation intended to introduce an avian sidekick at Q Branch.
    Rarely discussed, this abomination greatly contributed to
    a recasting of most roles and not least the 2006 reboot.

    Polly was such a good recorder of villains' plans, he was turned into standard operating equipment by Q branch
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Q: "007, I'd like to introduce you to the young fellow I'm grooming to follow me."
    Bond: "Michael Palin?"
    Q: "No, this dead parrot."
    Bond: "Maybe you've been down here too long."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Max: "Sexy Smithers! Sexy Smithers!"
    Smithers: "Q, what is this?"
    Q: "He must have caught that from the telly."
    Smithers: "But there is no telly here."
    Q: "Look! Over there!"
    Smithers looks away, and Q whacks Max so the desk cracks.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Frequenting a flea market in Los Angeles John Cleese found "Chrome",
    a blue and gold macaw once owned by actress Diana Rigg and an animal actor in FYEO & TLD.
    He bought the taxidermetry for US $10 and had the notion it would be hilarious
    to bring it on set for Die Another Day.

    Mr. Cleese was almost fired on the spot for the offensive act.
    Filmmakers allowed him to finish his role as Q, but it remains still another reason for
    an almost total recasting of roles and wholesale reboot of the franchise.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    When it came to feeding his cats, Q had a ruthless side to him.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "He asked for a kiss, but when I gave him one, the bloody bird bit my tongue!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Who taught my bird to say "Pussy Galore! Pussy Galore!"

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