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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Full speed ahead @mattjoes, looking forward to it and all best.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Well, nothing could prepare me for the epic conclusion of that last round. I'm still not sure how it happened, but here we go.

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Xenia immediately saw through his disguise. It would take more
    than shaving off the beard and tinting the hair ginger to fool her.
    She never forgot the disappointment of that Christmas when she was 9.
    So, tonight she would finally make Santa pay in a night of bone-cracking passion.

  • jobojobo
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    - "She's so cute, you know! Did you know she refers to every hug as a squeeze? How adorable, right?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I give you very best Chuck."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    -What do you mean you're gonna do the thigh-crushing bit on the Conan O'Brien show? I thought you only did it with me.
    -Now now, don't be jealous, Famke.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Xenia: "That guy behind us sat in bird poo!"
    Chuck: "My pants, too, be wet!"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Before he succumbed between the thighs of a Russian assassin, Admiral Chuck Ferrell at least got to fulfill his life dream of meeting Michael Jackson.
  • jobojobo
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Before he succumbed between the thighs of a Russian assassin, Admiral Chuck Ferrell at least got to fulfill his life dream of meeting Michael Jackson.

    ;))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    She planned to give him a nice honeymoooon!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Chuck: "You know what we should do? Something that rhymes with my first name."
    Xenia: "Yuck."
    Chuck: "So how about it? Me 'onatopp'?"
    Xenia: "Puh-lease. You onatopp - me chuck."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Journalist 1: Billy, given your age, aren't you concerned you might injure yourself during the filming of the bed scenes, while Famke grapples you with her thighs?
    Billy J. Mitchell: I'm not worried about that. After all, the purpose of man is to live, not to exist.
    Journalist 2: Billy, how long were the negotiations for you to take this role?
    Billy J. Mitchell: What negotiations?
    Journalist 2: For your salary.
    Billy J. Mitchell: Salary? I'm doing this for the art.

    ---

    Famke Janssen: (through gritted teeth) Old man, I warned you not to touch me without my permission while we were filming *that* scene.
    Billy J. Mitchell: I'm sorry, I made a big mistake. Can you let me go now? Famke... Famke. I can't breathe. Please.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Got wood, Chuck?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Early concepts for Xenia killing Admiral Ferrell with kindness
    were screen-tested but quickly abandoned.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Xenia: "Tell me Admiral, how would you pilot this vessel?"
    Chuck: "Frigate."

    Friggin in the Riggin...Part Une.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "OMG! I am shooting with Colin Farrell!"

    He felt no urge to correct her.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Famke's belief in Billy's lie--that he was one of the film's producers--was short-lived.
    But the hard feelings created did help her performance.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Famke's belief in Billy's lie--that he was one of the film's producers--was short-lived.
    But the hard feelings created did help her performance.

    She wasn t the only one with hard feelings.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Xenia: Is that an Admiral's ID card in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He knew he could do better and she wasn t much to look at, but he liked her personality.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited December 2021 Posts: 13,944


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    You're right. Letting go is hard.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Imma give you till Tuesday for the last captions you might want to squeeze in before closing time.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    edited January 2022 Posts: 6,844
    Admiral Farrell: "I always get choked up when I look at this picture."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Can you please move your left hand?"
    "Oh yeah."
    "The other way!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Billy and Famke were naive to think the scripted scene
    where they kill Bond could ever make the final cut.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    That's it for this round, focused on two characters whose short-lived tryst is one of my favorite bits of the Bond films (and dare I say, a bit of a fixation? I'll have to make an appointment with the doctor).

    As expected, lots of fun reading your captions involving sex, lies and Michael Jackson.

    And the winner is...
    ...whoever posts "I win" first. Go!



    Okay, not really, if we did that all the time it would lose its charm. The runner-up is @Thunderfinger, with...
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "OMG! I am shooting with Colin Farrell!"

    He felt no urge to correct her.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Can you please move your left hand?"
    "Oh yeah."
    "The other way!"

    And the winner is... @Some_Kind_Of_Hero!
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Admiral Farrell: "I always get choked up when I look at this picture."

    His actual reaction when he heard he'd won:

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    Take it away, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Congrats, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero! Here's your licence to caption:

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Thank you, @mattjoes and @QBranch as well (first time I've earned a license competing in one of these)! That expression is actually still on my face. Think I'll keep it there for a while.

    While I normally would advise against playing with your food, feel free to have all the fun you want with this next pic:

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited January 2022 Posts: 14,696
    "It'sh difficult to eat, especially when you've been impaled by shwords."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Dinner with Cubby. Never any surprises there.
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