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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited March 2022 Posts: 13,813
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    And the winner is:
    QBranch wrote: »
    Primodonna shall avenge her brother.

    Congratulations to @QBranch for successfully combining old and new, providing a bold new perspective.

    [Strong language]
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Apolojeez, chaps. Have a go at this one:

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond and Silva reminisce in the afterlife.

    "Remember that time I killed you with a knife in the back, trying to protect my old boss ? Well, my new boss killed me with a bunch of missiles to my face."

    "Hahaha!!! That s life."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited March 2022 Posts: 13,813

    Committed family man Javier Barden enjoyed friend Daniel Craig's wild tales
    of not wearing his wedding ring at film locations, and the rampant womanizing that followed.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »

    Committed family man Javier Barden enjoyed friend Daniel Craig's wild tales
    of not wearing his wedding at film locations and the rampant womanizing that followed.

    Did you miss a "ring" somewhere?
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »

    Committed family man Javier Barden enjoyed friend Daniel Craig's wild tales
    of not wearing his wedding at film locations and the rampant womanizing that followed.

    Did you miss a "ring" somewhere?

    I don't think so? It's there. Wearing.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    That does ring a bell @j_w_pepper.


    Daniel Craig proclaimed he was the only one who could kill James Bond. Javier Bardem agreed.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Daniel Craig indicated his beautiful wife Rachel Weisz was upstairs.
    Javier Bardem confirmed Penélope Cruz was in the next room.
    So they were safe and clear for Man Talk.


  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited April 2022 Posts: 13,813
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    Comparing on set injuries,
    Javier showed the missing portion of his index finger (Being the Ricardos).
    He was was trumped by
    Daniel's reveal of three truncated digits (Adventures of Tintin, voice role).


  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Both agreed Daniel would make "the ugliest woman".

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Do you know why Sam Mendes has such a stiff neck? Because whenever he drinks water, the toilet seat falls down."

    "Haha! I have seen it."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Happy Birthday, Javier. Cake?"

    "And eat it, too!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In character during Face-time, Daniel and Javier
    always reverted to finger-gun exchanges.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Javier insulted Daniel in Spanish.
    Daniel insulted Javier in Russian.

  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    Craig: Guess what my finger smells like.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Okay, I'll be judging this on Sunday.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Daniel and Javier knew @mattjoes wouldn't be judging Sunday as stated.
    Not least because they fully expected @mattjoes to be declared the winner.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Have you seen that stupid site mi6community? I have been posting there a while, calling myself Thunderfinger."

    "Hahaha! Is that you? I am mattjoes!"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited May 2022 Posts: 5,185
    Both Bond and Silva found a way to deal with the pain of losing their surrogate mother by having annual zoom Meetings on M's Birthday and reminiscing about her.

    "Do you remember when she left me to rot in a prison cell in Hong Kong and you became her new favorite? Haha!"

    "Yeah but then she almost had me killed in Istanbul! So much for favorite!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Daniel: No Country For Old Men!

    Javier: No Time To Die!!

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Oops! I almost got up to fetch a beer, but remembered I am nude below the waist."
    "Hahaha! Me, too!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,813
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    Craig: We should do a film with Cary Fukunaga!

    Bardem: You first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Okay, I'll be judging this Sumday.


    Craig: "Hey Jav', didn't you read the sign? *points up* It says 'ACTORS ON ACTORS', so... *pats lap* ...Up ya get, big boy."

    Bardem: "Haha, yes! We could eat each other, hmm? You know, just for the sake of..." *points up*
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Thanks for everyone's patience, I loved all of these captions, but I have to pass it back to @RichardTheBruce for this one:
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Comparing on set injuries,
    Javier showed the missing portion of his index finger (Being the Ricardos).
    He was was trumped by
    Daniel's reveal of three truncated digits (Adventures of Tintin, voice role).

    Congrats @RichardTheBruce! The floor is yours.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
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    QBranch: The floor is yours!
    RichardTheBruce: So is the roof!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Thanks for the undeserved attention, @QBranch.

    How about this.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The damn car was a stick shift, but Daniel did his best.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    (Related)

    Early on Daniel Craig failed one of the basic tests for the Bond role.
    But producer Broccoli pointed out 007 wrecks a DBS in the screenplay.
    So he was not disqualified on that point.

  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Next morning at Q Branch.

    Q: We've investigated the crash, I have the results right here... Wow, It's a miracle you're still standing.

    Bond: What did you find? Did someone tamper with the car? The Russians?

    Q: I have no idea yet, I'm looking at your blood alcohol level.
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