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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    edited May 2022 Posts: 7,058
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    Officer: Alright, Mr. Bond, please explain what happened.

    Bond: Officer, I was just trying to use my tire slasher to stop this other car, because the woman had tried to shoot me with a sniper rifle, but I forgot to pay attention to the road. Or maybe she was trying to shoot Goldfinger, I'm not sure. Anyway, I need to get to Auric Enterprises as soon as possible. I've been sent by my government to spy on their smuggling activities.

    Officer: I hate this job.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The Q Branch staff were known to take the DB5
    out for a spin, usually with devastating results.
    (On a positive note, they were the exact group
    of folk qualified to put it back together again.)

  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    Traffic cop: "This is the second time this month, Rod. Have you been drinking again? I'm afraid I'm going to have to write you up for loitering in the middle of a thoroughfare."

    Street light: "Hey, I have permit to be here if I want. If you could just give me a sec to find it. It's got to be in my other pair of pants. I swear I have it somewhere..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The police formed a theory about the reason for the fatal crash when the forensics team found nail clippings on Bond s driver seat.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited May 2022 Posts: 13,941
    Cider.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The electromagnet-disguised-as-streetlamp
    from Q Branch was a big success.
    Despite its unfortunate first use...


  • slide_99slide_99 USA
    edited May 2022 Posts: 699
    Q failed to mention to Bond that he had to use some Ford components in the reconstructed DB5.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    007 to Q: Well, technically it IS still in one piece.


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,694
    The scene was investigated by Intopole.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,058
    Madeleine's revelation that she was pregnant startled Bond.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,058
    Bond had always failed to take good car of the DB5.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    A dramatic outburst, but James still didn't get an assigned parking spot.


  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He had been told to keep his eyes on the speedometer, and that he did.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941

    .
    A small note on the seat read:

    AND YOU CAN
    FIND THE KEYS
    AT THE BOTTOM
    OF THE TIBER!!!

    Signed,

    009

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,339
    M's indecisiveness had far-reaching effects on all MI6 staff.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Bond s new and improved x-ray specs could see through everything.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941

    When 007's Controllers back at Headquarters commanded
    "TURN LEFT!"
    ... it turns out, they meant his other left.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    And the winner:
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    @mattjoes with a likely scenario.
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Officer: Alright, Mr. Bond, please explain what happened.

    Bond: Officer, I was just trying to use my tire slasher to stop this other car, because the woman had tried to shoot me with a sniper rifle, but I forgot to pay attention to the road. Or maybe she was trying to shoot Goldfinger, I'm not sure. Anyway, I need to get to Auric Enterprises as soon as possible. I've been sent by my government to spy on their smuggling activities.

    Officer: I hate this job.

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Thank you. I'll get us another pic to CapCon to.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    You want to CapCon? Well, CapCon away.

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Bond: "Did Oddjob dance like this when he was in the ballet?"
    Goldfinger: "No, no, Mr. Bond, it was a little more like this."
    Oddjob: "Can it never just be a normal game of golf?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    You want to CapCon? Well, CapCon away.

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    Goldfinger Deleted Scene: "Strict rules of ballet, Mr Bond!"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    edited June 2022 Posts: 7,058
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Oddjob: "Can it never just be a normal game of golf?"

    Pronounced "UHH-UHH!", of course.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The planned Blake Edwards version of GF never got off the ground.

  • slide_99slide_99 USA
    edited June 2022 Posts: 699
    Sean Connery was so excited to be a part of Star Wars that he added his own lightsaber sounds during the filming of the duel.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Halfway through the match, Bond and Goldfinger decided to abandon the golf game and switch to something else. Oddjob was on the fencing about it all.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941

    With From Russia With Love and every novel after,
    writer Ian Fleming sought ways to kill off the Bond character.

    In an early draft of the Goldfinger book, that meant
    death by fencing on the golf course. And a coup de grâce
    delivered by Oddjob appropriately with a 7-iron.

    [Pictured: dramatic recreation during the filming of GF.]

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941


    The afternoon Connery and Fröbe punked director Hamilton
    by pretending to be on LSD was a hoot.

    [Though professional to the end, Harold Sakata objected.]


  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Oddjob: "Can it never just be a normal game of golf?"

    Pronounced "UHH-UHH!", of course.

    Naturally ;)
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,348
    Oddjob: "I'm sick of this crap. Happens every game."
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