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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Time to wrap it up.

    Kittens, word confusion, social distancing, Star Wars, LSD, Highlander, a disillusioned Oddjob... good stuff.

    But in every game, there must be a winner. This time it's @Thunderfinger.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "This is a weird game of golf, Goldfinger:"
    "Ah, but this isn t golf, Mr. Bond. This is goldf, and I make the rules."
    Nothing like a joke so audacious in its dumbness.


    A few other captions I particularly enjoyed:
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Halfway through the match, Bond and Goldfinger decided to abandon the golf game and switch to something else. Oddjob was on the fencing about it all.
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Oddjob: Uhn uhn uhn Fort Knox?
    Goldfinger: Who cares about Fort Knox when you're having so much fun!
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Goldfinger: Is the golf club building that way, Mr. Bond?
    Bond: No, it's this way, Mr. Goldfinger.
    Goldfinger: Thank you! After you.
    Bond: No, after you.
    Hilarious.


    Anyway, you're it, @Thunderfinger.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Kittens, word confusion, social distancing, Star Wars, LSD, Highlander, a disillusioned Oddjob...

    This is actually my schedule for today.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Time to wrap it up.

    Kittens, word confusion, social distancing, Star Wars, LSD, Highlander, a disillusioned Oddjob... good stuff.

    But in every game, there must be a winner. This time it's @Thunderfinger.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "This is a weird game of golf, Goldfinger:"
    "Ah, but this isn t golf, Mr. Bond. This is goldf, and I make the rules."

    Credit to the winner and his Nordic spelling sense.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Haha, thanks. Here s the new picture.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Shortly after saving actress Halle Berry`s life when she choked on a fig,
    actor Pierce Brosnan next resolved to save her from candles.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The picture vanished. Here it is again.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    "Yes," said Pierce Brosnan, "I think the Catwoman project is a great idea."

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "For the last time, Pierce: No!!! That thing before was acting. We were shooting a scene, remember?"
    "But, but...I thought there was a real spark between us."
    "It s called acting. Acting. Heard of it? Now go away."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    edited July 2022 Posts: 7,058
    Advance word on the film xXx was so strong that Columbia Pictures quickly started developing a sequel. With his career on the rise, New Zealand director Lee Tamahori was asked to direct it. He immediately agreed, but never bothered to find out the film wasn't a porno. He decided to get into the mindset for the project at an early stage, preferring to walk around naked on the set of his current production, Die Another Day. Stars Pierce Brosnan and Halle Berry were among the first to witness the demented spectacle. A photo of their reaction was taken without their knowledge, "for research purposes", according to Tamahori's assistant.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Pierce (in thought): I just can't stop thinking about Halle's lovely bottom.

    Halle (in thought): I just can't stop thinking about Pierce's cute butt.


  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Scene from Ingmar Bergman's Winter Solstice.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Halle Berry (in thought): I hope our film's content doesn't raise tensions on the Korean peninsula.

    Pierce Brosnan (in thought): I definitely need to play tough and demand more money for BOND 21.


  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited July 2022 Posts: 5,185
    Jinx: "Look, don't worry about it. You're not the first guy this happened to, it's not a big issue. And in your age..."

    James: "I told you IT'S TOO DAMN COLD IN HERE! Had nothing to do with my age! I have the stamina of a 20y old."

    Jinx: "Whatever you say, can we talk about something else?"
  • JustJamesJustJames London
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    R.8c483799fe61dc573336cb11e5052cbe?rik=Wqci1dH7OmTJNw&riu=http%3a%2f%2filiketowastemytime.com%2fsites%2fdefault%2ffiles%2fjames-bond-photos-behind-scenes7.jpg&ehk=XvlpckeWBkCx%2bodwABaSw6hBZ2RoejZbsoXTRx0Mbps%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0
    The picture vanished. Here it is again.

    There is a time one can be too casual, and a time one can be too patient. As one will find out when one has stuck ones elbows to a frozen bar, and has to choose between hypothermia and ripping one’s skin off.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Who farted?"
    "My name is Bond.................James Bond."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited July 2022 Posts: 13,941


    The positive test for STDs cast a pall over the Die Another Day production.


  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    This was the sixth scene filmed with a cardboard cutout of Brosnan, Halle Berry noted.
    When it reached a total of ten, she would definitely complain to Director Tamahori.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    A subtle use of CGI in DAD was the removal of
    Brosnan's pack of Lark cigarettes from the bar.

  • slide_99slide_99 USA
    edited July 2022 Posts: 699
    Brosnan and Berry are not amused when Tamahori, disguised in a dress and wig, tries to solicit sex from yet another crew member.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    An unfortunate unintended consequence of the ice palace
    was that cocktails quickly froze solid.

  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    "Well, I'll be damned. There's a penguin."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    "Well, I'll be damned. There's a penguin."

    In Iceland?!?!
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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    "Well, I'll be damned. There's a penguin."

    In Iceland?!?!
    5b9d641512841fdfa6daf1faf890597e.jpg

    The roaming habits of penguins is a slippery subject.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Pierce (in thought): "Lee Tamahori is a good man for pulling this down and keeping this a reality-based, character-driven piece. God, did I really say that on camera?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Jinx: "So, where is this slab of ice-cold bitch you were talking about?"
    Bond: "Miranda Frost? You're leaning against her."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I have no armour left. You stripped it from me."
    "What the hell are you talking about?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Jinx: "Here for the penguins this time?"
    Bond: "Yo Mama."
    Jinx: "Ha, that's great. I'm gonna use that line later!"
    Bond: "No no, I mean I'm here for her, as in, here to support her. Y'see, she's really disappointed in you."
    Jinx: "Another good one! Keep 'em coming."
    Bond *speaking into wristwatch*: "White Knight to Black Mama, I've made contact with the girl."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Pierce (in thought): God, I hope Martin Campbell returns for the next Bond film.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited July 2022 Posts: 13,941

    Brosnan: Yes! Of course!! I'll propose the vanity plate "SPAY"!!!
    Get it? SPAY like SPY!

    Berry: Yeah. Shameless self-promotion inserted into charity efforts.
    Points for that.

    https://www.catster.com/the-scoop/who-designed-this-spayneuter-license-plate-bond-james-bond

  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Halle: From mutants to a guy with diamonds stuck in his face. I swear this is the last comic-booky project I'll ever do.
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