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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Halle Berry and Pierce Brosnan watch dumbfounded as director Lee Tamahori brings a welder to the ice palace set, because he wants "sparks to fly between Bond and Jinx".
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Early filming of DAD was regularly interrupted to watch events
    of the XIX Olympic Winter Games at Salt Lake City Utah.



  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Funny how one of the caption pics only displays on mobile, and the other one only displays on desktop.

    (Will this be the winning caption??)
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    The scene where Gustav Graves explains his big bang theory in the ice palace was gratefully cut from the final film.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Funny how one of the caption pics only displays on mobile, and the other one only displays on desktop.

    (Will this be the winning caption??)
    [That would be my pick so far, @mattjoes, but it's not my pic posted so I'll stand by.]


    Berry (in thought): I hope he doesn't think I have to sleep with him
    after he saved me from choking on the fig.

    Brosnan (in thought): I hope she doesn't think I have to sleep with her
    after I saved her from choking on the fig.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Brosnan: Ginger.

    Berry: Mary Ann.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    People in the background: "Noticed that those two always end up last in the Bond communities elimination games?"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Both: I hope it's not pasta again.

  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Bond and Jinx tried their best to keep straight faces while Miranda searched everywhere for where she had left her champagne.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited July 2022 Posts: 13,941

    On the set of Die Another Day. Daily safety briefing.

    Today's topic: figs.


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I tried so hard to think of another caption, but the sight of Halle Berry standing next to me in a near-backless dress kinda jinxed it.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In another timestream, Pierce Brosnan didn't get the Bond role.
    But he did star in a popular remake of Casblanca with Halle Berry.


  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I had to sleep with Cubby to get this part."
    "What? Cubby s been dead for years."
    "Yep, it was dreadful."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited July 2022 Posts: 13,941

    Waiting for Madonna to get off the set each day
    so that filming could resume soon became tiresome.
    Not least because her only scene was back at "Blades",

  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    "I had to sleep with Cubby to get this part."
    "What? Cubby s been dead for years."
    "Yep, it was dreadful. And I'm not gay, which complicated matters."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited July 2022 Posts: 13,941
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    The cardboard cutout of Halle Berry came in handy
    until the careless placement of a candle set it afire.


  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Pierce: What an ass...
    Halle: Excuse me?!
    Pierce: I mean, Lee is an idiot.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    So it worked.
    Ms. Berry's demands to be gifted the Aston Martin were answered.

    Now if she could just be present when they told Brosnan
    he was receiving that crappy red Ford Thunderbird.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    A new deal. Berry gets the T-Bird.

    And Brosnan rallies for her to come back in BOND 21.


  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »

    A new deal. Berry gets the T-Bird.

    And Brosnan rallies for her to come back in BOND 21.



    "Pierce, we have good news for you and bad news. The good news is we're bringing Halle back for Bond 21."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Halle Berry didn't appreciate having to listen to
    unseen crew members and their "meows" on set.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Berry (in thought): So, should I make that film with Steven Seagal.

    Brosnan (in thought): So, should I make that film with Steven Seagal.


  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Many great captions here, and I picked these as my favourites:

    Runner-up:
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »

    A new deal. Berry gets the T-Bird.

    And Brosnan rallies for her to come back in BOND 21.



    "Pierce, we have good news for you and bad news. The good news is we're bringing Halle back for Bond 21."

    And the winner this time around:
    mattjoes wrote: »
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    Halle Berry and Pierce Brosnan watch dumbfounded as director Lee Tamahori brings a welder to the ice palace set, because he wants "sparks to fly between Bond and Jinx".

    You re it, @mattjoes .
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Thank you. This is your next assignment.

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Well done @mattjoes, your problems are behind you now.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond hadn t cut his nails in a while.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    When it came to pollution James didn't mess around.

  • ProfJoeButcherProfJoeButcher Bless your heart
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    "Keep leaning on that tooter, Charlie, and you're gonna get a shot in the mouth!"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Don't even think about escaping. I'm Blofeld's foster brother.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googly_eyes
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    An early Michael Wilson contribution to Bond films was his idea
    to put googly eyes on the control panel behind Tiffany Case.

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