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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Don't even think about escaping. I'm Blofeld's foster brother.

    Lol! I'm not even going to try. @mattjoes, you win this round.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Okay, I will try:

    Tiffany realized a moment too late she was standing in Bond's favorite spot.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In DAF and as with many Bond Girls to come,
    Tiffany had no idea what Bond could do with his little finger.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    Connery: Sinatra called. Remember that gambling debt he graciously covered for you? You're three payments late.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Don't even think about escaping. I'm Blofeld's foster brother.

    Lol! I'm not even going to try. @mattjoes, you win this round.

    Yep, that was quick.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,813


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    So. It turned out Connery knew about her dalliance with Lazenby after all.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I have a little itch. Down there."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    When it came to places to hide the diamonds,
    the filmmakers didn't have a lot of imagination.

  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    Sean Connery retrieves the script for Spectre.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Connery chronically surprised Jill St. John with unwelcome visions of "Zardoz".
    And no less his speculation on costume choices for the project.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tiffany searched for the jewels, and got her hand caught in Bond's finger trap.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "The Japanese fisherman you slept with last night was...me. You have some explaining to do."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Connery to Jill St. John: Per my request, James Bond is gonna die in this one.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Are you all right? How many fingers?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "Oh, get over it! That is NOT what I meant when I said I was working on an old case."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,813

    To assist her understanding of the scene
    where 007 is chased across the set with astronauts,
    Connery told Jill St. John about the faked moon landing.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,813

    Connery wasn't one to hold secrets.
    He told Jill St. John it was pasta again.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I want my lipstick back.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    edited August 2022 Posts: 7,021
    Good stuff. Early on I wondered if this pic was going to yield good captions-- I was happy to have my doubts quelled.

    Favorite captions follow, with a few comments from the judging panel.


    Runner-up
    This was an eye-popping revelation to me:
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »

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    So. It turned out Connery knew about her dalliance with Lazenby after all.


    Runner-up
    This actually happened to someone I know:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "The Japanese fisherman you slept with last night was...me. You have some explaining to do."


    Winner
    You must be a pretty sick collection of minds to dream up a caption like that:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Are you all right? How many fingers?"


    Congratulations, @Thunderfinger, you're the best, you did it again, I wish you godspeed, may you survive any and all missiles aimed at whatever island you happen to visit, etc.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks a lot; @mattjoes . We all know the real winner was your own foster brother caption, but anyway:

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    the real winner was your own foster brother caption, but anyway
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Winner @Thunderfinger
    That gave me a shock.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Test footage: Sensing danger from Largo's chosen game,
    007 activates his jetpack to exit through an open skylight.

  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
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    I always liked to play in this game, but I have no idea how..... It looks interesting.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    The crowd was waiting. Domino was waiting. Largo was waiting. But Bond wasn't there anymore... "Enemy planes ahead! I'm hit! Complete engine malfunction, going down, going down! James, whatever you do, don't let the Germans achieve world domination, don't let--"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Damned Q-Branch and their joke-making!
    They said this gadget would let me drive the chair
    out of the casino and back to my hotel suite!!!

  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    "Moneypenny, tell M I'll be late to the office. I keep getting fragged by my brother's stupid friend. Eat laser fire, specturdferguson2!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,813
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    Affected by the brainwashing lights,
    whenever Bond heard the word "bezants"
    it was the trigger that always transported him
    back to Piz Gloria and in his mind he skied furiously
    to escape Blofeld and the SPECTRE horde.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond (in thought): "These are great looking joystick bases - maybe Q can make something out of them."
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  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    edited August 2022 Posts: 3,789
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    In Bond's thought (mind) "Oh, no, so here I am again, I'm afraid that SPECTRE had stolen Hugo Drax's equipments, I need Holly Goodhead this time! Domination Game? No, Largo! You're not allowed to go to space this time!"

    ......But Bond suddenly remembers.....
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    In Bond's mind again: "Yes! That's it!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,813

    The bastard at Q Branch
    that put superglue on the jetpack controls
    was gonna pay dearly!

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