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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited August 2022 Posts: 13,941
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    Bond's assignment to sit at the casino entrance
    to register known villains and henchman on his left tally counter,
    then potential, suspected adversaries on his right tally counter,
    soon became unbearably tedious.

  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    With the drone control sticks firmly in hand, Connery took aim at Cubby's mansion but could not bring himself to press the trigger.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Largo's computer game Domination was alright.
    But Bond would rather be playing Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Donkey Kong,
    Centipede, Pitfall!, Night Driver, Space Invaders, Warlords, or Breakout.
    Or Scrabble®.


  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In a free moment during filming,
    Connery pretended he was Luke Skywalker
    in the thrilling climax to Star Wars.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    DAMN YOO TRUH-BEKK!!!


  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    At times Connery drew on his experience as a milkman to assist playing a role.
    And others, he might call up his tenure operating a digger.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »

    The bastard at Q Branch
    that put superglue on the jetpack controls
    was gonna pay dearly!


    @RichardTheBruce , I have to hand this one to you as well.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Thanks @Thunderfinger. Dangers of wearing out a joke. Winning.


    Here's another.

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  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Thanks @Thunderfinger. Dangers of wearing out a joke. Winning.


    Here's another.

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    I never got to fight against Jaws, and I don't blame Roger for this!, I'm going to make my own version, oh, I also need my own version of Dolly!
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    "See, dear? There's my reflection. Now stop calling me Dracula."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Dalton didn't let the rejection of Whoopie Goldberg in a Bond Girl role
    dampen his constant casting suggestions. [All rejected by EON.]

  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,058
    Ah, yes. You will become her. My beautiful Kara, born once again, only this time, there will be no cello bows around to pierce your skull in freak accidents. The transformation will be excruciating, but all great art is. I myself am a work of art... in progress, of course! (Begins to laugh in a sinister way, then turns around to reveal hideously deformed back.)
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Fran Drescher's screen test for BOND 17
    got Dalton fired and resulted in a
    6 year pause for the franchise.
    Almost killed it.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I am James Bond. Does this look like Bond girl material? I thought not. I am beyond your league, girl. Now piss off. "
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Both, speaking at the same time: So I heard you did an adult film...

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "There you are, Fran Drescher. Now let's see Fran un-Drescher."
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Thanks @Thunderfinger. Dangers of wearing out a joke. Winning.


    Here's another.

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    The Origin of the Austin Powers Fembots

    This is the Behind the scenes footage for a Third Dalton Bond film.
    In this scene, he's with the female robot,

    Director: "One, Two, Three, Action!"
    Director: "Bond, you're going to make love with a Female robot before heading to Great Wall of China!"

    (While holding the girl, Dalton speaks inside his mind), I have a good idea, what If I call you a fembot?

    Dalton went to the stage to tell the director his idea.

    Dalton as Bond: "Sir, what If we call them Fembots, it's seem to be quite fitting"
    Director: "Oh, yes! What a Great idea!"

    That director was revealed to be Mike Myers.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Fran: Is that a Walther PPK in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Fran: Tim, did you put superglue on your hands?
    Tim: Of course not, Fran, I would never wear out that joke.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    "I am Fran Drescher. Does this look like Fran Drescher man material? I thought not. I am beyond your league, boy. Now piss off."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    QBranch wrote: »
    "There you are, Fran Drescher. Now let's see Fran un-Drescher."

    This is a winner. Would have worked even better with Connery.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Thanks mate. Been storing that one for a week or so. Nearly forgot to submit it. Happens a lot.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The disappointment was visible on her face. She wanted to be the Bros-Nan.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 2022 Posts: 13,941
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    'Listen Nena.' He held her away by the shoulders,
    roused by her presence, the smooth skin against his hands
    and the feel of the silk. 'Listen hard. Cedar is going. I am
    going. We're both vanishing. Not tomorrow, as Markus
    wants, but tonight--or in the early hours. I know some-
    thing's up, so we're going to earth here, on the ranch, until
    one of us can get clear . . .'

    'If it's you, James, don't take chances. From what I've
    heard they really have the place surrounded. Is it the
    money, perhaps? I don't know.'

    In the short silence that followed, there came the roar of a
    heavy aircraft flying low over the ranch.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Looking back at the publicity stills for BOND 17,
    it was hard to tell who the cardboard cutout was.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited September 2022 Posts: 13,941

    All attempts by Kevin McClory to re-film Thunderball
    simply proved it was not meant to be.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941

    Kevin McClory's early attempts to film his WARHEAD 2000 project
    were disrupted by George Lazenby's ribald off-camera comments.
    (Shocking to Drescher. Dalton thought they were charming.)

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Timothy Dalton was heartened by news of the Berlin Wall's demise and hopes for an end to the Cold War.
    Fran Drescher worried about its effects on the Bond franchise, and the BOND 17 production going forward.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "If you like porn, just watch this mirror for another few minutes."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Timothy Dalton tactfully showed Fran Drescher
    why she couldn't be cast in the next Bond film.

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