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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Is that it? Anyone wanna play CapCon now?

    Many thanks, @mattjoes!


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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 2023 Posts: 13,812
    Moments in Bond History:

    Daniel Craig fistbumps Neal Purvis
    (and shortly after, fellow screenwriter Robert Wade)
    to celebrate their successful inclusion of language
    in the NTTD screenplay describing Bond
    and "the missiles to his face".

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    QBranch wrote: »
    Is that it? Anyone wanna play CapCon now?

    Many thanks, @mattjoes!


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    After years in lockdown, Bond couldn't even hit another fist, or badguy, if he tried.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    Robert: Hey James! Long time no see.
    (offers fist)
    Bond: Hi, Robert. Are you related to Blofeld or Spectre?
    Robert: What?!
    Bond: Oh, how foolish of me. The nanobots that killed Blofeld and his organisation are making me paranoid. Take care!
    (bumps fist)
    Robert: You too!
    (beat)
    Robert: (on a hidden radio) Spectre #12 here, that bastard Bond just infected me, please send help! Oh, and apparently Blofeld is dead! Hello? Hello?! They never tell me anything...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,812

    In response to Dad-shaming comments in the press,
    on the street Daniel Craig delivers a gut-punch
    to television personality Piers Morgan.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    In this deleted scene from Skyfall, after Patrice's death, Bond realizes the uranium in his body has given him the ability to be magnetic to clothes. Later in the film, during the attack at Skyfall, Bond would've used this skill to get Silva and all his henchmen naked in the middle of the night, thus killing them by hypothermia.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    In this deleted scene from Skyfall, after Patrice's death, Bond is captured by the skyscraper security staff. He tells them he is a zoologist who specializes in fleas, and has just recovered a highly rare variety that he intends to take back to his lab. Here, he is seen exiting the building with the supposed flea in his hand, to the suspicious glances of a security guard.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,812

    Shortly after the release of NTTD
    signalling Craig's end in the Bond role,
    he openly reveals his loss of
    four fingers during the filming of SP.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,812


    November 2022, Daniel Craig is apprehended
    and charged as a public nuisance for his
    dancing in the Belvedere commercial.

    Evidence:
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,586
    Thug: "KEEP your hands up, honky."
    Bond: "Honky? How-- You're whiter than me!"
    Thug: "I said hunky. Now go on, get em up. And sway the hips a little."
    Bond: "Oh, alright..."
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    At the "afterparty" to Logan Lucky,
    actor Daniel Craig is confronted and
    roughed up by the cast and crew he
    mistreated while staying in character as
    "Joe Bang" during 8 weeks of filming.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    Daniel Craig was punching below his height.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,812

    Learning Krav Maga for CR
    came in handy when exiting film premieres,
    for Boxing Day sales, handling lone paparazzi,
    grocery shopping during peak hours,
    and when using the Tube.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Actor Daniel Craig emerges from
    script discussions for SP frustrated that
    THE FOURTH TIME ACROSS FOUR FILMS
    his idea to kill the Bond character
    was rejected.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,812

    16 years after his first attempt to purchase a copy,
    Daniel Craig emerges from a vintage bookshop
    still appalled by the price applied to
    a 1953 Cape first edition
    of Casino Royale.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    I win.

    (Will it work again?????)
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,812
    Congratulations @mattjoes and thanks All for playing!

    [Adding celebratory images later]
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    Nice try, but you're not hosting this round!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,812
    [So it didn't work for me after all.]
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    [Since I blew it and now we have to wait for the verdict from the real host, we should capcon some more to pass the time.]
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,812
    (How about this? To move things along maybe. And serve as a sort of beacon. Positive outlook.)

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,586
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    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    After years in lockdown, Bond couldn't even hit another fist, or badguy, if he tried.
    Cheers for the reminder chaps. Giving it to @CommanderRoss for a simple, effective response (a bit like getting your 100th booster shot, right guys?) After years in lockdown, my face would look the same.

    Congrats @CommanderRoss!

    @mattjoes Better luck next time, slughead!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Sorry guys, completely missed out on this one.

    Let's see what you can make of this one:

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited April 7 Posts: 13,812
    Initially, Brosnan failed to mirror the grace and charm of earlier Bond actors. And later.

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,812
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    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited May 30 Posts: 8,266
    Sorry to let this one slip my friends! I completely forgot about it and as the link doesn't seem to work anymore and I have no idea what was on the picture, I'll give you this one:

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    (thanks for the inspiration @RichardTheBruce )

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,812

    Spotting the latest M entering Rules,
    the oldest restaurant in London,
    a jubilant John James Bond Mason
    offered a toast in salute of MI6.

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    not bad! hoping on some more entries.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,812

    Sean Connery was known
    to mock his friend Roger Moore
    by sporting an oversized bow tie.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,586
    "Is the glass half empty or is the glass half full? Neither - it's fully full! Half liquid and half air!"

    James Bond returns in

    A VIEW TO A FILL
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