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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    *bump*
    Judging tomorrow. Still time for more brilliant entires. :-bd
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Dan:"...and that's when I asked him how the hell did he fit a donkey, 5 kegs of beer, a baby giraffe, a mexican mariachi band, a pride of caged lionesses, 18 Senators, 15 high class strippers with tassles, a Boeing 787, 5 20 inch HD TVs, a 1964 Aston, 8 ex-prison convicts, 20 hand-stitched leather armchairs, a prehistoric museum exhibit with accompanied T-Rex bone model, 2 lorries, the moderators of the MI6 Community and its members, 2,000 Civil War reenactors, and the New York Rockettes into one two story flat?!"
    (AUDIENCE CACKLES!)
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Last call.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    Ok, judgment day. Many thanks to all entries and for taking your time to enter, much obliged.
    As per, Joint 4th to all as there were some very clever witty captions there. :-bd

    But here we go:
    <b><font color=blue size = 5 face="Arial Black">3rd Place</font></b>
    <b><font size = 3 face="Arial">0BradyM0Bondfanatic7</b>
    Dan:"...and that's when I asked him how the hell did he fit a donkey, 5 kegs of beer, a baby giraffe, a mexican mariachi band, a pride of caged lionesses, 18 Senators, 15 high class strippers with tassles, a Boeing 787, 5 20 inch HD TVs, a 1964 Aston, 8 ex-prison convicts, 20 hand-stitched leather armchairs, a prehistoric museum exhibit with accompanied T-Rex bone model, 2 lorries, the moderators of the MI6 Community and its members, 2,000 Civil War reenactors, and the New York Rockettes into one two story flat?!"
    (AUDIENCE CACKLES!)

    - ... and STILL have change out of a farthing. :-j Love it.

    <b><font color=green size = 5 face="Arial Black">2nd Place</font></b>
    <b><font size = 3 face="Arial">karatemanchan37</b>
    "No it's true. Rachel is blowing me under the table right now."

    - God the visuals that gave me. >:)

    <b><font color=red size = 5 face="Arial Black">WINNER</font></b>
    <b><font size = 3 face="Arial">Steven</b>
    Dragon Tattoo spoiler: Dan: **** ** **** ** ** ***?

    - (They spoiler box didn't come up when I quoted it, so I hastily improvised.)
    Yes poor ***.
    However, I'm sure if Blomkvist had a car full of scratches and pee stains on the hood, he would have felt differently. :-w

    Over to you Steven for the win! =D>
    Take it away. <:-P
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Ironic. I can't even see what won because I'm reading TGWTDT right now, and don't want spoilers. :)>-
  • StevenSteven
    edited January 2012 Posts: 105
    Ok ladies and gents, do your worst:

    brosnanfat.jpg

    http://4pack.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/brosnanfat.jpg
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! nightmares,nightmares.

    Umm.....

    Meet Jenny Craig's Latest Spokesmen.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Ever wondered whatever happend to Vlad, the missing villain from DAD? Well Bond ate him.
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
    Posts: 1,370
    Brosnan: "I just looked at the script of CR and got to the part where you want me to wear tiny blue swim trunks...did you put that in there expecting me to walk away from the franchise and save you some money? Do you expect me to balk?"
    Babs: "No, Mr. Brosnan, I expect you to diet!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Other Guy on Boat: "Pierce, I know how you can be just like Sean Connery. Get a haircut, a toupee and quote lines from Diamonds Are Forever".
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,355
    James Bond relaxes with Vesper in Venice whilst filming Casino Royale.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "The opening of the Jinx spin-off, My Relationships Don't Seem To Last, shows a heavyset Bond pushing his small boat out sailing while on vacation after retirement. Jinx looked on from the beach, wearing the SAME EXACT orange two-piece as in DAD. Alas, this scene was cut in post production, because Brosnan became known as a diva on set, demanding such whims as 120 Kelvin water, a better toupe, some decent dialogue, and for just one decent Bond film post-1995!" ;)
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432


    brosnanfat.jpg

    'I Just don't understand why they did not retain my services, i am in the best shape of my life!'
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "Tomorrow may never die, but Pierce Brosnan might just keel over now..."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    The beachgoers around Venice Beach threw down their SPF 50 sunscreens and fled their respective tanning spots to see the rumored "beached whale" that had seemingly drifted to the shore. To their utterly inevitable yet shocked surprise, they only found Pierce Brosnan shouting something profane from his sailboat, Taffin, near the shore."
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432


    brosnanfat.jpg

    An unimpressed Jack Nicholson is mistaken for former bond star whilst on vacation!

  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    "Thunderbloat"
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432

    brosnanfat.jpg

    THE SPY WHO LOVED MEat pies!

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "It looks like Pierce Brosnan hasn't spent too much time On Her Majesty's Secret treadmill as of late..."

    OR

    "Dr. No waaay you got that unfit Pierce!"

    OR

    "Stretchmarks Are Forever."

    OR

    "Taste And Eat Pie."

    Oh this has gotten so out of hand...LOL =))
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    To Cheesecake With Love. :D
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694
    danslittlefinger wrote:
    To Cheesecake With Love. :D

    I'm ready to burst!!!
    :-)
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    The men with the golden pun's.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432

    brosnanfat.jpg

    SCARAMUNCHER!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    Unfortunately at this point, even his tailor in Panama couldn't get a suit to fit him.
    B-)

    or

    Brozzer thinks about trying the Carrick Bend and Sheepshank on Keely but finally decides on the Monkey's Fist :>
    <font size="1"=>(however she told him to get knotted)</font>
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Tim Burton's Mars bars attacks!
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Steven wrote:
    Ok ladies and gents, do your worst:

    brosnanfat.jpg

    http://4pack.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/brosnanfat.jpg


    Mister Brosnan, we've had a call from Greenpeace that we throw you back in the water

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited January 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Octoflabby?

    Moongutter?

    The Living Cellulites?

    Yeah I know, I'm, late to the party.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Licence to grill!
    the fridge is not enough!
    diet another day!
    goldenfries!

    this could go on and on Lol
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    Posts: 584
    Pierce's unorthodox way to stop the Bond writers from "fitting" in more one liners.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    @Steven is gonna have a hell of a time rooting through all these. LOL =))

    What good fun!
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