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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    I used to be in the LawnMower Man but these days I've been put out to grass

    B-)
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    Posts: 1,699
    "What do you mean my waistline has jumped the shark - I just ate it!"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    The Fatador of the Caribbean. :ar!
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    'are you training to be a Pirate Mr Brosnan?


    A-vast me stomachs!

    Pieces of Chicken Dippers!

    Shiver me Dietician!

    If you walk the plank Mister Brosnan you'll freakin' well break it!

    Nice broadside Mister Brosnan!


    oh my days #-o
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Brosnan snaps up role for Junior 2. During interview Brosnan reflects on his best performance as bond in the film fourth protocol :P
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Doctor No, you can't have any more cheeseburgers
    From McDonalds with Love
    Fishfinger
    Thunderstomach
    You Only Live Once Mr Brosnan so lay off the candy bars
    On Her Majestys Sardine Sandwiches
    Donuts are forever
    Live and Eat Pies
    The Man with the obscene stomach
    The Pies who Loved Me
    Spoon-taker
    For Your Mince Pies Only
    OctoPasties
    A View To Another Twinkie
    The Living of obesity in Daylight
    License to stuff my face with cakes
    (Golden) Eye for another take away
    Tomorrow is enough drive thru
    One more burger is not enough
    Die today if you eat anymore Mr Brosnan
    Casino Royale with cheese and all the fillings
    Quantum of Sodas

    This is evidently getting out of hand now

    Think i'll call it a night :-S
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    On his fifth Mcdonalds SuperSize Service
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Okay, chill with the Bond film fattie puns. @Steven will go insane rooting through all this, and its only the first day of the CapCon. I fear he's in for it lads. ;)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    But I was proud of The Living Cellulites.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Okay, chill with the Bond film fattie puns. @Steven will go insane rooting through all this, and its only the first day of the CapCon. I fear he's in for it lads. ;)

    Well he did ask for it with that picture ;)
    Kerim wrote:
    But I was proud of The Living Cellulites.

    Tis indeed a classic Kerim.
  • StevenSteven
    Posts: 105
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Okay, chill with the Bond film fattie puns. @Steven will go insane rooting through all this, and its only the first day of the CapCon. I fear he's in for it lads. ;)

    I'm actually quite glad it's taken off like this, being a bit of a noob you can feel left out of the convo's sometimes. Though checking them just before I go to bed and then discovering first thing the next morning that I have another 32 to look at is a bit mental.

    Keep 'em coming folks, there's been a few corkers already.
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
    Posts: 371
    brosnanfat.jpg

    Q's latest inflatable safety device didn't meet entirely with 007's approval...
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Brosnan: "I could eat a horse."
    Shipmate: "It looks like you allready have."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Commander_Skyfall wrote:
    brosnanfat.jpg

    Q's latest inflatable safety device didn't meet entirely with 007's approval...



    Mister Brosnan, we have been informed that if Mr Craig does not work out for the next picture, you can have your old job back, but we'll only be able to pay you peanuts, I'm afraid

    Sounds good to me, roasted variety in a jumbo sized bag, if you'd be so kind

    Mister Brosnan, your acting resume in not yet finished, they want you on the cast of a new movie they're doing

    sounds good, what's it called

    They're doing a remake of the Battle of the Bulge Mr Brosnan

    Mister Brosnan, people are making fun of your fat obscene belly

    Then maybe I shouldn't be standing heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee


    That is all



  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "Brosnan is ready for his next Bond film. What's the big tagline you ask??

    SUPERSIZE ME!"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    Brozzer in the Hemingway remake secretly funded by EoN:
    'The Old Sad Fat Spy Git and the Sea”



  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Live and Eat Fries
    Gorge to a Kill
    The Big Mac Affair
    The Fatador
    License to Eat
    Tomorrow Never Diets
    The Buffet is Not Enough

    oh heavens, stop me now ...!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Brosnan: "Oh lord, that curry last night is just running right through me."
  • StevenSteven
    Posts: 105
    Just giving this a bump for a final flurry of entries before I pick my winner.
  • StevenSteven
    Posts: 105
    Ok folks, really good weeks of puns (and it's taken me ages to pick a top 3 and winner).

    So without further ado:

    In 3rd place
    Kerim wrote:
    The Living Cellulites

    In 2nd place
    fire_and_ice wrote:
    An unimpressed Jack Nicholson is mistaken for former bond star whilst on vacation!

    In 1st place
    Baltimore_007 wrote:
    Casino Royale with cheese

    Congrats @Baltimore_007.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Thank you Mr Steven but I do declare that some of my earlier entries were much more deserving of victory

    In any event can I promise to continue this at a later date say tomorrow as I was looking for a suitable Bond snap to put on, but needless to say haven't found one as yet. If I'm going to have another go I would at least want to try it with something I'm happy with

    Won't be long now
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Kerim wrote:

    The Living Cellulites?
    That was a cracker!

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    fire_and_ice wrote:
    Kerim wrote:

    The Living Cellulites?
    That was a cracker!

    Thank you. This was probably the most competive caption with a lot of deserving winners we've ever had. I'm honored to place in the Top 3 and don't envy Steven for having to pick a winner from this group.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Kerim wrote:
    fire_and_ice wrote:
    Kerim wrote:

    The Living Cellulites?
    That was a cracker!

    Thank you. This was probably the most competive caption with a lot of deserving winners we've ever had. I'm honored to place in the Top 3 and don't envy Steven for having to pick a winner from this group.

    Your humility is refreshing, there were some very funny entries. great choice of caption from steven.
  • StevenSteven
    Posts: 105
    fire_and_ice wrote:
    Your humility is refreshing, there were some very funny entries. great choice of caption from steven.

    Glad you all enjoyed it. Looking forward to the next pic so I can take part again.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    I'm not much good with oustanding shots like before but in any event I found one of Tim that I decided to go with

    And off you go

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    In a live interview designed for the hearing impaired about his favorite Bond memories, Timothy Dalton explains a chance dressing room encounter with Talia Soto.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    That did raise a smile Kerim and already an early contender, plenty more to come one would imagine
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited February 2012 Posts: 886
    Dalton's shadow puppet replay of Licence to Kill took an unexpected turn when he described what Maryam D'abo really did with her cello bow.

    or

    ...”and this is the type of fist Sean used when he warned his ex wife to shape up or ship out.”

    or

    Dalton points to his fist and says, ”look Craig as Bond”
    ...chillingly lifelike.
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    Posts: 584
    Timothy attempts to show how Maryam how to play the violin.
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