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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    'Who are you calling Ginger'
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    "Who are you calling ugly?"
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    "Who are you calling Worst Bond?"
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,355
    "Who are you calling short?"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "Who are you calling Rachel"?
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,355
    "Who are you calling blond?" - That's all I've got. I'm out.
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    "Who are you calling a transvestite?! That was ONCE!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited February 2012 Posts: 14,556
    "Who are you calling a sexist, misogynist dinosaur?"

    OR

    "Oh my God- it's the Kardashians! MUST... HOLD... BACK... ANGER!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited February 2012 Posts: 2,629
    "Who are you calling Pierce"!?

    or

    "Who are you calling Bourne"!?
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited February 2012 Posts: 13,978
    "You're only supposed to blow Brosnans drawers off."
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    "That never happened to the other fella!"

    XD
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Dan as he looks at all the press surrounding him: "Mamma Mia! Here we go again...oh wait, that's Pierce's thing. Bollocks..."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Kerim wrote:
    "Who are you calling Rachel"?

    reading these in order and this one just was perfectly timed - made me laugh out loud, Kerim.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "My name is Daniel Craig, and I am a nosey neighbour."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    Daniel%20Craig1.jpg

    "Oi..listen you , I'm NOBODY'S b*tch and Tom Ford can kiss my arse". [-X
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
    edited March 2012 Posts: 2,632
    Benny wrote:
    Daniel%20Craig1.jpg

    ''I am not having a sex scene with Dame Judi Dench and Barbara Broccoli!" [-(
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,129
    What a fantastic number of submissions for this one. I'm highly impressed, and geuninely amused by so many of these.
    Judging will be tomorrow, so get those last minute entries in now.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    ”Hey Benny, you'd better bloody pick me as the winner or else I'll crease ya...” >:/

    or

    "I'm f***ing 44 not 54 you git"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,129
    Okay time to announce the winners.

    In third place @JWESTBROOK

    QUICK, pull my finge-- oops. Too late.

    In second place, with a 'stella' contribution @MajorDSmythe

    "My name is Daniel Craig, and I am a nosey neighbour."

    But in first place @Samuel001

    "Who are you calling short?"

    As I said, so many of these amused me, but Sams simple yet effective one tickled me.
    Congrats Sam and over to you.
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited March 2012 Posts: 13,355
    Wow, thanks @Benny! The next picture is:

    123707-frederika.jpg

    I'm not sure how this will go, so surprise me! It could be quite a challenge.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Dan: "That's right Dan, just keep it casual. Give the camera a wink or two, form that class A grin, and keep moving that right hand. We are nearly in Booby Zone!"

    OR

    Dan(under his breath): "Eva, if this photographer wasn't here, I would do things to you that I would feel uncomfortable sharing with my mother..."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Dan: "Rachel! Umm...It's not what it looks like! Ok, well maybe it does..."
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    Daniel - 'when you said a photo shoot between the sheets, I definitely wasn't thinking THIS'
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Eva: "I feel something poking into my back again. Wait...Dan! Not again!"
    Dan: "Sorry Eva, but I always get a RISE out of photoshoots!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited March 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Eva: "Dan, how are you doing this without your little finger"?

    Dan: "So that's where my Walther PPK disappeared to".


    Daniel%20Craig1.jpg
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    Posts: 1,699
    Good choice, benster - always loved the cosy-looking images from this particular photoshoot... :)


    123707-frederika.jpg

    Eva's pussy - er, sorry, doggy - just out of shot...

  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    When Craig realized that Eva liked to sleep drunk on balconies, he was smitten. :x
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "As if we all weren't jealous of Dan already, he's seen here wearing a cheeky grin and looking Eva Green with envy."

    OR

    "Who says it isn't easy being green? Eva Green that is."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "Eva, would you mind movinng as I have a slight stiffness coming on... in the knee."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    The 007 knitwear collection proved to be immune to stains and tears. :>
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