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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Lazenby.Lazenby.
    Posts: 50
    Good old Rog echoes our sentiments upon hearing that David Arnold shan't be returning....
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    RogerMooreMic.jpg
    Interviewer: "Will Brozzer be there for the Bond 50th anniversary shindig?"
    Rog: "Does it look like I give a damn?"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "I've just found this out, and it's made me so giddy. It is my pleasure to announce that it is @DaltonCraig007's big 21st Birthday today, and on account of his birthday you shall all get on your knees and praise him!"
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    *Roger claps* "Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday James Boooond, Happy Birthday tooo Yoooou..."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    edited March 2012 Posts: 5,634
    For Die Another Day we had the Invisible Car,

    Now for Skyfall - an Invisible beach ball
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    Posts: 1,699
    Press conference hack: "So tell us, Rog, how long really was that dildo Grace Jones brought to bed with her for that love scene in A View To Kill..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2012 Posts: 14,680
    Great comments so far, guys :D
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Roger(to himself): "I know for bloody certain this picture is going to end up on the MI6 Community, and there will come with it scores of 'how long is it?' jokes. Bollocks, you've really done it now...WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! CAN'T A MAN TALK TO HIMSELF IN PEACE WITHOUT BE LAUGHED AT?!"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,999
    "She opened that robe to reveal the biggest dildo i'd ever seen, it was a woppa.... this big."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    The man with the Invisible pumpkin

    For Your Eyes Only - an invisible baguette

    A View to an Invisible (whatever invisible thing you want to include)


    Getting desperate now X_X


    How about -

    'No No, I said sometimes as James Bond, I had a lousy Time between by hands'


    oh well, all attempts count I suppose :-<
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "No one knows how to raise the roof quite like Sir Rog, and damn them all to try."

    OR

    "Stick-em up if you think Sean Connery is the best James Bond!"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Judging soon? :)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2012 Posts: 14,680
    Yep- I'll give it a couple more hours and then I'll announce the winners. Get in while you can, folks. :D
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "I'll tell you, Madeline Smith's bazoongas were THIS big, each! Quite a sight to see I'd say. If I had to give a measurement, they were each about the size of 1/4 of Madonna's ego."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "And now for my final trick, I will catch my own dentures blinfolded".
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    ”My salary for Bond could fit in a bag this big...but let's face it, I was camper than a vicar's handshake”.
  • VirageVirage
    edited March 2012 Posts: 1,856
    "Then Maude said 'Roger it can't have grown that much since '74"'
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    Righty-o, guys- once again it's time to announce the winners. All good entries, but these ones really amused me:

    4th Place ties:

    @Baltimore_007
    For Die Another Day we had the Invisible Car,

    Now for Skyfall - an Invisible beach ball

    @danslittlefinger
    ”My salary for Bond could fit in a bag this big...but let's face it, I was camper than a vicar's handshake”.

    @St_George
    Press conference hack: "So tell us, Rog, how long really was that dildo Grace Jones brought to bed with her for that love scene in A View To Kill..."

    *shudder* X_X

    3rd Place:

    @Baltimore_007
    'Tanya Roberts said I was this big in the shower'

    Of all the penis references, this one was short and sweet.

    2nd Place:

    @Virage
    I'm the next M. SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!

    I like this idea.

    1st Place:

    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
    "No one knows how to raise the roof quite like Sir Rog, and damn them all to try."

    Well said, 0Brady! Take it away! \:D/
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Thank you @QBranch for the lovely honor, and to @danslittlefinger for the friendly correspondence. I will have a picture within the next 24 hours! /:)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
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    Alright, have at it ladies and gents! I can't wait to see the jokes made about this beauty in a week's time. ;)
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Your a much better ride than Jinx! =))
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited March 2012 Posts: 13,999
    "Brosnans log, star date..."
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited March 2012 Posts: 5,745
    HAHA^ two great entries. Hmm..

    'Dear diary,

    That itch we discussed has become so irresistible. You've no idea what lengths I've gone to concealing my scratching. '

    or

    'Title: James Bond 007 in:The Stallion of Scotland'
    Brosnan gets into character as he writes his new film on James bond in 17th century Scotland. "Bond rides into YeBlofeld's granary..."

    or

    'James Bond, stiff-ass Brit.'
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
    Posts: 371
    Brozzer began to suspect that the online auction he'd won for a genuine Harry Potter broomstick may have been a con....
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Oh man these are already too hard to choose from! Keep the laughs rolling everyone! =))
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,999
    "Uh Keely, you might wanna come and see this..."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2012 Posts: 12,480
    Pierce Brosnan is going out on a limb writing his tell-all autobiography. Here he is thinking, "Hmm. What can I say about that awful Jinx character that hasn't been said already on MI6...?"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    After spending the night with Denise Richards, Pierce woke up attached to this wooden log. The annoying part isn't so much walking around with it or sitting down, but Denise somehow transmitting termites to Pierce.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    'Maybe I shouldn't be sitting heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere -'

    'Playing James Bond was as easy as falling off a -'

    'People said I did sometimes stick out a bit'

    'The wood is not enough'

  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    edited March 2012 Posts: 2,635
    "...So this is why all my Bond films has sex scenes..."
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