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Pierce: "Ah...no..."
Puppet: "Well, the rules are that you have to take a shot every time you want to strangle Jinx, kill Bond, have the movie end, bring back Martin Campbell, kill Madonna, or even throw yourself over a cliff."
Pierce: "But...that's all the time!"
Puppet: "Exactly!"
Pierce: "Well in that case I'll save myself the time and just take it all now."
*SPLASH*
Muppet: I don't know Pierce. What's green and slimy?
Pierce: Denise Richards' *BLEEP!*
It's the Brosnan show!-
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights,
It's time to soak Pierce Brosnan on the muppet show tonight-
It's time to wipe of makeup,
It's wrong to dress up right,
It's time to bring down the curtain on the Brosnan Bond tonight -
Why did you choose to be Bond,
I'll guess we'll never know,
It's like a kind of torture,
To have to watch you go,
Now let's not get things started,
Although you want things started,
It's time to get things started,
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Brosnanial, This - is - what - we call - a - Bad - James - Bond!
(Gonzo blows trumpet)
Brosnan start's rival bond series after axe from Eon productions. The first movie is called 'The world will have to be enough... and you are not even getting that' miss piggy is rumoured to be playing the female lead a character called Pork Scratchings.
Brosnan: waiter will i be getting any chip's to go with this fish... GULP!
Or
This is how i prepare for my fire eating trick, i drink a litre of pure gasoline.
3rd place:
All your entries made me smile @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 but the sheer quantity of DAD insults secured this one a place in the top three.
2nd place:
Nice twist on Bond's classic line @4EverBonded, great job!
...and for a child of the 70's the sheer nostalgic joy of the Muppet's theme means a well deserved win for:
Congratulations @Baltimore_007, brilliant job, over to you.
Don't think I can get a new one up tonight, so chances are it will have to be tomorrow, sorry for any inconveniences etc, will get done as soon as able, bear with me, should be done very soon so no panic
Right-o. :-bd
Why the long face, let's see some answers now
OR
"Roger, about that robe. Aladdin just called. He wants his magic carpet back."