BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • edited May 2012 Posts: 1,310
    Well ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to judge. Believe me, this was no easy task; there were some great zingers!

    3rd Place:
    "Loreal, because you're with it." *ping*

    2nd Place:
    "If YOU even think about throwing another lemon at me or try to break me and Sally Field up again, I will shoot you dead...do you understand me, Mrs Doubtfire?"

    1st Place:

    **** you.
    I laughed at a lot of them, but it was you @BritishChap007 who made me bellow the loudest. (Especially because when it was first posted it was uncensored!) A congratulations to all the finalists and to all who participated! A lot of good stuff there.

    Over to you @BritishChap007!
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 886
    Calling @britishchap007 are you out there?
    If we don't hear from you in 48 hrs then over to the runner up @Signed_By_RogerMoore. ;)
  • Well having PM'd @britishchap007 and no answer I'm handing it over to @Signed_By_RogerMoore.
    Over to you Sir. :)
  • This should keep you entertained for the following week...judging commences on Tuesday 15th May. Have fun :)

    002BTR_Roger_Moore_002.jpg
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Sir Rog: "This is what I'm going to do to you tonight my little masculine minx...But I do hope you're bigger down there than this...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Rog: "Let's fry these sausages and I'll tell you the secrets of the world."
  • Moore shows he has Daniel Craig p*nis envy. /:)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited May 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Rog: "If you find me tonguing this sausage arousing, wait until you see what I can do with my little toe. Yes, I said little toe. Little fingers are yesterday's news..."
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 886
    A sloshed Moore = Pork Karaoke: "MAMA MIA! HERE I GO AGAIN, AH AH..." \:D/
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2012 Posts: 2,629
    "Yes laddie, Grace Jones had a much bigger sausage link".
  • The Haitian Kananga Finger Buffet was a hit with Moore...
    (until he realized they were actually fingers) :-&
  • Posts: 1,856
    "My Susage, you wan' it? YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!"
  • Posts: 5,634
    Fat Guy - 'You know Roger, I always had you down as the worst Bond ever'

    Moore - 'Fork off'


  • SJK91 wrote:
    1st Place:

    **** you.
    I laughed at a lot of them, but it was you @BritishChap007 who made me bellow the loudest. (Especially because when it was first posted it was uncensored!) A congratulations to all the finalists and to all who participated! A lot of good stuff there.

    Over to you @BritishChap007!

    Damn. I finally won one of these and missed it. :'(

    And I didn't get the PM for some inexplicable reason.

    Ah well. Such is life. Thank you for the honor SJK91.
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 886
    SJK91 wrote:
    1st Place:

    **** you.
    I laughed at a lot of them, but it was you @BritishChap007 who made me bellow the loudest. (Especially because when it was first posted it was uncensored!) A congratulations to all the finalists and to all who participated! A lot of good stuff there.

    Over to you @BritishChap007!

    Damn. I finally won one of these and missed it. :'(

    And I didn't get the PM for some inexplicable reason.

    Ah well. Such is life. Thank you for the honor SJK91.

    I have the PM copy I sent you but sorry it apparently wasn't received....the message was on this thread too to cover all bases.
    ;) .When a person enters this they do have a due diligence to check the results within the week also.
    I'm sure though with your fantastic entries to date you'll win one again very soon or if I happen to win, whatever is sooner, I'll be happy to pass it to you.
    Many thanks.
  • SJK91 wrote:
    1st Place:

    **** you.
    I laughed at a lot of them, but it was you @BritishChap007 who made me bellow the loudest. (Especially because when it was first posted it was uncensored!) A congratulations to all the finalists and to all who participated! A lot of good stuff there.

    Over to you @BritishChap007!

    Damn. I finally won one of these and missed it. :'(

    And I didn't get the PM for some inexplicable reason.

    Ah well. Such is life. Thank you for the honor SJK91.

    I have the PM copy I sent you but sorry it apparently wasn't received....the message was on this thread too to cover all bases.
    ;) .When a person enters this they also have a due diligence to check the results within the week.
    I'm sure though with your fantastic entries to date you'll win one again very soon or if I happen to win, whatever is sooner, I'll be happy to pass it to you.
    Many thanks.

    Not to worry my good man, no hard feelings. I know the rules and appreciate their practicality. Life had other plans, unfortunately.

    You can keep your forthcoming win, as well. Thank you for your too generous offer (as well as for your overly kind words on my sub-par attempts at humor)

    As for the matter at hand:

    Sir Rog: I'm sexy....and I know it.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    The weiner is not enough.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "I'm too sexy for this link, too sexy for this link, so sexy that I wear pink".
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "There's nothing quite like a thick skinless sausage"
  • Sir Rog: Well, since a stunt went wrong on the set of TSWLM, I've been able to unhook my.....never mind, have a sausage!
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 555
    Sir Rog's Bond: So Anya shoots the top off the champagne, looks at me like this, and....
  • The Man with the Golden Chipolata.
  • Wow...am impressed with the quality of humour so far!

    Keep it up and keep the contributions flowing :)
  • Posts: 5,634
    Fork Your Eyes Only

    or

    'I think you were the wurst Bond ever'

    Moore - 'Go fork yourself'
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited May 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "Cause Oscar Mayer wiener has a way with R-O-G-E-R -M-O-O-R-E"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2012 Posts: 2,629
    "And this is what I did to Daniel Craig's little finger at the Casino Royale premeire. In retrospect though, I wished I had seen the film first. To this day, I can't get the bad taste out of my mouth from that incident".
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,129
    "I'm sorry, did you say Blofeld or blow...never mind. That's the wurst idea I've had."
  • Posts: 5,634
    This should keep you entertained for the following week...judging commences on Tuesday 15th May. Have fun :)

    002BTR_Roger_Moore_002.jpg

    'Tanya Roberts said I was this big in the shower', 'I thought I'd make her eat her words, but she hasn't turned up, keep a look out while I snaffle this myself'
    ....................

    'And then when I finished as Bond, work was hard to come by, but I did find a job on a Punch and Judy stall - Sausages!'

  • Moore: ”Go on...bite the other end”..... :>
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