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3rd Place:
2nd Place:
1st Place: I laughed at a lot of them, but it was you @BritishChap007 who made me bellow the loudest. (Especially because when it was first posted it was uncensored!) A congratulations to all the finalists and to all who participated! A lot of good stuff there.
Over to you @BritishChap007!
If we don't hear from you in 48 hrs then over to the runner up @Signed_By_RogerMoore. ;)
Over to you Sir. :)
(until he realized they were actually fingers) :-&
Moore - 'Fork off'
Damn. I finally won one of these and missed it. :'(
And I didn't get the PM for some inexplicable reason.
Ah well. Such is life. Thank you for the honor SJK91.
I have the PM copy I sent you but sorry it apparently wasn't received....the message was on this thread too to cover all bases.
;) .When a person enters this they do have a due diligence to check the results within the week also.
I'm sure though with your fantastic entries to date you'll win one again very soon or if I happen to win, whatever is sooner, I'll be happy to pass it to you.
Many thanks.
Not to worry my good man, no hard feelings. I know the rules and appreciate their practicality. Life had other plans, unfortunately.
You can keep your forthcoming win, as well. Thank you for your too generous offer (as well as for your overly kind words on my sub-par attempts at humor)
As for the matter at hand:
Sir Rog: I'm sexy....and I know it.
Keep it up and keep the contributions flowing :)
or
'I think you were the wurst Bond ever'
Moore - 'Go fork yourself'
'Tanya Roberts said I was this big in the shower', 'I thought I'd make her eat her words, but she hasn't turned up, keep a look out while I snaffle this myself'
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'And then when I finished as Bond, work was hard to come by, but I did find a job on a Punch and Judy stall - Sausages!'