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TWO DANS!!!! Babs was oogerling
Dan: "Oh, give me a break. You don't know anything about hardship. I'm the one who had to wear those blue swimming trunks."
Double your pleasure, double your fun!. ;)
(Showing my age - I think that was a chewing gum commercial in the (60's or 70's that used twins ...)
Dan: "... damn you, Dan Double."
Check out the size of mine Danny boy?!!!!!! ;)
STUNT DAN: .... Yeah, why?
DAN: Well, there's two sides to that coin you know!
....we just call him The Stig..... ;)”
That's that off my mind....
Great entries, this is going to hard...
Got anymore entries in you? :D
Stunt Double: "Damn, Dan, that last stunt really looked like hell."
Dan: "They didn't tie the harness right. It is wrapped around my...my...my "little soldier".
Stunt Double: "Ah-"
Dan: "Oh, don't you say one bloody word, I muffed my words!"
Stunt Double: "No worries mate. You're the one that called it "little" after all."
Dan double - "Why don't you get on your knees and pray for it...and don't forget the knee pads."
Craig - "By the way, you're trousers are up to high."
Or...
Dan double - "Rachel said she was having some...problems with...ummm...Well anyway, you be her and show me what's going wrong."
DAN: Dan double, could you fill in with Rachel for me tonight, I really want to go a round with Berenice!
DOUBLE: I'll do more that fill in, I'll fill her up.
Okay, that might have been a little inappropriate, but heck!
:)) =)) NICE one!!! XD
Honourable mentions to all runners up and a free massage with Berenice Marlohe...so there, how'z about that then? >:)
<b><font color=green size = 4 face="Arial Black">6th Place</font></b>
@kerim
"Hey Dan, you know what"?
"What Dan"?
"If we work together, do you know what we could do"?
"No, what Dan"?
"FOUR LITTLE FINGERS"!
"Whoa Dan, that just blew my mind".
"Hey Dan, I'm going to see if I can find Rachel".
"You the man Dan"
- Two Dans, four fingers and three o's - sounds like a Two Ronnies sketch to me. ;)
<b><font color=orange size = 4 face="Arial Black">5th Place</font></b>
@0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
Stunt Double: "Dan, we've had to reshoot this stunt for hours now. Your knees must be sore."
Dan: "Not as much as your sister's."
- This one (as all of your entries) was spit-take worthy, (as I'm sure is his sister). ^:)^
<b><font color=blue size = 4 face="Arial Black">4th Place</font></b>
@4EverBonded
From onlooker on the scene, standing next to cameraman (okay, or Babs):
Double your pleasure, double your fun!.
- Yes, I bet Daniel squeezes some juicy fruit every night. Git. :-<
<b><font color=purple size = 4 face="Arial Black">3rd Place</font></b>
@benny
Dan double - "Rachel said she was having some...problems with...ummm...Well anyway, you be her and show me what's going wrong."
- Yeah baby!!!!! :>
<b><font color=brown size = 4 face="Arial Black">2nd Place</font></b>
@virage
This is the result of a Martini before bed time.
- So how come I don't see two Berenice's? :(
(*)<b><font color=red size = 6 face="Arial Black">WINNER</font></b> (*)
@MajorDSmythe
Dan Double: "Look at you, you're a dwarf. They're never gonna believe that i'm your double."
- Naaah...dwarves are bigger. :D
Well over to you Sir. :-bd
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8ol4BNNJgcc/TPMMYy4SXqI/AAAAAAAAAk0/uEVzZquoakM/s1600/diamonds-are-forever.jpg
I don't think we've had that one before, so let's see what you all can come up with.
"Are you ladiesshhh familar with the menage a trois?"
OR
Sean: "Oh, ladieshh, that washh wonderful! Now I know why they call you Bambi and Thumper."
or
Don't makesh me shlap you underwater.
or
I'm sheeing too many bubblesh ladiesh, nowsh gets backsh down shthere and make me smhile.
or
Now Bambi and Sthumpher, whysh am I thesh only one shwearing white? I'll tell yoush why. Becausesh my chesth ish shexier than either of yoursh chesths.
"Eenie meenie minie moe, which one of you ladieshh ishh going down below. Shhorry love, it'shhh you."
"I alwaysshhh thought I washhh a virgo, Turnsshh out I'm a libra." ;)
Connery - 'I asked them if they'd like me to do another six Bond movies, they told me to go soak my head - I thought i'd take it out on somebody
Splish splash, takingsh a bash, long aboutsh a saturday night..
'Water bad Bond I am now'
or
Michael Flately called...he wants his Riverdance togs back.