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"Q? It's Bond. Remember that 'adaptive camouflage [cloaking] system' you once invented? Yeah, I'm gonna need one on humans...can you also bring it down to the size of my swim trunks too? And yes, I'm afraid I'm going to need wear-and-tear protection as well..."
and
"Hello? Is that my agent? I'm filming a L'Oreal ad - have you seen my cowboy beach friends? And my horse...?"
http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA6007
The man with the Dragon Tattoo - on his pants
Dragon 'nother day
'These Bond return talks are dragon on'
'I am a sexist misogynist dragon'
'I have just dragon three Vodka Martinis'
'I just came out for a quick bite, I am dragon-la'
'I'm just dragon my ass across the beach for some exercise'
Keely: "Oh, not again..."
Brosnan: "RACHEL, I'VE GOTTA STOP THE JOKER!!!"
Keely: "Honey, we talked about this-"
Brosnan: "GOTHAM NEEDS US, I'LL BRING THE BATPOD UP THE DRIVEWAY!!!"
Keely: "Darling, this has to-"
Brosnan: "HARVEY IS ON A KILLING SPREE, AND HE HAS TO BE STOPPED! HE IS DECIDING WHO LIVES AND DIES BY THE FLIP OF HIS COIN, AND NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!!"
Keely: "Oh, yeah, a coin huh? Well, what do you think the chance is of you having sex with me tonight?"
Brosnan: "IT'S PROB-...I mean, it, ah...probably isn't too good right now..."
Still hilarious, though. Keep it up, everyone.
Brosnan: "So I live to diet another day?"
"Hello...I'm gonna need wax...lots of wax."
Or
Brozzer -"Hey Rog, what do you think of Daniel Craig? I mean come on he's always pouting, and way to tough...Rog..."
Dan Craig -"Ummm Pierce, this is Dan. I think you dialled the wrong number mate."
Brozzer -"Crap...ummm...uhhhhh...prank call."
Agent (thinking to themselves) :*Christ, old and grey more like* 8-|
(Die) Another day and deeper in roaming coverage.
This should be up there somewhere... Damn funny =))
I believe I've got a good one, this will be my last entry on this, It is worth a try
(Brosnan) - 'Keely - It's me, I'm down on the sands.... I'm just getting some drinks ordered...... would you like to have "Sex On The Beach"?'
(Smith) - 'No, thanks, last time I looked ...... I think I've got a headache'
Fifth Place
Now I still enjoy his career, but this was still pretty funny!
Fourth Place
I didn't understand until I clicked the link, and it was worth it.
Third Place
I played this entire scenario out in my head and loved it. Hilarious.
Second Place
I can only hope he and Keely are speaking mutually on this.
And finally, very simplistic yet incredibly funny:
First Place
Congratulations to those who made the Top Five, and again, thanks to everyone for entering. Over to you, @BondWillReturn!
so I almost accidently found this great picture of our current Bond, Daniel Craig...
Or is that Superman? I'm a little confused :D
Anyway: Have your go at it, and have fun!
"AND I'M FREE, FREE FALLIN'!!!"
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Dan to Babs: "No, I won't do this stunt with my bloody shirt off!"
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"I SAID NO, I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THESE MUDDY SNEAKERS ANY LONGER! NO! NO!"