BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • 'Damn! I shouldn't have been watching Aliens when they called to say 'The Queen wants you'
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Bond: "I knew they were shooting for someone new to play M, but they really winged it with this one."
  • 006006
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    Dan to himself ...On Her Majesty's Secret Service ....I'd rather be On Her Majesty's Silk Sheets, ...dam I love older women ....
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    Queen - 'Ah, Bond, come this way, I have a job for you'

    Craig - 'Very good Your Majesty, I knew you would let me open the Olympics, must say I knew you wouldn't let me down, such an honor'

    Queen - 'No no, Mister Bond, one's corgi has done a shit on one's royal carpet. Get that scoop there's a good boy'

    Craig - 'You can stick your Knighthood ma'am'
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Queen - 'Ah, Bond, come this way, I have a job for you'

    Craig - 'Very good Your Majesty, I knew you would let me open the Olympics, must say I knew you wouldn't let me down, such an honor'

    Queen - 'No no, Mister Bond, one's corgi has done a shit on one's royal carpet. Get that scoop there's a good boy'

    Craig - 'You can stick your Knighthood ma'am'

    I can't breathe right now. That is too damn hilarious.
  • edited August 2012 Posts: 886
    Mr Bond experiences the Royal We....
    it's's all over his damn shoes.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Now, Mr. Bond, I know you're a world-renown 00 agent, and are involved in highly classified global events, but I hope you've honed in on the one skill I need you for today: wiping. And I'm not talking about the Corgi's..."
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    I may have to retire? The Bond leading ladies are so much more maturer nowadays! :O
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited August 2012 Posts: 40,976
    Bond: "I really hope she doesn't notice the Corgi carcass matted into the carpet back there. Who knew they were such humpers?"
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    "Excuse me ma'am, but your corgis had made a big Thunderball over here."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Eyes to yourself, Danny, eyes to yourself. Stay focused, play it cool, she'll never know you think she looks incredibly hot in pink. Must...stay...focused."
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    The Latest bond girl prepares for the final scene....
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Dan, muttering to himself: "Always has to go first: first in the shower, first down to breakfast, first out of the palace, first out of the helicopter ... "
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    'Come back with one of my socks'
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited August 2012 Posts: 13,355
    As Bond followed Her Majesty, the Queen was ready for Mr. Bond to do his thing. She'd already taken off her underwear!
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    Craig - 'I've just stolen some Ferrero Rocher from the royal kitchens, don't suppose the miserable old bat will even notice'
  • Judging pls. :D
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    Craig - 'Tell me ma'am, does Prince Philip still get it up you'
  • edited August 2012 Posts: 886
    Bond does it doggy style.
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    It's been over a week!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Lizzie: "Gosh, these andriods are almost lifelike."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited August 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Just trying to keep the Olympic Spirit going folks.

    OK, it is time to announce winner. Honestly, the first thing that popped in my mind was:

    Dan (to himself): Must keep little finger to myself. Must keep little finger to myself.

    But since everyone took the high road, here are your winners.

    The aluminum foil medal for 6th place goes to all participants.

    The copper penny/pence award for 5th palce goes to:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    "Excuse me ma'am, but your corgis had made a big Thunderball over here."

    Ew, that's worse than the corgi flashing its Goldeneye.

    The iron vitamin pill for 4th place goes to:
    'Don't look at her arse, don't look at her arse...'

    Hmm, guess there was somewhat of a little finger reference.

    The bronze toilet pipe award for third place goes to:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "Keep it cool, keep it cool, you're James Bond, you're suave, you're stealthy at times, she'll never know if you decide to kick one of these little dogs down the hall."

    Right idea, but the wrong corgi.

    The silver plated soup spoon for 2nd place goes to:
    Queen - 'Ah, Bond, come this way, I have a job for you'

    Craig - 'Very good Your Majesty, I knew you would let me open the Olympics, must say I knew you wouldn't let me down, such an honor'

    Queen - 'No no, Mister Bond, one's corgi has done a shit on one's royal carpet. Get that scoop there's a good boy'

    Craig - 'You can stick your Knighthood ma'am'

    Craig stays with Fleming tradition. Well done Dan.


    And the Gold Crayon Prize and winning entry for this week is:

    SJK91 wrote:
    Craig and the Queen have just had a lovely, romantic date together. As Daniel escorts the Queen back to her royal home, a few thoughts race through his mind:

    Dan's thoughts: Okay, Danny, this is it. This is the moment I'm gonna kiss her. But how should I do it? Should I say something before I do it? Maybe something like, 'I left something back at the restaurant.' She'll say, 'what'? And THAT'S when I'll kiss her!! No, no, no that's so stupid! Think, Daniel, think!


    Congratulations SJK for such a brilliant entry. Look forward to seeing the next picture.



  • edited August 2012 Posts: 886
    Kerim wrote:
    Just trying to keep the Olympic Spirit going folks.

    OK, it is time to announce winner. Honestly, the first thing that popped in my mind was:

    Dan (to himself): Must keep little finger to myself. Must keep little finger to myself.

    Now why didn't I think of that *shakes fist at screen*
  • edited August 2012 Posts: 1,310
    Good lord, you must be joking @Kerim! Thank you very much!

    Here's a nice photo of Danny and his girl for all of you:
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    Dan looking better than ever, no? Take it away, folks!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2012 Posts: 14,584
    Okay, this is a tricky one.
    "M, I've found the hard drive- as well as the culprit, and I'm bringing them both in now. You'll never guess who took it. They were right under my nose..."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Dan: "Elizabeth's were much firmer".
  • Daniel's reaction after yet another visit with Rachel's In-Laws.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    edited August 2012 Posts: 2,635
    - Before this, i'd want to thank @Kerim for chosing my quote to be one of the chosen ones in the top 5 :) -

    Rachel: Sorry Bond, i didn't mean to kiss him...

    Dan: Shut up and let's go. *cries*
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Man in background: *WHISTLES* BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!
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    Dan tries to do the Roger.
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