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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2012 Posts: 14,680
    MV5BMjEwMzk4MTMzOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDIxMTcyNA@@.jpg?1336834097
    Car surfing past his church didn't stop wannabe stuntman from colliding with the semi.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,999
    "Repent your sins, I am your god. Worship meeeeeeeee..." *crash*
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
    Posts: 2,107
    "Get to the choppa! The Holy Craig's coming!"
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    edited August 2012 Posts: 816
    A deleted scene from Casino Royale shows Daniel Craig shooting Pierce Brosnan in the leg in front of the Church of Quantum, however when the actor demanded the next film be called 'Quantum of Brosnan' the scene was cut.

    OR

    'I just pissed my pants, and there's nothing any of you can do about it!'

    OR

    'This is madness!!'
    'Madness?!, THIS..... IS..... BROSNAN!'

    OR

    The newely founded Christian Church of Christian Bale was disturbed yesterday morning when an elderly inebriated man who climbed up on a car and started screaming 'LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FRIENDS HAVE BALED!'
    When arrested he was also quoted as saying 'I'm the hero the Bond Franchise needs, but not the one it deserves!'
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,999
    "Yes I may have a beard like an obeese badger, an unbearable air of self satisfaction and in my younger days I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag, but I was loved dammit."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2012 Posts: 12,480
    "There she is again: get Halle away from me! My Bond career was jinxed from the moment she stepped on the set!"
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    "HELLLP! Some Blonde douchebag glued me to this car! HELLLP"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited August 2012 Posts: 2,629
    I have been saved my brothers. I have been to the depths of hell. I have acted alongside Teri Hatcher, Denise Richards, Hall Berry and worst of all, Madonna. I've looked into evil's eyes my brothers and knew that I would confined to eternal damnation if I continued down this road. But now my brothers I have been resurrected. For you see my brothers...

    Mamma Mia, here I go again.
  • TheBondFanTheBondFan
    Posts: 822
    "Stop the car, for I am JESUS!!!"................"oh, wait. that would be Connery" *sigh*
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Man, I hate to cut this caption short. So many great entries. If it isn't a problem to anyone, I would like to extend it just a bit longer, and judge it Sunday night.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    Permission granted :D
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    Posts: 584
    "This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow...!"

    "CGI THIS TAMAHORI!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "Stop! You don't share my religious beliefs? THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEREEEEEE!"

    OR

    "Wait, let me finish up the next few romcom's I have on my schedule, and then we'll get back to filming this."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Last call ladies and gents, and what a blast it has been. Judging late tomorrow!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "Make way, ladies and gentlemen, Tom Cruise is exiting the building!"
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Brosnan - 'I do not have a poisoned mind', 'I was the best James Bond'
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Judging in mere hours. Time to get those last minute punchlines in!
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    The new 'Brosnan-Mia' car alarm proves very effective!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited September 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Alright, time to pick the winner for what has been for me, one of the best BondCapCons I have ever seen. Honorable mentions go to the scores of brilliant entries that were posted this week. To kick it off...

    In third place we have @QBranch with his hilarious biblical entry:
    QBranch wrote:
    Brosnan preached: "...and then, using Moses and his staff, Jehovah parted the CGI Sea- and Bond fans across the Earth were grateful for all eternity."

    In second place @BondWillReturn's two gut-punchers stand tall and mighty:
    BondWillReturn wrote:
    "HELLLP! Some Blonde douchebag glued me to this car! HELLLP"
    BondWillReturn wrote:
    'I just pissed my pants, and there's nothing any of you can do about it!'

    And in first place, @Kerim is back in a return win with:
    Kerim wrote:
    I have been saved my brothers. I have been to the depths of hell. I have acted alongside Teri Hatcher, Denise Richards, Hall Berry and worst of all, Madonna. I've looked into evil's eyes my brothers and knew that I would confined to eternal damnation if I continued down this road. But now my brothers I have been resurrected. For you see my brothers...

    Mamma Mia, here I go again.

    AND
    Kerim wrote:
    Christ compels you to do a painface.

    Congrats to you @Kerim for your continual hilarity across the board. =D> We may have to wait a day or two for your return, so we'll let this rest for a minimal time.

  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Okay 24 hours and the floor is opened. (I PM'ed him yesterday)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Oh right, he was in the middle of something and would be absent a bit ... he is funny; I hope he can pick this one up for us.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    QBranch wrote:
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    Car surfing past his church didn't stop wannabe stuntman from colliding with the semi.

    There goes my career!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    @Rougeagent

    Your a little late.
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Okay no Kerim, right the show must go on. To celebrate a certain end of a 70-year old drought, let's join Sean at the tennis.

    jbbr_sc_am_usopen_set08_2012-5.jpg

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2012 Posts: 14,680
    Sir Sean didn't seem to give a damn how conspicuous his x-ray specs were at the women's tournament.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    jbbr_sc_am_usopen_set08_2012-5.jpg

    "Better dussshht off the old wig. If thish Craig chap ballshh thish one up, they want me back. Sean Connery, licenshhhed to shag!"



  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Sean Connery stars in the remake of The Man With The Golden Gun (set for release in 2014) He did, however, get a little ticklish when Nic Nac pushed a gun in his back.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Virage wrote:
    @Rougeagent

    Your a little late.

    :)) oops! Who is Rougeagent? I am English not French? ;)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    No problem carrying on folks. I only just got my internet up at my new place last night. Thank you for the nod Virage.

    Let's see if I've lost a step.



    "I shaid I wanted to shee Maria Shharapova's pushy galore, not Sherena Williamshs".
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited September 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Sean: "Boy, I'll tell ya. I haven't heard thissh much grunting shince I shlept over at your mother'sh lasht night."
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