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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited October 2012 Posts: 12,480
    Dan: Eva, darling, I'm going to take one more photo and prove it to you: You look exactly like you went to bed with your hair wet and tied it up in a towel and totally forgot to comb it this morning. And yet you are STILL freakin' gorgeous!

    Eva: Er ... thanks for the compliment, Dan. This hairstyle set me back $400 and 2 hours. Maybe I'll go with a ponytail next time.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    You know that little finger scene we practiced? Thanks to amazing Japanese technology, I can always watch it when Rachel isn't around.
  • Signed_By_RogerMooreSigned_By_RogerMoore
    Posts: 643
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Dan:"Hi, darling."
    Eva: "..."
    Dan: "Uh, have I done something?"
    Eva: "Yes, I'm glad you picked up on that."
    Dan: "Well, what did I do?"
    Eva: "Ah, it's all just apples and oranges, Cowboys and Aliens..."
    Dan: "What? You aren't making Perfect Sense to me."
    Eva: "Oh, really? You are the definition of Defiance.
    Dan: "Defiant? I am an honest family man, living in my own Kingdom of Heaven. Rachel and I couldn't be happier."
    Eva: "Oh, har har. You live in a Dream House. There is no Enduring Love between you two, just the dream, the idea of happiness that keeps your relationship going. It isn't anything real or pure.
    Dan: "Why the attacks on me, Eva? After all the great laughs we had on Casino Royale together?
    Eva: "Those are just the Flashbacks of a Fool.
    Dan: "Those are proud memories for me! I'd say we have some Cracks in our relationship.
    Eva: "You see them too? Well then, I guess you aren't completely useless. How do you suggest we mend them before we are both on a Road to Perdition?"
    Dan: "Let's use The Golden Compass to get our relationship back on track, what do you say?"
    Eva: "Do you think it is that easy? Sometimes I think that all you take me for is The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.
    Dan: "A dragon tattoo you say? I expected you to have a tattoo a White Bird, myself. Let me see it!"
    Eva: "What's your Obsession with my tattoo? You can't plow into my personal life like a Tomb Raider, beginning The Invasion of my privacy that I am afforded as a woman on this earth!"
    Dan: "I see the Dark Shadows you hide behind. All this rage is something that only happens on that certain time of the month. How's the Womb?"
    Eva: "Urghh...Some Voices are telling me to hit you right now. I may give in to them..."
    Dan: "Yeah, well...ah...well you...you are....ah....you're just...ahhhhh...Damn, I ran out of my films. Not much of a film career you've had then, eh? Better get busy on that, instead of talking to me-

    *SLAP*

    Post of the year...you get my vote good Sir. Absolutely brilliant and clever :)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Dan: I'm looking for the 007 logo, have you seen it?
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Dan:"Hi, darling."
    Eva: "..."
    Dan: "Uh, have I done something?"
    Eva: "Yes, I'm glad you picked up on that."
    Dan: "Well, what did I do?"
    Eva: "Ah, it's all just apples and oranges, Cowboys and Aliens..."
    Dan: "What? You aren't making Perfect Sense to me."
    Eva: "Oh, really? You are the definition of Defiance.
    Dan: "Defiant? I am an honest family man, living in my own Kingdom of Heaven. Rachel and I couldn't be happier."
    Eva: "Oh, har har. You live in a Dream House. There is no Enduring Love between you two, just the dream, the idea of happiness that keeps your relationship going. It isn't anything real or pure.
    Dan: "Why the attacks on me, Eva? After all the great laughs we had on Casino Royale together?
    Eva: "Those are just the Flashbacks of a Fool.
    Dan: "Those are proud memories for me! I'd say we have some Cracks in our relationship.
    Eva: "You see them too? Well then, I guess you aren't completely useless. How do you suggest we mend them before we are both on a Road to Perdition?"
    Dan: "Let's use The Golden Compass to get our relationship back on track, what do you say?"
    Eva: "Do you think it is that easy? Sometimes I think that all you take me for is The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.
    Dan: "A dragon tattoo you say? I expected you to have a tattoo a White Bird, myself. Let me see it!"
    Eva: "What's your Obsession with my tattoo? You can't plow into my personal life like a Tomb Raider, beginning The Invasion of my privacy that I am afforded as a woman on this earth!"
    Dan: "I see the Dark Shadows you hide behind. All this rage is something that only happens on that certain time of the month. How's the Womb?"
    Eva: "Urghh...Some Voices are telling me to hit you right now. I may give in to them..."
    Dan: "Yeah, well...ah...well you...you are....ah....you're just...ahhhhh...Damn, I ran out of my films. Not much of a film career you've had then, eh? Better get busy on that, instead of talking to me-

    *SLAP*

    Unpayably funny. :))
  • Signed_By_RogerMooreSigned_By_RogerMoore
    Posts: 643
    "Ah Eva, the leather jacket you ask? It's my new attempt to please the Roger Moore fans by copying his attire in A View To A Kill"
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Great entries so far, people! Let's keep 'em coming! :)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited October 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Dan: "Well, Eva, congratulations."

    Eva: "Ah...for what particularly, may I ask?"

    Dan: "You have been voted one of the top ten sexiest women in the world on Who'sHotNow.com."

    Eva: "Hmm...You don't say. And that wouldn't have anything to do with you, would it?"
    Dan: "Oh, no. I just, ah...just found it by accident."

    *Eva takes phone in the blink of an eye*

    Eva: "Okay, so who's DannyBoy<3Eva007 then? Ahhh, and a premium member!"

    Dan: "Ohh...well, ah...I just...that's easy to explain...it's just...

    Eva: "Dan, how long had you been voting for me?"

    Dan: "Day and night."
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    edited October 2012 Posts: 6,432
    Eva: so Daniel are you ever going to give timothy his leather jacket back. you scare the living daylights out of me in that attire.

    Daniel: you should check out its optional extras.

    Daniel+Craig+Eva+Green+Casino+Royale+Premiere+Ut57iklaFO9l.jpg[/quote]
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    fire_and_ice wrote:
    Eva: so Daniel are you ever going to give timothy his leather jacket back. you scare the living daylights out of me in that attire.

    Daniel: you should check out its optional extras.

    Armoured in all the right places?

    ;)
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    BondWillReturn wrote:
    fire_and_ice wrote:
    Eva: so Daniel are you ever going to give timothy his leather jacket back. you scare the living daylights out of me in that attire.

    Daniel: you should check out its optional extras.

    Armoured in all the right places?

    ;)

    lol Eva: oh Daniel take me round the world one more time.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,967
    Dan: "My translator was sick, so I do hope this Google Translator is competent."
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Ok, apologies, In the excitement for Skyfall the last couple of weeks I completely forgot about this....

    Any objections if I give people a chance to enter until Wednesday, and then decide on the winner?
  • WlmShrpWlmShrp
    Posts: 77
    ..He has also a Sony-and he has seen the movie, on the 26th..He said he Will never Again Say Never Again'..!
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Sorry for the wait, but here are the winners!

    Fifth Place
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Dan: "My translator was sick, so I do hope this Google Translator is competent."

    Fourth Place
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Dan: "Guess who just got The Dreamers downloaded on his mobile?" :>

    Third Place
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "Eva, I just gave your film 'The Golden Compass' a 2.0 on IMDB. The numbers don't lie."

    "Danny, you ARE aware you were in the film as well, correct?"

    "..."

    Second Place
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Dan:"Hi, darling."
    Eva: "..."
    Dan: "Uh, have I done something?"
    Eva: "Yes, I'm glad you picked up on that."
    Dan: "Well, what did I do?"
    Eva: "Ah, it's all just apples and oranges, Cowboys and Aliens..."
    Dan: "What? You aren't making Perfect Sense to me."
    Eva: "Oh, really? You are the definition of Defiance.
    Dan: "Defiant? I am an honest family man, living in my own Kingdom of Heaven. Rachel and I couldn't be happier."
    Eva: "Oh, har har. You live in a Dream House. There is no Enduring Love between you two, just the dream, the idea of happiness that keeps your relationship going. It isn't anything real or pure.
    Dan: "Why the attacks on me, Eva? After all the great laughs we had on Casino Royale together?
    Eva: "Those are just the Flashbacks of a Fool.
    Dan: "Those are proud memories for me! I'd say we have some Cracks in our relationship.
    Eva: "You see them too? Well then, I guess you aren't completely useless. How do you suggest we mend them before we are both on a Road to Perdition?"
    Dan: "Let's use The Golden Compass to get our relationship back on track, what do you say?"
    Eva: "Do you think it is that easy? Sometimes I think that all you take me for is The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.
    Dan: "A dragon tattoo you say? I expected you to have a tattoo of a White Bird, myself. Let me see it!"
    Eva: "What's your Obsession with my tattoo? You can't plow into my personal life like a Tomb Raider, beginning The Invasion of my privacy that I am afforded as a woman on this earth!"
    Dan: "I see the Dark Shadows you hide behind. All this rage is something that only happens on that certain time of the month. How's the Womb?"
    Eva: "Urghh...Some Voices are telling me to hit you right now. I may give in to them..."
    Dan: "Yeah, well...ah...well you...you are....ah....you're just...ahhhhh...Damn, I ran out of your films. Not much of a film career you've had then, eh? Better get busy on that, instead of talking to me-

    *SLAP*

    Very creative ;)

    First Place
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    Dan: I'm looking for the 007 logo, have you seen it?

    Simple, but very effective! So over to you, Major Smythe









  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    What happened? Can we kick this off again?
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    What happened? Can we kick this off again?

    I'm afraid it ended up. :(
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    What happened? Can we kick this off again?

    I'm afraid it ended up. :(
    What? I don't think I am understanding...
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    What happened? Can we kick this off again?

    I'm afraid it ended up. :(
    What? I don't think I am understanding...

    Sorry for any misspelling; This round has ended, unfortunately.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    What happened? Can we kick this off again?

    I'm afraid it ended up. :(
    What? I don't think I am understanding...

    Sorry for any misspelling; This round has ended, unfortunately.

    I know. I am saying that it is time for @MajorDSmythe to continue the next caption picture.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    What happened? Can we kick this off again?

    I'm afraid it ended up. :(
    What? I don't think I am understanding...

    Sorry for any misspelling; This round has ended, unfortunately.

    I know. I am saying that it is time for @MajorDSmythe to continue the next caption picture.

    Ooh.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    You're up, @MajorDSmythe.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    @MajorDSmythe, are you out there, mate?!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,967
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    @MajorDSmythe, are you out there, mate?!

    I'd say we move along. I've been waiting for this to kick off again: it's so entertaining. Should either of us pick a picture, @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7?
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Creasy47 wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    @MajorDSmythe, are you out there, mate?!

    I'd say we move along. I've been waiting for this to kick off again: it's so entertaining. Should either of us pick a picture, @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7?

    That's for @BondWillReturn to decide.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    @MajorDSmythe, TAKE THE SHOT.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    Major was here today, 'don't know why he didn't update the thread.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    Major was here today, 'don't know why he didn't update the thread.

    He's been here frequently all week and more.
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    I think we gave the good major long enough to respond, in order to save this thread from dying, I think the honour should pass to @0Brady
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    If that is what you wish, @BondWillReturn, then here is the next caption picture:
    http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/181y21a1vxqfljpg/original.jpg
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